Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

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Callan

And Forky still being his gross self.. yeah I bet that's what he likes to see..

 
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cocochino

Callan said:
All those reviews sound the same, that's very very odd. I wouldn't be surprised if some Smart Fraud was going on lol.
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Yeah, the reviews describe her products as "gorgeous". It's definitely Niomi on her fake accounts.
 
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lcd77

irvinelane said:
That heaven thing again 🥱 she must be running out of ideas to write her captions. She may be in an idyllic place, but her face actually shows how she’s crying for help.

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I don't know if any of you guys watch Succession, but seeing her here reminds me of some characters. They are super wealthy people with a lot of underlying issues that does not allow them to be happy even when they're surrounded by luxury. You can see some of the main characters hanging on a yacht or on a private jet but you know they're extremely unhappy and loathe their lives.
 
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Ciri

Purge in 3,2,1 ...



Does anyone have access to these data for Niomi ?

 
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irvinelane

This comment is about to be deleting, isn’t it?




Yeah sure.






(Bali so agrees with her that now, she’s in Spain..)
 
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QueenBW

That was so cringey, totally giving dead-wife-montage vibes. I assume she's meant to be smiling like that at Lordon, which only makes it worse. Paired with how absolutely depressed she looks and how that twig of a leg might break the next time she stands on it.
 
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irvinelane

How can she think it was a good video to post? Looks like she was so freaking bored and annoyed at first, and then, someone told her to smile anyway. She probably thought that adding this kind a music to it would make her look calm/peaceful/whatever.

 
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malino_

How does she not see how absolutely DULL her content is. Like her engagement on every platform is extremely low. Is she that daft to not see that maybe JUST maybe the content (if you can even call it that) she is putting out there is lacking in every way?
 
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EGuyUK

I reported SS last year for its reviews and some were posted by the manager and the social media person with their own names! Notice the duplication in some of them 'pahhhhhfect consistency '
 
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Nitfey

Ciri said:
Need to cross check with qnother set of data


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Trending down like anything in her life
Waiting patiently for her to be under a milion of fake followers. This a great lesson to not promote talentless, lazy, privileged and extremely smug nobodies.
It is time she learns no one gives a S about her idiotic never-ending selfies with sunset, beach or a freaking coconut.
 
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Swipeupyouguys

Well she did learn something when she read law then, as she's technically not lying she did study at a university in Bristol!

I knew someone who often spoke fondly of their time at university in Oxford, but they actually attended Oxford Brookes.
 
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mg95

I get why she used that song because it’s trending on Tiktok and Insta but girl… these lyrics Posting this from the boat with Lordon when Joe used to be her +1 on that same trip. And the song is about looking at your new partner and seeing your old one.

She'd take the world off my shoulders
If it was ever hard to move
She'd turn the rain to a rainbow
When I was living in the blue
Why then, if she is so perfect
Do I still wish that it was you?
Perfect don't mean that it's working
So what can I do? (Ooh)
When you're out of sight
In my mind
'Cause sometimes I look in her eyes
And that's where I find a glimpse of us
And I try to fall for her touch
But I'm thinking of the way it was
Said I'm fine and said I moved on
I'm only here passing time in her arms
Hoping I'll find
A glimpse of us
 
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irvinelane

Oh no, here we go, a « brunette with longer teeth but just as numb » version of Niomi

 
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gossipgirl777

She looks absolutely MISERABLE for someone who is always on vacation almost....like she has some unresolved, underlying issues.
 
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