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Hanging a chandelier with lots of dangly bits when there’s still work going on is madness! It’ll be covered in dust!
Also £2.45 pork belly is the least appealing food on the planet
 
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Fuck me, what is this asshat wittering on about now? Tagging #reno #selfbuild What an absolute clown Evan, hen, you’ve put down 2 free carpets (but inexplicably no floor coverings in the main parts of your house ) taken down some plasterboard walls with a claw hammer and painted a couple of doors I don’t think Kevin McCloud’s gonna be at your door any time soon His poor partner in from a hard days’ graft & having to install that (and words almost fail me here) absolute monstrosity of a light fitting He keeps banging on about the insta reality of living in a “building site” Hardly! You keep punting your lumis, auld fridges & second hand plastic orchids and keep saving hard - you might have enough for an actual renovation one day

Did anyone else notice in today’s story that his full address and mobile number was on the parcel in the garage?
At least now we know the exact location of where good taste goes to die

Hanging a chandelier with lots of dangly bits when there’s still work going on is madness! It’ll be covered in dust!
Also £2.45 pork belly is the least appealing food on the planet
£2.45 Aldi pork Follow Evan for more aspirational lifestyle tips
 
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You have cheered me up
Honestly suprised he tells people he shops in aldi i thought he would be saying he goes to Waitrose!
 
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You have cheered me up
Honestly suprised he tells people he shops in aldi i thought he would be saying he goes to Waitrose!
I was also shocked that he admitted to shopping in Aldi
What is the point in putting that horrendous light up just now when it’s going to get covered in dust is he actually thick

You have cheered me up
Honestly suprised he tells people he shops in aldi i thought he would be saying he goes to Waitrose!
I was also shocked that he admitted to shopping in Aldi
What is the point in putting that horrendous light up just now when it’s going to get covered in dust is he actually thick
 
Hes just jumping about from room to room! My husband and i are doing an actual renovation and have been doing it for 3 years now, we start in and room and dont do anything else untill its 100% finished but i aint doing it all for the gram and we are paying for everything ourselves not getting crap gifted so we do have to stop at times and let the bank recover
 
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Amazing are you going to have a cloakroom too? Don’t let this question confuse you - I mean do you have a cupboard under the stairs?
 
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Amazing are you going to have a cloakroom too? Don’t let this question confuse you - I mean do you have a cupboard under the stairs?
No because we are not fannies who wallpapers in a fucking cupboard!
We have a utility room where all the coats etc get dumped but i am obviously not as rich as evan!
 
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No because we are not fannies who wallpapers in a fucking cupboard!
We have a utility room where all the coats etc get dumped but i am obviously not as rich as evan!
He’s an absolute tit Not to mention a cloakroom usually has a toilet & sink in it It’s a cupboard, mate
 
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THIS!!!! absolutely spot on!!!
Was the light gifted do we know? It’s bloody awful! Still don’t understand why he’s got that monstrosity of a light in the utility either, “lux” and “utility” don’t really merge!
 
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To be fair, it would be ghastly regardless of its location! To say it’s tawdry is an insult to tawdry items everywhere
 
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He #selfbuildireland the other day he lives in Scotland ya roaster, he has nothing to talk about I think he's getting another delivered today how stunning is this bed its absolutely gorgeous will be his quote for today.
 
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Bet the luxary bed company are happy that they gifted him a free bed, they drove up to scotland during the height of a pandemic when you wernt allowed to travel to delivery a non essential bed he apparently designed for him to try and sell it less than a year later!! Good luck to this new company gifting him another free bed
 
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win the luxx bed from gg beds, when the company have actually called it the Bravo bed and the company name is actually G Gate Beds! why do these companies work with such a fanny!
 
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