Hey, my body is like Niomi’sTwigs are rarely sexy; maybe to a dog? I
Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales
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Yeah, same here...Hey, my body is like Niomi’s
So the Bodyism membership that she had to pick up this morning was #gifted. What a surprise. No wonder she’s able to drop a couple grand on a yoga course, she must be rolling in spare cash given that she gets everything for free; clothes, gym membership, makeup... at this point in convinced the only thing she pays for properly out of her own pocket is her rent!
Skinny girls can be sexy too!
It’s not her body - it’s her boring personality that makes her lack sex appeal.
It’s not her body - it’s her boring personality that makes her lack sex appeal.
exactly, like someone here said before it really isn't about just appearance it's something less tangible imo, it is like charisma it is basically impossible to know why some people have it and others don't
It's the allure, you either have it or you don't! Miranda reference for those in the know!
Disclaime my 'twig' comment was related to Niomi and the extensive comments already posted re her 'attempt' to appear sexy on IG . I'm assuming those of you with her body style are choc full of personality and-perhaps-sex appeal.
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(it's not made of wood)What a gross and rude comment.Twigs are rarely sexy; maybe to a dog? I
The sad thing about Niomi is no she’s not sexy, she’s not fun etc, but she’s also not like this either...she was much sexier and fun when younger, and that’s not because of her age, but because she’s so fully taken on this weird Kate Middleton-esque persona. Why change yourself so completely to something more boring, I don’t get it 
back to bashing Niomi 
Bodyism is so overpriced I can't believe it's still in business. I bought some yoga clothes from there years ago, not worth it at all for the price. Tbh it's jast paahfect for Nimbot.
I don't mind if you remove it. My dog loves twigs and won't be offended.
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What a cutie x
Another day, another self-absorbed post from Niomi. Pandemic is raging but Niomi wants to rub in our faces her free membership to a pricy health club. Oh, and she got a goodie bag! Because I am sure Bodyism gives them to ALL the plebs.
Thank you. Rescue dog. 12 yrs old and a beautiful dog. So lucky to have her
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Oh my goodness, soooo cute
In her stories she's giggling at people setting up their vegetable market stall... at 7am. Like she thinks it's weird, or cute, that other people would be up as early as go-getting Nimbobs on her way to her workout.
Like she’s on safari or something. Seeing the peasants in their natural habitat.
It's just hilarious laughing at people working while on your way to pick up a bag of gifted goodies 
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