She made a New Year's resolution to cash out as much as she can while her job lasts now that she can't at least partially rely on the Woodward family money anymore.Omg now itβs a cologne sheβs advertising in her storiesim ACTUALLY laughing out loud - to be super honest, this is 2 things - a giant flip off to us here who are challenging the idea that she IS being a cliche influencer, BY DOUBLING DOWN on her influencer behaviour (βthink Iβm an influencer? How do you like me now?
β) but secondly, I think sheβs cashing the f in as MUCH as she can, with whatever is remotely aligned with her VSCO girl vegan/sustainable brand. She must be in a serious ditch, financially. Iβm all for dignity of labour, but the hypocrisy... then again, I tend to philosophise sometimes (a habit Iβm trying to get rid of) and that part of me wonders - isnβt hypocrisy a feature of humanity? Sigh.
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Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?
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A new day, a new ad. What an absolute joke of an influencer.
You mean she made an AFFIRMATION!!
I predict Niomi will βskip the lineβ for the Covid vaccine and somehow get it sooner than people in her age/health category, then post a tone deaf video gushing about how happy she is to finally be vaccinated, then delete all the comments from normal people waiting patiently in their houses for their turn to get the vaccine. If sheβs not anti-vax, that is.
Of course, but you don't have to be a professional hypocrite for a career like Dimbobs!
Could she be anymore fake in that ad??
βIβm going to let you into a little secretβ
Also: $44 for a zinc vitamin
βIβm going to let you into a little secretβ
Also: $44 for a zinc vitamin
Always amazed that this sort if marketing works. People should have to sit a test before spending their hard earned coin on these over priced products.Could she be anymore fake in that ad??
βIβm going to let you into a little secretβ
Also: $44 for a zinc vitamin
Even her influencing style is stuck in 2015. Get with the times, Dimbobs.
Iβm NOT an influencer!!! But please buy these vitamins and mop :β)
This would make an excellent thread title
joe deleted his engagement photo of Niomi on his Instagram, was this recent? I swear it was there not long ago
Well I don't blame him, who needs those bad vibes on his account lol.
God she's an idiot, those hair pics 
and she's ALWAYS had long & thick hair and even going through her IG pics, all the recent pics look exactly like the "after" pic (which she's leaning back in to make it look even "longer") AHHH she's just totally become the absolute worst. & she "influences" in such an outdated way; propped up right in front of the camera giving the brand's word-for-word sales pitch Total twit. It's impossible for your hair to respond to vitamins within the space of two weeks too... I am cringing to think of how many of her blindsided followers have used her discount code, without realising her hair only looks that way because of genetics + (tbqh crappy) styling.
and she's ALWAYS had long & thick hair and even going through her IG pics, all the recent pics look exactly like the "after" pic (which she's leaning back in to make it look even "longer") AHHH she's just totally become the absolute worst. & she "influences" in such an outdated way; propped up right in front of the camera giving the brand's word-for-word sales pitch Total twit. It's impossible for your hair to respond to vitamins within the space of two weeks too... I am cringing to think of how many of her blindsided followers have used her discount code, without realising her hair only looks that way because of genetics + (tbqh crappy) styling.Joe was attracted to THAT?? She looks like a popsicle stick!
I noticed that he deleted few photos including engagement photo in mid October (pretty sure around time of their anniversary)
Instead of Niomi, I've been watching Sincerely Sarah C on YouTube. I think she's everything Niomi wishes she could be. She's a Glossier Rep so there's the occasional sponsored vlog, but she's so wholesome and natural and I 100% believe she's being herself. I used to feel this way about Niomi but her crown has slipped somewhat.
Do you think Joe was lying through his teeth when he said things like "these tacos are somehow better with lettuce leaves instead of taco shells" and "I don't miss the meat in this lasange"
Proof that men would say anything to get laid.Do you think Joe was lying through his teeth when he said things like "these tacos are somehow better with lettuce leaves instead of taco shells" and "I don't miss the meat in this lasange"
Read another article today about how a lot of women's business coaching centres around all the manifestation bullshit. What a coincidence!
I think Niomi and her Falconer mates have decided to reinvent themselves as "businesswomen." Anybody can open a business and have a conversation about it. It's pretend work.
I think Niomi and her Falconer mates have decided to reinvent themselves as "businesswomen." Anybody can open a business and have a conversation about it. It's pretend work.
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