Yep, those consummerism idiots like Niomi, Amelia, Estee dragging their dumb worthless asses around throwing birthday parties and stuff, no mask, on respect for anyone. Wish they would just start picking up trash like them off the street and start locking them up, or make them dig graves, something to wake them up or this thing is never going to go away.
Niomi Smart #7 by her Royal decree, Joey is free
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Imagine if she suddenly has to lock down in London alone by herself. How will she survive without her Pilates in the sky and coffee shops? Although I am sure she will break the rules and run home to Brighton.
She will 100% continue doing whatever she wants, only thing is she MIGHT keep it off social media so people don’t go at her.
yeh 100%. she will break rules and go home
judging by other influencers i doubt she will even do that, noone seems to particuarly call them out
omg the new vlog, she says perfect twice in the space of 10 seconds, her vocabulary is shocking. Then says she hasnt looked in the mirror all day, when she quite clearly has a full face of make up on...
New vlog.....so why isn't she distancing from Kelly who's heavily pregnant?
FFS woman.
FFS woman.
She's so damn happy too lol, what a faker. That place is kind of cramped and contrived and looks like Mr. Bean decorated it... wait till she's alone for a day or two...
Her voice is so high-pitch in the beginning of the video. She said 'perfect' three times in the span of 10 seconds but that didn't hide her bitterness about having to go to the storage unit where hers and Joe's belongings are stored (together!).
perfect perfect perfect oh come on 
Also the vocabulary she uses in the video is interesting: 'perfect', 'I feel free', 'I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'. Feels like the kind of phrases you use when you were in a toxic/abusive relationship.
Omg! If she says the word "paaaafect" one more time (attempting to sound royal and posh again), I'm going to throw up! 
How annoying! So the flat is apparently "paaaaafect", her best friend is the best friend ever, the landlord is also the best landlord ever! Everything is amazing and great and everybody is the best! She's so annoying. And that flat looks so unwelcoming. I don't see the "nice aura" she was talking about. It looks very dark, cold, not cosy in the slightest. The wardrobe space is crap, the bathroom as well is dark and doesn't even have a mirror. 
How annoying! So the flat is apparently "paaaaafect", her best friend is the best friend ever, the landlord is also the best landlord ever! Everything is amazing and great and everybody is the best! She's so annoying. And that flat looks so unwelcoming. I don't see the "nice aura" she was talking about. It looks very dark, cold, not cosy in the slightest. The wardrobe space is crap, the bathroom as well is dark and doesn't even have a mirror. New flat seem small and weird decoration. Only thing I like is the bathroom.. She trying so hard to show that she’s doing fine and move on. I’m pretty sure she still crying herself to sleep all the time when she alone.
1st time she's ever been to a storage unit and SLOUGH-get the disgust in her voice!!What a pain in the butt. I mean, so proud of her clothes on hangers wtf. She's on a different planet in la la land.
It looks so dark and dull. Do we know roughly which area it is in?
Someone called out Kayleigh Couture today.. Her husband left her in January after 5 months of marriage!! She has been breaking lockdown rules since the beginning, going between houses and cities. She called the person that called her out a silly cow. Such a mean girl.
I think Niomi would have been better finding a place in Brighton. London is likely to go into lockdown again and she is alone.
Hi guys new here but LOVE all of you! I have been reading the thread all weekend as I have a newborn and have lolled all the way through haha!
Niomi is an absolute psychopath. The new vlog is shocking as was her breakup announcement. Thus woman was ENGAGED to the love of her life and moved to the other side of the world with him but expects us to believe she is peeeeerfect 5 minutes after having been dumped? Give me a bleeping break. I almost feel sorry for her, it must be so draining to feel such pressure to have a perfect life that you can’t even admit your engagement ending upsets you. She basically pretends Joe never existed...absolutely shocking!
Niomi is an absolute psychopath. The new vlog is shocking as was her breakup announcement. Thus woman was ENGAGED to the love of her life and moved to the other side of the world with him but expects us to believe she is peeeeerfect 5 minutes after having been dumped? Give me a bleeping break. I almost feel sorry for her, it must be so draining to feel such pressure to have a perfect life that you can’t even admit your engagement ending upsets you. She basically pretends Joe never existed...absolutely shocking!
Notting Hill- as she calls it her old "stomping grounds"
I find her new apartment really sweet but not practical and wayyyyy to small for her... I don't think she's ever lived in a place that small and I imagine her struggling quite a bit. I can only imagine how overpriced it is for it's size with that kind of "aesthetic. The kind of flat that's rented for a lot because it's modern, trendy, new and in a nice area but in reality is super awkward and uncomfortable to live in.
I think Notting Hill.
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