Now those silver foxes wouldn't have had to cry and beg me to reconsider.
Sadly he was more like a fat Bernie Ecclestone doing an impression of Pinky & Perky
Goodness gracious, he sounds absolutely vile!! [emoji1785][emoji1785] Not even 5k a month and a flat overlooking the Thames would cut it!![emoji115] [emoji817]
Now those silver foxes wouldn't have had to cry and beg me to reconsider.
Sadly he was more like a fat Bernie Ecclestone doing an impression of Pinky & Perky [emoji2368]
That's absolutely hilarious!!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]I don't have a story but think it's hilarious that this advert is in the middle of all these stories [emoji1787][emoji1787]
He has a degree? (probably says from the School of Life, yawn)I think someone needs to look a dictionary at the meaning of location and profession...
Unless there is a town called peter and he is the local professional gigolo....
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@Meg1912 I think we'd all be more than ok with these "old men"Oh dear, then you definitely made the right decision!! [emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]
This is more what I had in mind when thinking of a sugar daddy. [emoji23][emoji23]
Haha!!!! We totally would! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] In fact, they didn't even have to pay us and I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to pay for them! [emoji23][emoji23] One night with a silver fox as @FarFromTheMaddingCrowd so brilliantly put it, sounds like a dream!! I'd die happy. [emoji28][emoji28][emoji85][emoji85]@Meg1912 I think we'd all be more than ok with these "old men"
You can't just drop a comment like that and not add any further in to it. Obviously without mentioning specifics but did he admit this to you or did you find out somehow or what?Oh god, so many. (I was a serial dater)
Stand-outs include a narrow miss with a convicted paedophile and a policeman who had literally gotten away with murder due to his job
Oh god, so many. (I was a serial dater)
Stand-outs include a narrow miss with a convicted paedophile and a policeman who had literally gotten away with murder due to his job
I agree with oohthatslovely, you can't leave a comment like that without filling us in!You can't just drop a comment like that and not add any further in to it. Obviously without mentioning specifics but did he admit this to you or did you find out somehow or what?
OH MY GOD, THAT'S BEYOND VILE!! [emoji33][emoji33][emoji2961][emoji2961]A first message from a guy on tinder ‘Hey beautiful, do you have a dog?’ I thought it was a bit weird and recognised his face, showed my friend and turns out he was the famous local dog botherer ... he smeared his knob with peanut butter and stuck it through garden fences in our town so the dogs on the other side would lick it. He is also on the sex offenders register for being a Paedophile [emoji1785]
And imagine if a dog actually bit that thing off!A first message from a guy on tinder ‘Hey beautiful, do you have a dog?’ I thought it was a bit weird and recognised his face, showed my friend and turns out he was the famous local dog botherer ... he smeared his knob with peanut butter and stuck it through garden fences in our town so the dogs on the other side would lick it. He is also on the sex offenders register for being a Paedophile
That actually happened to one of these sickosAnd imagine if a dog actually bit that thing off!
Oh don't you worry - I have a fair few of those!!I'd love for someone to come on here with a scary psycho woman story.
Sadly I doubt thats gonna happen, seriously though men are just wired totally different, why are they like this?!
Pissing myself!!! Holy f**k!!
Omg! A Scat manOh how I miss the good old online dating days. Actually had more fun with my friends coming round for a drink and reading all the daft messages I got sent (foot pic requests etc)
One time I was chatting to a ‘normal’ guy I thought, very polite, seemed to have good banter and we were getting on well. Few days later he messaged me again and began to reveal his true self....asking about sex and kinks (they all go there eventually) He then went on to tell me his ultimate fantasy was putting on some latex gloves and poking about the old bum hole, of his chosen lady, before inviting her to take a shit on his bare chest. I had just randomly checked this message when I was out having a nice lunch with my mum and she thought I had just seen a ghost. I almost choked and then burst out laughing. Not one to judge people’s kinks but that one is just down right disgusting
I had a narrow miss with a convicted paedophile to!Oh god, so many. (I was a serial dater)
Stand-outs include a narrow miss with a convicted paedophile and a policeman who had literally gotten away with murder due to his job
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