Niomi Smart #28 Still smarting over dreamy Joe, giving fascist Forky a go.

[aefterglow]

Ok so it's been about half an hour since I've seen the photos and I still can't get over those framed magazine covers. Just... WOW. WHO DOES THAT. And it's not just about having them in the bedroom, but them being one of the first pieces of decor in an otherwise empty room

Eating sushi with a fork is positively charming compared to this, on a scale of offputting behaviours haha

 

[Hannah Banana]

I bet Forky has a poster of himself (shirtless) on the ceiling too, for ... reasons.

 

[Coldfeet]

So, sludgeskin clearly not good enough

 

[Ms.Marble]

I bet Forky has a poster of himself (shirtless) on the ceiling too, for ... reasons.

I am getting mirrors-all-over-the-bedroom-and-ceilings vibes from him.

 

[leiadeler]

I don’t think Bradley and Niomi were ever exclusive. If I don’t see them hanging out in the next couple of weeks I will be convinced that their fling or whatever it was is over (I can’t believe I’m saying this but good for Niomi if this is true). However what is really embarrassing is the fact that they both plastered the weekend they spent in the countryside all over the internet when they weren’t properly together and just hanging out. Imagine pushing 30 and doing this tit. Good luck to Niomi because now if she eventually moves on to another guy not only Joe will forever be mentioned but now we can also add Forky as well

Also I can’t believe I’m saying this (again) but Bradley is definitely worse than Niomi and that’s saying something.

 

[Coldfeet]

I don’t think Bradley and Niomi were ever exclusive. If I don’t see them hanging out in the next couple of weeks I will be convinced that their fling or whatever it was is over (I can’t believe I’m saying this but good for Niomi if this is true). However what is really embarrassing is the fact that they both plastered the weekend they spent in the countryside all over the internet when they weren’t properly together and just hanging out. Imagine pushing 30 and doing this tit. Good luck to Niomi because now if she eventually moves on to another guy not only Joe will forever be mentioned but now we can also add Forky as well

Also I can’t believe I’m saying this (again) but Bradley is definitely worse than Niomi and that’s saying something.

I think they publicised the trip for the clicks, nothing.more!

 

[QueenBW]

My vibe about Forky being one of those frat bros who cajole women, or worse, into having sex with them because they think they're God's gift to eath intensifies with every new bit he unveils about himself.

I dislike Niomi actively, but I wouldn't wish Bradley even on her. You can tell he's never given an orgasm to anyone but himself in his entire life but thinks women just have them by looking at him.

 

[Ms.Marble]

I think they publicised the trip for the clicks, nothing.more!

And it worked on us. But hey, for what it is worth, it's fun. Forky is such a wonderful resource in that sense. Note that I peeked a bit at the Bradley forum and Niomi wasn't realy a topic there. It is much less active, granted. But that is how interesting Niomi is

 

[Lilac Wine]

'Keep on running........'

That‘s breakfast, lunch and dinner sorted for the next week.

 

[Callan]

Bradley is a delusional narcissist. I wouldn't wish him on anybody, the dude is awful.

 

[ava2014]

I still wonder why she had minor surgery? She wants people to guess because she posted it

 

[QueenBW]

I still wonder why she had minor surgery? She wants people to guess because she posted it

Yeah, I hate when people do that. Say something vague that makes people wonder. If she didn't want to say what it was, then she shouldn't have mentioned anything since it was clearly minor enough that we wouldn't have noticed.

Maybe she's waiting for the doctor to sponsor her or gift her something for her to come out with a #AD

 

[lurker306]

saw this and thought of forky and his framed pictures of himself

 

[EGuyUK]

Yeah it does interact, it decreases absorption of medication so you’re meant to take it 2 hours before or 1-2 hours after (I think). I wish influencers would stop pushing this tit without researching it.

It also inhibits things like birth control pills! It is really not a good thing to recommend! Bad enough with those black bat 'biscuits' she made with charcoal

 

[Tshads404]

HILARITY… wtf is this???

 

[lilamay]

HILARITY… wtf is this???

Jeez even Claudia Winkleman's gonna have better vision than Dimbobs there

What even is the point of that pic?! Black and white with her face half covered doesn't say 'happiness' to me. Doesn't show off the clothes or location she's tagged particularly well either. Yet still there are comments like 'You are a beautiful ray of sunshine Niomi! ' What are these people seeing?! I'm so glad this thread exists or I'd think I was going mad

 

[Sheabutter]

At the height of emo, kids weren’t obscuring this much of their face. I half expect a little bar to show up on the screen saying that her face is stuck at sixty percent and still loading

 

[Nitfey]

HILARITY… wtf is this???

In case we forgot guys. She is HAPPY. Extra effing happy. Like kick in crotch, rubbing ice agsinst ass effing Happy!!! Like cleansing asshole happy.
Did I mention she is happy?

 

[oshare]

I dislike Niomi actively, but I wouldn't wish Bradley even on her. You can tell he's never given an orgasm to anyone but himself in his entire life but thinks women just have them by looking at him.

But does he even need a woman for this? He already gets off on his [....] wall

 

[username123!]

Please don’t tell me they’ve actually given her a car? That’s insane