Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish
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Those Midwestern moms still love that stuff lmao
The big factory mirror was already there, I remember seeing it in the original listing. I can't stand that thing, it matches her old one from when she lived with Marcus.
You're right about the mirror @Callan. It also looks as though she kept the sofa that was shown in the listing.
you guys are so right, I live in the Midwest and her furniture/decor is straight out of HomeGoods
How sad is it that she thinks she looks hot?OMG a giant dish rag!!
What a poser!! Just happened to catch myself on camera 
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What a poser!! Just happened to catch myself on camera
Ugh. The word wholesome has been completely ruined by influencers. I also hate how a set of them call loved ones "this one". Like, why?
She legit gets to hang out in front of her door all day long, must be fun.
Brace yourselves for the Instagram Q&A she’s doing right now
I was coming here to comment on the decor as well!! It's crazy because she could make her garage cozy, but instead she brings back this tacky AF stuff; I don't know why, I genuinely thought it'd be gone for this new place. Especially given that she also had those things when she was with Joe and they'd be reminding her of that time. But also, I still can't believe she lives in that garage. The kitchen is horrible and tiny, and it looks so dark, and those blurred windows just make it darker and weirder... Don't like the vibe at all. And she had 800K$ to through in, too, she could have gotten something nicer.
"Tough one, because I haven't read any"
Look at the name of this playlist I found on Spotify
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One book a year . This book was tagged so many times by her it is just pathetic.
Bish who are you kidding. I bet she just read a review. And even that is too much. How one can read when a mirror is near and the phone in a selfie mode.
Thought that was Joe's Spotify profile you'd stumbled upon there for a minute!Look at the name of this playlist I found on Spotify
I asked if her and Bradley are getting it on. Chances of my question being answered?
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Her straw hair is getting worse by the minute. My poor eyes! 
Lol this was me a few years ago, claiming I just relaxed it when I’m out. Even though I was out numerous times a week like her and everywhere had vegan options. She just needs to admit she’s not plant based like I did you either are or you aren't, but she’s got her name on vegan books so the pressure is even worse for her I guess
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I guess this confirms what a lot of us were thinking? No meat, but I think fish is back on the menu and it's a safe bet that was real actual cream on her scone last week.
So the same as about 500 other places in London? And she knows who they mean. God she’s annoying
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Yeah. And you know she had dozens of questions where she was actually asked about Bradley. Or at least one from me. I even called him Bradley instead of Forky.
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