Niomi Smart #6 it’s smoothie bowl weather but they’re not together, feel new tea was the end of Joe’s tether

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getawaywithit

Oh wait I had no idea that she had posted a full video just casually living at someone else’s house and not mentioning her entire past life lol. Nah I hate when Influencers do shit like that. If you need more time then post tutorial videos or whatever but the psychotic ‘Joe? Never heard of him. Yeah I’m part of a throuple now why wouldn’t I be?’ type vlogs are just too much.
 
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SayNoMore12

Or she is just embarrassed of being dumped after show him all around, I don't think she is the kind of lass that would cheat, in the last videos he already looked fed up, for me everything collapsed after India and being jobless wven when the guy seems to come from a wealthy family
 
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QueenBW

I don't know, to me calling the last few weeks of her life a "shitstorm" and "traumatic" is drawing a mean picture of him. It has everyone speculating as to what *he* did. It's and understated sort of badmouthing, like she technically hasn't done anything but she has led to the creation of so many rumors on what horrible thing Joey did, and I kind of admire her for it.
 
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romansalad

She was probably apartment hunting that's why she stayed in London. She should just buy somewhere instead of renting as she clearly loves London. I 100% agree with the opinions above that she thinks they'll get back together.
Btw was visiting my grandma today and she had a fennel tea in her cupboard I had a little lol. Who knew my grandma is secretly a Nimbobs fan?
 
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Swipeupyouguys

Interesting! But periods alone don't mean a person is ovulating and i recall she sent off bloodwork through the post before she left for india for some specialist vegan nutritionist to look over. She kinda glossed over it but it would have been interesting for her to go over her results and how well her diet is going for her. I love that kind of stuff but couldn't really justify the expense.
 
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Peanutbutterworld

Also... didn’t it take her FOREVER to tell her peeps when her and Markus broke up?! I remember thinking... come on already it’s been months.
 
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Secretadmirer

I've just got a feeling even though she's all about being on her own journey right now she's going to do a Jim and get with someone else asap then get engaged asap, etc. Hopefully not but I think all of a sudden move on sooner than we'd expect.
 
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Oohthedrama

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Peanutbutterworld said:
Also... didn’t it take her FOREVER to tell her peeps when her and Markus broke up?! I remember thinking... come on already it’s been months.
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you called.....
for anyone who fancied joe, could he pull of orthopaedic shoes and a hand cramp like Marcus Butler...

Off topic = yes
Necessary = absolutely.

 
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QueenBW

Oohthedrama said:
goals!!!! #backawayfromthesharpobjects
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Sharpest object near me is my tongue, or really my keyboard, don't worry

But for real, all she did was use some keywords, post some sad photos and inane talk about overcoming obstacles and people were running around saying Joeeeeeeey was into all sorts of dark shtuff. That's a master manipulator move and I didn't think Nimbobs the Gleambot had it in her.
 
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GretchenWieners

SayNoMore12 said:
Yoga doesn't tonify the body really
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Well it depends on what type of yoga. My friend is a power yoga instructor and her body is incredible. She's got abs that will make Niomi look bad. There's all sorts of yoga types and different levels. Meanwhile I'm still struggling to do a 2min plank

She's not going to formally announce the split just yet . It's just to good for business by ignoring the elephant in the room. She knows we are all curious and are watching her like a hawk for every detail to try and figure out what is going on. She is going to milk this and laugh all the way to the bank. The jokes on us I guess.
 
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Libertine1975

I don't think she has signed an NDA but I also don't think she will say what happened. She is all about image and her slagging Joe off regardless of what happened between them doesn't fit with her public image. At most I would expect a bland statement saying their relationship has sadly ended, she wishes him the best for the future and she will always cherish their time together.
 
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Pundertaker

I would expect, some point in the near future, a brief statement explaining that things haven't worked out between her and Joe. It makes good business sense if nothing else. I wouldn't expect more...that's why I'm here with all the tea detectives

I suppose she alluded to "trauma" in that video a little while back, but it does seem odd to leave it hanging like that. Your average follower might think something has happened to Joe, especially given we're still living through the pandemic.
 
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EGuyUK

Also 'shipping worldwide' isn't exactly eco friendly?!
 
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Swipeupyouguys

And fake tan.

If socialmedia has revealed anything, it's that most people are teenagers in different bodies.
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