Podcast summary:
Starts off by saying she’s gonna talk about everything from ‘relationships to icks’ (wow such range)
Says her experience of moving to london is different to most because she moved with a full time job and not many people her age will be in that position (??not like everyone who isn’t in full time education will have a full time job or anything)
Says she’s going to get questions from her Instagram every week for the podcast.
says she’s obsessed with Notting Hill and Portobello is her favourite place in london - does she mean portobello road lol bc that’s the only thing ‘portobello’ is
Says driving isn’t convenient and is expensive but she loves it
Talks about how she eats avocado and beans on toast (again??? We’re 5 minutes in and she’s already bringing this up?) at 10am every day and then maybe goes to pret to get a hummus wrap. And that she gets deliveroo for dinner every single day, or makes one pot pasta (so much for her new found love of cooking). But she does say she’s obsessed with cooking videos and watches them all day
She keeps rambling about how she doesn’t cook, saying she never does it and can only make fajitas and pasta. Far cry from her last video lol.
starts talking about deliveroo plus ????Says it’s not a brand deal but it feels like one lol
Talks about food for ages (if her management has worked out that all her fans just want to look like her then this obsession with what she eats is bang on for them, so good pr moves guys!)
She says she’s moved flat, used to live in a very central industrial area in south london, and hundreds of flats with the exact same. Says she had a swimming pool , gym and 24hr concierge and couldn’t believe it.
says she got lonely because there was nothing immediately around (poor flossie lol)
Says she never met anyone living near her - but emphasises she ‘OBVIOUSLY still had friends’.
says her move was impulsive and it’s explained on her YouTube (weird choice IMO to bring up all the food stuff she always says but not the John situation she’s really only talked about once)
Says she changes her mind once a month and now wants her white and beige flat to be ‘quirky’ but she doesn’t know how she wants it to be quirky ?????
(This to me is the most telling thing she’s said so far looool it reeks of Pinterest boards of other peoples houses - she’s so so desperate to be ‘quirky’ and unique but nothing comes naturally to her ?? Defeats the whole point of it?? Wtf lol anyway)
Says she lives in a ‘yummy mummy’ flat - and says it has no personality although she loves it - then she says putting pasta in jars made it quirky????? (Bb howwww are you just saying you don’t have personality and need people to send you tips and recommendations???)
Says she would want art, little pictures and artefacts but is picky and can’t decide and wants ideas from the listeners (LOOOL)
Says her lifestyle is as/more expensive than people say (ok miss deliveroo everyday)
Says she has a love hate relationship with shoreditch, it’s a ‘cool area’ with the vintage shops etc, says she finds going out in east London too expensive but it’s good in the day with vintage shops (it’s giving gentrifier)
Says she used to go to promoter clubs and that it’s the ‘most tapped thing’, and that everyone just pretends to have fun when cameras are on. says all the boys are really creepy there.
Says she ‘loves going out in Notting hill’ and that she loves a place in Tottenham. Briefly brings up the fact that someone died there??? Then just moves on??
says she doesn’t get drum and bass and she can’t dance to it.
When she’s asked if it’s safe she to the recent publication of attacks against women in London as ‘all that stuff going on’.
her comment on spiking ‘that spiking stuff that happens is terrible’ and says ‘every girl needs to be wary’ (which is all she says and I’m not even gonna start on that)
Says she tells people she feels unsafe running by herself to not go for a run but actually she just thinks she’s an ugly exerciser?????
Says what’s been scaring her recently is that people are breaking into her car.
Says she’s toned down her drinking recently and that she got paralytic on her birthday. Says she needs to wise up and when she gets drunk she blacks out she wakes up in her bed
Says she hates waking up alone and thinks her room is haunted?? Then she backtracks and says her room is barren but she likes sleeping in her living room with the tv on so it feels like someone’s there. 25 mins in mentions she’s alone ‘with her cat’ but that’s all.
tells people to go on right move for flats. Says she’s obsessed with scrolling through right move looking at £10million flats for sale in Notting hill.
talks about the weather in London and how it’s really sunny always (???) and it hardly rains (???) then says the tube gets boiling ??
Starts talking about how amazing Citymapper is and says she only gets the tube when she doesn’t have to change ???? talks about how ‘cute’ Hampstead swimming ponds are.
Says her favourite thing about London is that there’s always something going on.
then says she’s going to walk to the zoo and is debating her ethical stance on zoos (didn’t she work at one???)
Overall take is the whole thing felt like someone was making awkward small talk with me. Suuuuch a shallow tone and just seemed so lazy and was honestly less interesting than one of her videos. For a pilot episode which I’d think they would want to be the best was soooo poor. She seems completely out of touch now with the average persons london experience and is trying to reinvent herself in real time - her saying her house has no personality and asking people to give her ideas to give it a personality sums it up right now.
Olivia, when you see this - either take a step back and find yourself or stop churning out this lazy boring content. You’ve lost your interest and everyone can tell
that is some serious manifestation tbh
and it’s not as if I truly live in the back of beyond. These influencers wouldn’t be able to cope, I mean Just Eats just about exists, Macdonald is a good 10 miles away. It’s bloody perfect in someways.
