Was he good looking?! [emoji23][emoji23] I'm glad you didn't as you were just 17! [emoji33][emoji33]
I thought about being a sugar baby as I love older men, but never had the courage tbh! [emoji23][emoji23]
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I thought about being a sugar baby as I love older men, but never had the courage tbh! [emoji23][emoji23]
OH MY GOD. Catwinky, you are my favourite person ever on Tattle! You're so hilarious!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]This is a new one for me...
When all seems normal then he announces all he wants to do is make you fat
No bleeping chance pal it took me a year to get back into topshop jeans, I ain't giving it all up to so you can jack off to my muffin top.
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I honestly have tears falling down my face. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Screw him! And good on you for holding onto those jeans!!
This thread has filled me hope from some of you and made me feel better about life, that weird dates don’t just happen to me!
One blokes teeth kept falling out as he spoke and just spent the whole time slagging his ex off. When I got up to leave, he did actually say to me there won’t be a second date will there?
One bloke after two dates ranted at me that I was incredibly selfish for not wanting more children and when I said I didn’t want to see him again told me I had a fat head and his ex thought so too.
There are some crazies out there but I’m hoping one day someone will be out there for me. Ten years down the line I’m not that hopeful
One blokes teeth kept falling out as he spoke and just spent the whole time slagging his ex off. When I got up to leave, he did actually say to me there won’t be a second date will there?
One bloke after two dates ranted at me that I was incredibly selfish for not wanting more children and when I said I didn’t want to see him again told me I had a fat head and his ex thought so too.
There are some crazies out there but I’m hoping one day someone will be out there for me. Ten years down the line I’m not that hopeful
Don't lose hope! Out there there's a Ross for each and everyone of us!!! [emoji2956][emoji2956]
How can a woman resist when a man tells her to “lighten up”? We all want to immediately have all their babies when they say that.
My last one (I think) . I had met a guy online messaged back and forth for ages met up few times. He was literally the perfect guy and HOT. I was out one night and so was he ended up meeting up and agreeing to go back to his. He met my friends they all loved him bla bla bla. He was dressed amazing, clean, not a hair out of place etc so I expected a half decent house. Stepped out the taxi in a housing scheme that I can only compare to shameless. I thought ok ok don’t judge until we stepped into his ‘house’. I use that term very loosely....a crack den would have been more inviting 
3am I’m stuck in a shite hole flat in a random town, go to the toilet to make a SOS call to bleeping anyone and it was like a scene from trainspotting 
THE worst house I’ve ever entered!!!
3am I’m stuck in a shite hole flat in a random town, go to the toilet to make a SOS call to bleeping anyone and it was like a scene from trainspotting THE worst house I’ve ever entered!!!So I take it as in nothing happened between the two of you at his place?! [emoji85][emoji85] He was the perfect guy and hot!! [emoji1787][emoji1787]
And they say women are too picky.....
Part of me really wants to read the 'indepth list' though
Part of me really wants to read the 'indepth list' though
The only thing that happened was I done a runner out of that house
he genuinely had so much potential until the house that should have been condemned 
And they say women are too picky.....
Part of me really wants to read the 'indepth list' though
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found this thread via @Meg1912's recommendation haha. It seems he's looking for a robot? 
Gutted there aren't more of these here, I've had a right chuckle!
I think this is one of my favourite messages. I never responded but in hindsight I should have replied not everyone I don't want to duck you. This was the only message he sent me 
How did I resist this sexual athlete?!
Dafuq???!!!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] No small talk needed!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Online dating is absolutely wild. I can't believe the stuff I'm reading! I swear if my marriage doesn’t work out I’m heading straight for a nunnery 
It's not all bad, i'm talking to a few nice, normal guys (at least they seem to be for now!) at the moment. These are just some of the funnier ones in my inboxOnline dating is absolutely wild. I can't believe the stuff I'm reading! I swear if my marriage doesn’t work out I’m heading straight for a nunnery
Im actually gutted my most recent messages have been boring just guys saying hi and a few actual decent guys having a nice conversation. These two guys though such catches
OH MY GOD! [emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]
Such charmers