I love how we've realised Niomi & Mr Bean are doppelgangers. Sure it's not what she expects as she thinks she's hot (when in reality she's gross).
"I have friends in the area and more friends moving here soon!" - she's such a pathological liar, no??? She clearly has almost no friends (Charlotte? PT Bradley?) so where are these "friends" propping up when it was only her & Joe for 5 years or so? Plus, who the fuck else is stupid enough to buy so close to Brixton? Eeeek.
This flat was drastically overpriced, I'm shocked! She could've gotten a 3 bed detached home farther out.