Niomi Smart #45 Fourchette la baguette and Donkey in the shed, are they engaged yet?

[Lionsden]

I just watched that part of the video where she announced her split with Joe. Oh Niomi, if only you knew how time was not going to help you heal and what kind of person you would become.
View attachment 1402603

I take it that this was before she learned about manifesting?

 

[lcd77]

I understand she’s delusional, but surely she’s not delusional enough to marry McDonkey so soon?
Oh lord(on), this is becoming such a train wreck….

(Also to confirm - Didn’t she recently visit some bridal shop on a brand deal or something????)

I can’t remember that brand deal, but the event she just posted about is from a well-known bridal brand here in Spain maybe it was the same thing

 

[LaVolpe]

Not sure anyone‘s mentioned it yet, but Marcus and Steffi apparently broke up.

Back to basics for nimbobs?

 

[EGuyUK]

What did she say? I want to know

That it's all quite easy to do.... apparently. I'm sure Nimoani must be enjoying herself haha.

Link here:

 

[Beauhead]

When did she post about going back to Bali?...did she give a reason why?....I missed it lol

 

[QueenDecember]

Random question — what happened to that car BMW leant her for a year? Did she return it since she’s on these Bali adventures

 

[Shutterbug99]

Maybe it's some "promise ring"... gosh this is so cringe, I am genuinely worried for her now. There is no way all this will end well.



Gril, yes...


View attachment 1384310

I was also thinking promise ring!!

 

[kale-supremacist]

What is animal flow? Sounds so sketchy

It's a mix of spicy calisthenics, yoga, capoeira. It's just moving but in a "primal" way.

 

[Coldfeet]

Bored AF, talking to herself:

View attachment 1413515

Thought that was an orange string bag

 

[cocochino]

Since she switches personalities every time she gets a new guy...will we see party girl Niomi again when she next lands in Bali, I wonder? Will she be off her tits on molly ten minutes after touching down, glowsticks in her mouth like she's some kind of pescatarian rave walrus...?

Lmao This is the funniest comment

 

[Jackie Daytona]

Does it actually help her relax to sit that rigid and clenched, or is she just trying to control her angles?

 

[meowmeowmeow3030!!]

Do you guys think Niomi will still be there in September? By the way, do we know how long she’s staying in Bali?

On another note, he’s just as dumb as her to tell on social media he’s not gonna be in London for a few weeks. Hello empty apartment!

View attachment 1421513

So weird he’s been planning to go to Bali knowing his ex is going there too. Looks like he wants to draw her attention.

There’s something about his feet that put me right off not that I was on to him but well you get what I mean still next to culty forky seems like an absolute dream boat!

 

[pipinGO]

She annoys the hell out of me. I recently booked 2 weeks in Bali it’s only almost 4h away and I haven’t been on a holiday in 10 years! Anyway…since I have never been to Bali before I have already researched what to do there (and mind you we’re a family of 4 and our 2 kids are under 10).
There’s rice terraces, she could at least visit Tegalalang rice terrace, there’s 2 monkey forests, there’s so many temples and traditional dance shows, Balinese cooking classes, Balinese offering making, 7 swing park to take ig pics on the swings, so many waterfalls like Nung Nung or Kanto Lampo, mount Batur volcano hike, the gates of heaven in Lempuyang, Suluban beach in Uluwatu, the Campuhan ridge walk, Nusa Penida, Nusa Lembogan, Ubud, whitewater rafting…and so much more.
And Bali is so soooo cheap, she’ll be spending a small fraction of whatever she spends when she’s in London. She could hire an all day taxi driver and guide for £20-25 a day.
Truth is she’s lazy, dull, boring, massively uninspired and uninspiring.

You make Bahhhhli sound like an awesome vacation spot. Enjoy your time there

 

[ava2014]

Matches the tattoos the weird dude has, like rope on his skin.. I bet it's not even shrooms, could be LSD.



Yes correct, in September, I'm sure she will still be there. He could finally put his stupid muscles to use.

I dont think that he will be there. I think that she said on insta that she will be on a boat with her family in a month

 

[lcd77]

Yeah that's his place. She took a story lying in his bed. Vom.

View attachment 1399073

If it’s his place it’s massive. Looks like a vacation home in that video

 

[Ello22]

With hindsight DJ did look decidedly sheepish when caught on camera in Niomi’s blogs.

She has hinted at him cheating before. She spoke about it on one of the podcasts where she said the type of relationship they had was the toxic type characterised by lying and cheating (or words to that effect). May have been the Milennial Love podcast.

There was also a comment on IG regarding Joe cheating on her when he was in India on a work trip.

He did move on with Anna very quickly....

 

[pipinGO]

Yeah it reminds me of some of my male and female friends when we were all teenagers, the second each one lost their virginity it was like everything had to have an innuendo and attitude of oh yes, as a man/woman of the world now, because I have sex, I am extremely sexy when having sex and doing all of the sexy things. I found it seriously cringe at the age of 18... at 30 nims really should know better.

I think Joe mentioned something about their sex life during their break up and she now has to furiously try and prove to him that she's got a sexy life. She really doesn't get that he couldn't care less!

What did Joe say?

 

[Shutterbug99]

I can't remember! I think it was a video, maybe a story? I tried to find it but couldn't. I swear she said she went to visit her mum and that's when it all happened, she collapsed into her step dad's arms, etc.

I listened to a podcast called 'what's love got to do with it' while I was cleaning my apartment today, and Niomi said she did go to therapy after the breakup. She did a year of therapy after the breakup, but now she feels like she needs to maintain it.

If that's the case, it's so wild to me that she moved so fast with this relationship with Jamie. What did she learn from therapy? Because she's repeating the exact same pattern.

I remember the part about her collapsing into her step dad's arms. I think that may have been the same video where she said Joe isn't a bad person etc. I just can't remember the part about the shocking text. Maybe she mentioned it in that same video and I just can't recall.

Imagine if she went home for the weekend and received a text from Joe that was meant for Anna. Wow.

Do you guys think Niomi will still be there in September? By the way, do we know how long she’s staying in Bali?

On another note, he’s just as dumb as her to tell on social media he’s not gonna be in London for a few weeks. Hello empty apartment!

View attachment 1421513

So weird he’s been planning to go to Bali knowing his ex is going there too. Looks like he wants to draw her attention.

She said she was going for a month this time and then meeting up with her family 'on the boat.' She won't be in Bali in September when Forky is there - unless she's planning on going back yet again (quite possible if her and Lordon are still happening.) Forky's also off to Australia in January (I think).

Does he have a flatmate in London? I'm not sure but I think it's been said that he shares that place with a friend? Maybe that was just speculation.

 

[gingerbread36]

Anna is beautiful

 

[Callan]

@Callan @QueenBW I’d love to discuss Scribd more in general - I’m stuck sometimes because I’ll pick something at random and the algorithm seems to learn from it? Would either of you want to do a thread in the Rave forum ?

Oh I just type in there any book or audiobook to see if they have it before I purchase it and it seems to set the algorithm right.

Had no idea they had cookbooks, ah so happy!