I am still laughing over "poor childless, brandless, sometimes Stanless Danni". Brutal...ly hilarious.Welcome to the round up Skete, you absolute muppet. I'll try to keep this short. Naughty little sister decides to get popular with the Lincoln kids by stealing her 18 year old brothers Pokemon collection and handing them around quicker than Maria makes lunchboxes in a single sided trade. Nek Minnit Senior Detective Sergeant Skete is calling a school emergency, rounding up the flogging little bastards forstealingtaking the cards from naughty little sister and demanding the return across a multitude of private and public forums. War breaks out between Skete and the feral witch Tattlers with accusations of breaching privacy, exposing kids and handing around private phone numbers like Cieson hands around weed. At last count I'm calling it Skete 0 Tattlers 1
Speaking of Chicken Seasoning, she went MIA off Sorry Sons socials after admitting their relationship is having some issues. Despite sharing each others pussys, trauma and toes daily on the gram, Finau went cray cray at her followers for daring to ask if they had broke up. How dare use askses me such a personal question use can just duck off you fuckin witches. Looks like they still might be back on, but who the duck knows, or cares. It's been around 98 days since her father passed and 98 days since the tee shirt has been washed. We wish you luck seasoning.
Please can we take a minute silence for poor childless, brandless, sometimes Stanless Danni. She now adds 'not a homeowner again' to the reasons for a misery follow. She continues to make childfree look like the most boring and beige life - boasting about her cheap musty dusty and crusty (thank you Maria Foy for the expression, you can dedicate a meme to me tomorrow) furniture from your great grandmas deceased estate sale.
The most boring and pointless rebrand award goes to Maria Foy the grimfluencer previously known as HappyMumHappyChild. New name, same bullshit boring content. I did note one surprising change though - she no longer provides daily weather reports and has replaced them with boring 'good morning phone friends' greetings....EVERY SINGLE DAY. Kids still eat like toddlers, she's still giving herself head pats for doing absolutely nothing and still uses filters despite saying she doesn't anymore.
Red alert, red alert....we have a missing influencer - where the duck is Taryn?
Ellie the one doing everythingnotto have a baby seems a little quiet, maybe she's drowning indog collar ordersfood
Edna takes the same approach to privacy as Prince Harry and Meghan -give us privacy,quick shove a camera in my face. Same goes for Kim Crossman who is so so so sick she only had time to set up one camera in the carpeted bathroom when she was vomiting.
Times are looking tough for Millie with her Chch home on the market. Wonder if its time to get a real job like the rest of us?!
Some weird chick with literally the worst bowl cut is still being a dick and looks like an emancipated 12 year old, but I dont follow her so cant offer much more
Love from your ads continue to risk their childrens lives, most recently in a stuck elevator. They now have nanny and poppa on the pay role making cringe AF reels that looks so natural darling. Mark continues to look bored and uninterested in his husbands quest for fame and celebrity. Somebody please save Mark
Dingbat dingwell is still sharing every moment of trauma raising the twins, filming them in their most vulnerable moment and slamming anyone who dare suggests its not cool
Probably missing loads of cunts doing loads of bleep stuff, but I'm still recovering from seeing JayJay dancing around like a drunk banshee on Facebook. Someone get that woman a better bra and a decent haircut stat!
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I am still laughing over "poor childless, brandless, sometimes Stanless Danni". Brutal...ly hilarious.
Yikes, has this breakup gone real bad?
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Just screenshot it too. What the ….?!
Geez what language is she speaking. I couldnt comprehend her typing
Jesus and here we go… this will absolutely spiral finau she’ll be on the next plane to Australia now
Yet another cheap arse influencer using free #ad stuff to give as birthday presents 
and also using free #ad food at Harry's party. And she needs to learn to cook pizzas longer! They are always really soggy 
and also using free #ad food at Harry's party. And she needs to learn to cook pizzas longer! They are always really soggy Attachments
I always forget Harry is younger than Asher 
Came here to post this, what the hell.
Oh this does not surprise me, she gets so much tit she probably needs to use Simone's storage shedYet another cheap arse influencer using free #ad stuff to give as birthday presents
I reakon that’s ceisons phone and she’s saying “where’s my “are you ok” messages cos her tyres are slashed cos her profile is the 3rd one down in that inbox.
Good point! Maybe they’re playing games with people, wouldn’t put it past them tbh
maybe Seasonings crazy ex gf came back around? These people get so mad about others being curious about what’s going on when they post leading tit online everyday. It’s ridiculous.
No words 
Now that’s what you call leaning in to something your child likes!
What kind of cake will Simon get Ca$her this year? A vacuum? 🫠🫠
Now that’s what you call leaning in to something your child likes!
What kind of cake will Simon get Ca$her this year? A vacuum? 🫠🫠
Ok you bunch of TCs which one of you won lotto, I expect a big bash to be organised and while you’re at it you’d best buy Stanleys second family a new home so he can be abducted by them and live in style, Taryn a new husband as hers seems to have gone AWOL, unhappy mum a personality, finau a supersized feed of KFC, Melissa Dingbat new shoes so she can show us how she wears all her shoes at once on the plane, AJ new undies cause those grey saggy jocks are beyond words, Scuntmoan a magnifying glass so she can find the Woman’s Refuge Receipts, Jessticle lessons in basic food hygiene, The Hons new accommodation at Mangawai (can’t spell at this time of night) as it’s getting old and boring seeing the same place over and over and over
If I win I’ll go and try and buy Dani’s cat for $1 more then the Kiwi saver home start grant.
My work ticket won $15.
Might reinvest.
Might reinvest.
Omg so true over the mangawhai Trips Hannah was actually interesting to follow when they were in Japan at least she showed she had a personality
Hannah was actually interesting to follow when they were in Japan at least she showed she had a personality
Did anyone else get the same perverse pleasure from watching DD get all “come here quick it’s an exciting call about how we got the house followed by “ohhh ok we didn’t get it”
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