"Joe's decided to ask me some questions" -- Really Nimbobs,
really? Did he? Did this idea come from that ball of fluff inside of his head?
"Spontaneous Q&A completely planned by Joe" -- Am I the only one who doesn't buy this
at all?
"What's winding me up in lockdown or in general?" -- Are you implying that you're not locking down? Surely those 2 should be the same thing. (The answer is that she's fed up of lockdown and misses her family.)
Them starting by the "dreamy" lake and walking is so cringe. Oh, now they're by trees.
"What do you miss most about India?" "The buzz." -- This is coming from the same girl who was complaining about all of the tooting. I suppose that's all she remembers.
Them laying in the grass with Niomi glancing at Joey through her sunglasses is even more cringe. I get a "forced romantic" vibe.
"I've learned a lot in lockdown. Particularly about myself. I'm always on the go. Every weekend, it's always very busy as I tend to cram-pack our weekend. I've learned how to just switch off/calm down. I've enjoyed it in a weird way." -- I'm worried if Niomi slows down anymore than she already does. That'd cross her across the line from mind-numbingly stupid to whatever the phase after that is.
"I like going fast and slow with you" says Joe, then Niomi giggles. --
Niomi can't wait to get back to London -- I live in West London, I don't want her back. It's girls like her that are my least favourite part of London, genuinely.
It's so clear she's missed the UK and is so relieved to be back from India. She goes on about Suffolk / Devon, etc. and traveling there while international travel isn't allowed / even after as she probs won't be comfy. She just
can't wait to "explore more of the UK". This betch really got everything she wanted, huh?
The NHS is her hero.
"Favourite spice?" "For cooking with -- oooh --" -- No, Niomi, for swallowing whole you daft prick
Running is her favourite thing.
Her best habit is cleaning up while she's cooking... (she came up with that quickly)
Her worst habit took longer to come up with.
Joe's baked beans is her fave meal he makes.
She's 27! My goodness! She seems so clueless, she tries to act much older than she is.
"We moved to India this year!" -- barely, darling.
I can't imagine being locked down with either one of them, Jesus.
and her worst habit is leaving jo to make thebed in the morning... Jesus Christ, the fact thatit took. Her ages to think of one yet immediately thought of her best one is so cringe
