My parents had a similar issue with a neighbour when I was about 16 .. so this happened about 15 years ago ..
we moved from Dorset to Hampshire when I was a teenager and my parents have lived there since , my dad is a gardener and got a great job at a stately home in Hampshire so we moved in my first GCSE year (thanks guys , loved that !)
They bought a house on a quiet cul-de-sac and still live there now , and their neighbour was an older German lady who had lived there for nearly 30 years .. her husband had passed a few years prior to us moving in , she was probably in her late seventies
We had a cat and he’d always been an outdoor cat and so nothing changed when we moved , we had a cat flap and he came and went as he pleased .. my mum worked 3 days a week , my dad worked full time and my sister and I were at school or college all day everyday so we didn’t know where the cat went when we were gone but he’s a cat and that’s how cats are
one day I came home from school and there was cat poo all over our front door step .. like tonnes of it .. no cat could produce that much in one go .. we knew it was cat
tit because nothing smells quite like it , awful smell .. it was also mixed in with a load of soil
my parents were so confused but cleared it up and left it .. about six weeks later it happened again
The third time it happened it was during a school holiday and I was at home , as was my mum .. we heard a kerfuffle at the front door and my mum opened it thinking it was the postman ... turns out it was our neiughbour !! Unbeknown to us , our cat had been pooing in her borders and she was collecting it in a carrier bag in her garage and when there was enough dumping it on our doorstep
My mum was so shocked , she confronted the lady but was just baffled , mum said she was so sorry , and that she had full permission to spray our cat with a hose or whatever if she caught him doing it but to please stop dumping the
tit or we’d have to call the police .. the lady didn’t apologise , just said it’s what we get for having such a disgusting animal in our house
and she shuffled off home
I think the poor lady was losing her marbles a bit .. my mum caught her son one day coming out of the house and told him about the
crappy situation and he was so embarrassed about it all and it didn’t happen again after that .. she passed away a few years later .. we still laugh about this story though and my husband thinks we’ve made it up it sounds so surreal
That’s the best one I have !!