Niomi Smart #45 Fourchette la baguette and Donkey in the shed, are they engaged yet?

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lcd77

I can't believe she's a content creator. She went to Bali for six weeks, and she has now returned, and she's barely posted or showed anything remotely interesting in that time. She's done the same old shit she does in London. My friend just went three days to Finland (not your exotic location) for work and managed to post stories showcasing the country and did a bunch of interesting things while she was in there. And she was working the whole time, attending meetings (real ones), so she did all of this off work. It really boggles my mind she has so many followers.
 
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oshare

The dogs are obviously living there, just wandering around the house a bit like pets do.

Niomi: "Hashtag Bali "

 
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QueenBW

She's so depressed she can't even go do something outside of the same two or three things she does constantly, she hates herself so much she can't bear to be in her own company. Like always, I plead, Niomi, go to bloody therapy.
 
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bluestone

It will be so funny when she gets back to London if we never hear about Bali anymore after all the rambling about how much she would love to live between London and Baaahhliii... because she clearly seems bored af and, guess what Niomi, you can't just pick a place to live in only because you like the weather.
 
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Swipeupyouguys

Disappointed by the lack of Lordon and no news of her first LSD orgy.

Just smoothie bowls, the gym, bad hair and that fecking shell anklet.
 
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Nitfey

Swipeupyouguys said:
Disappointed by the lack of Lordon and no news of her first LSD orgy.

Just smoothie bowls, the gym, bad hair and that fecking shell anklet.
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How rude, isn't?! All this popcorn for nothing...just the same old shit
Come on lordon, give us something, we know you want to jiggle jiggle

...or perhaps he just went directly to a coma because of her being so boring. Could not blame him...
 
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pointblankperiod

I just realized that Niomi reminds me of Emily from Emily in Paris tv-series. I was annoyed with this character the whole time

"Niomi in Bali"... I'd watch that
 
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Jenn13

QueenBW said:
She's so depressed she can't even go do something outside of the same two or three things she does constantly, she hates herself so much she can't bear to be in her own company. Like always, I plead, Niomi, go to bloody therapy.
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I miss Forky
At least he motivated Niomi to go outside, do something and see the surroundings of their travel destination. At least he was entertaining...
 
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greyclouds123


Who is this person that she's talking about in her Linkedin bio? Does she actually believe that herself?
 
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pipinGO

You make Bahhhhli sound like an awesome vacation spot. Enjoy your time there
 
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lcd77

greyclouds123 said:
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Who is this person that she's talking about in her Linkedin bio? Does she actually believe that herself?
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Niomi: "Niomi is proud to support their initiatives to empower women survivors of war around the world"
Also Niomi: you guys I won't talk about the war in Ukraine because most of you want light-hearted content and entertainment
 
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Imdiaz3

To be fair, dogs randomly walking into my bedroom would be the highlight of my day Also, I made a smoothie bowl for breakfast this morning because it’s….smoothie bowl weather. #usa
 
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Shutterbug99

You know you spend too much time on Niomi's thread when:

You're sending a text message, type the word 'for', and predictive text suggests 'Forky.'

It happened to me.
 
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oshare

I think the part about Women for Women and about the circular fashion economy are much more offensive than the part about encouriging people to look their best.
Who wrote this? This is filled with lies. She's been trying to sell us fast fashion items more times than we can count.

And what about Women for Women?
Bringing their work to the forefront? When has she ever done such a thing? All we ever see is Niomi for Niomi.

You know what? I have been so extremely pissed off about Niomi using WfW to look better herself without doing anything in return: I'm going to email them tomorrow to make a complaint.
 
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Rubyroo123

Should we all do this? Because if so, I'm in.

I spent 10 days in a camp on the Polish-Ukrainian border around 2 weeks after the beginning of the war, where women and children started to escape because it was already pretty sure their lives were endangered at home. I slept maybe 4 hours a day, met countless women with fear in their eyes, children grabbing onto them not knowing what was going on... So many women left their husbands or old parents behind and needed advice, comfort, help with translating things, trying to figure out what to do next. It's something I'll never forget. So much pain, uncertainty, confusion. And I just happened to be in Poland for the funeral of my Mum... I went from personal grief to a grief of so many women...

So Niomi, where do you stand on Women for Women? Eating smoothie bowls in Baaaaaaahhhhhli?
 
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