She looks older than her age through sun damage. Inevitable given her lifestyle choices. In some photos I would put her at around 40. It's the dry matte hair that doesn't help either.
Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen
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The Russian Roulette she plays with her life these days compared to her boring life 5 years ago 
absolutely blows my mind.
No one can be this lost and delusional. She sets the bar low, everytime, it’s underground now
absolutely blows my mind. No one can be this lost and delusional. She sets the bar low, everytime, it’s underground now
40 year olds don't look like that (i am one lol), she looks closer to 50.
I think her dry poofy hair especially looks like that of a much older woman.
She looks drained. Guess too many vacays and not doing a thing can do that.
Her hair reminds me of Gillian Talyforth's....who is *checks Google* 68
Looking a bit leathery
"Flying home for Christmas"... home? Where is home Nimbobs?
Anywhere there's a freebie!
This is so funny to me, what kind of influencer is she
Ha, people are catching on! I mean I did put some of her comments into my ChatGPT window and the AI said that it wrote those comments. Especially the horse ones from Nihi.
I’ve just got to the bit about crystals to protect against the cell tower… If she makes a hat out of tin foil then we’re all booking flights and taking our collective kundalini to Bali to stage an intervention.
Isnt she already on her way to uk??
I bet lordon eases her into performing more weird sex things soon. He got her started with pp worship, next threesomes for sure and it'll end with lordon having three wives like his bff Edu or whats his name, and niomi'll accept it because she's easily brainwashed and has 0 self esteem. Lordon hopes at least, but most people are repulsed by his looks so i don' t think it's going to happen
Lordon would totally love 3 wives, that means 2 more incomes for him.
another glitch in the gleambot!
Imagine being too lazy/out of it to answer the question "do you have a new year's resolution?"
She's saving them for later, for when Chat GPT writes a way-too-long ramble-y IG post, which she'll share on NY eve, complete with a carousel of pictures that have nothing to do with the resolutions, e.g. Niomi in a thong bikini taking a dip in the sea in Ireland or Brighton.
-Cash or card, Ma'am?
-Beautiful question, thank you for asking!
-Ma'am? Cash or card?
-The universe is talking to us, if only we stop for a moment and listen.
-Ma'am you're holding the line. There's ten people behind you.
-You don't have to be so negative!The hustle of modernity is killing us all!
-Security! Get that looney away from here! Next!
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