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I thought she was trying to be kooky 
βSweaty ball weather! Sweaty ball weather!βUnintentionally left the captions on and it said sweaty balls instead of smoothie bowls
Her having sweaty balls in her mouth (Joe's or someone else's) would at least be more interesting than anything else she has ever done in her entire life.Unintentionally left the captions on and it said sweaty balls instead of smoothie bowls
The comment about her putting joes teabag back was what got me most, itβs like she expects her questions not to be questions as she has assumed the answer for him
Who drinks fennel tea anyway?? I follow a plant based diet and do like fennel in a few dishes but for tea?? Sounds awful.
If I was Joe, Iβd totally have a stash of chocolate, chips, peanuts, peanut butter and the like hidden away from Niomi. Probably some vodka too to help me through the most trying times!
It's like celery juice. I can't believe people drink that tit and say how good it isWho drinks fennel tea anyway?? I follow a plant based diet and do like fennel in a few dishes but for tea?? Sounds awful.
If I was Joe, Iβd totally have a stash of chocolate, chips, peanuts, peanut butter and the like hidden away from Niomi. Probably some vodka too to help me through the most trying times!
It brings me so much joy to think of all the times Joey was at the airport for his travels or in an exotic country for work and stuffed some burgers and fries down his throat followed by chocolate and cookies, then hastily shove a mint in house mouth before going home to Nimbobs and pretending he had a kale salad and fennel tea.
Yeh Iβd def be insistent on being the one doing grocery shopping to buy extra stuff for meWho drinks fennel tea anyway?? I follow a plant based diet and do like fennel in a few dishes but for tea?? Sounds awful.
If I was Joe, Iβd totally have a stash of chocolate, chips, peanuts, peanut butter and the like hidden away from Niomi. Probably some vodka too to help me through the most trying times!
Joe: No Niomi. PLEASE stay here!!! Let me take on the risk of breaking quarantine to do the grocery shop. I love you too much to risk you going to a store at this time. Iβll do the shop and be back as soon as I can.
Also Joe: hits the nearest burger and fries joint before going grocery shopping.
i can vividly imagine him packing a backpack of his snacks then all the veg and chia seeds in a grocery bagJoe: No Niomi. PLEASE stay here!!! Let me take on the risk of breaking quarantine to do the grocery shop. I love you too much to risk you going to a store at this time. Iβll do the shop and be back as soon as I can.
Also Joe: hits the nearest burger and fries joint before going grocery shopping.
First time poster here. Literally registered to say the whole of instagram is in black squares and links to BLM charities and solidarity and she's sharing her dinner. A veggie risotto.
I mean read the room, what is this?!
I mean read the room, what is this?!
That was from yesterday, almost 24 hrs ago to be fair.First time poster here. Literally registered to say the whole of instagram is in black squares and links to BLM charities and solidarity and she's sharing her dinner. A veggie risotto.
I mean read the room, what is this?!
Oh! Apologies then, instagram's algorithm just showed it to me now.
Gotta love that algorithm
My daughter asked for a smoothie bowl this morning and that bloody chant was all I could hear
Hopefully she wasn't passive aggressive if you didn't want one yourselfMy daughter asked for a smoothie bowl this morning and that bloody chant was all I could hear
A smooooothie bowl! A smooooooothie bowl!oh yeah and imagine the carnage if I turned down a fennel tea!Hopefully she wasn't passive aggressive if you didn't want one yourself
I think fennel tea is delicious, camomile tea on the other hand
I don't buy the pukka tea that she was having since it was sold to Unilever, but that's exactly the kind of brand I expect to see Niomi using - something from a huge questionable company that masquerades as an indy.
Can't say I blame Joe for refusing it. It's an acquired taste
you know what I actually quite like fennel tea! Itβs definitely the only herbal tea I would go for however I would much Rather have a coffee in the morning like a normal person
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