New Zealand Influencers #58

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We start the thread #58 recap with Edna giving birth to baby Astyn and probably realising that - OOP! birth and recovery are a little bit harder than she realised.
We all want to see her getting a ✨reality check✨ but I also know we all wish her well and hope her and baby are happy and thriving.

I can’t bring myself to follow Danni Childfree Catless Duncan but did someone say she’s complaining about having to stick to childfree content?? Girl. That’s what us parents call ✨making a rod for your own back✨.

Jay-Jay the radio queen recently got paid to shared her story in the Women’s Day, telling the world about her wonderful marriage to Dom which sent his girlfriend into a tailspin.
Has she made an appearance back on socials yet??

Marnie proves to us all that she’s still a massive bleep, blaming every little thing on Mack.
Someone put this woman in the bin, she’s trash.

Ellie Bellie and husband Bretty Boo have released Iveagh to the world, giving their customers the opportunity to experience the scents sniff their products at a market.
Ellie continues to shop like her life depends on it while we all wonder wtf goes on in that house that they’ve lost their business and seemingly their minds too.

MFM recently read tattle got told about what we say in here, and lashed out at us for sharing our thoughts and opinions on her children … who she posts about publicly … which is where we get information that enables us to have those thoughts and opinions 🥴
I sincerely hope she isn’t on her way to another breakdown because nobody wants that. Do you know what we do want? Clothes that fit her kids, peeled carrots, and nutritious meals.
Where is the Thermomix, Maria 🕵️‍♂️

Hannah Courtney recently burst onto our screens with arguably the worst haircut AND the worst fashion sense.
I have nothing to say about her. She did a review on a bleeping cheese scone for goodness sake. Boring. Next.

Elle Herself the keto queen is on yet another keto reset as she proves how unsustainable this diet is. She once again uses her pregnancy weight/immediately postpartum weight as the starting point to how much weight she lost after the ✨twinnies✨ which is misleading at best, and extremely unhealthy at worst.
Her and her gay husband continue to film the twins at vulnerable moments and it gives me the ick.

Speaking of ick. Love From Your ads Dads continue their inappropriate parenting and using their children as content.
I have no idea why anyone follows them, Christian is the worst. I can’t even think of any reasons for why, he just is.

Molly BadTanLee is MIA with absolutely no updates on her weekend, where she’s drinking, or what she has slathered on her face. Where are you Molly? Who are you going home with? How much makeup ended up on your pillow last night? Tell us!!!!

Rebecca Kiel has Jarred back in her hot little hands as he actually works in a constructive role doing youth social work. We love that.
Do you know what we don’t love? Rebecca’s unhinged rants, brownies made in dirty kitchens, weird political opinions about the government taking “her money”, and Jarred shagging anything that moves. Get that man a chastity belt and some therapy.
I’m waiting for an update on the renovations but it appears they have pulled their entire house apart with no funds to actually finish the job, and now they are living in a tiny home … but they have a pool and each other and that’s all that matters!

Renee Johansen is awfully quiet at the moment. Could a new business be blooming? Or has someone else wronged her and she’s seething in the background over a situation she probably caused.

And we end this with Chelsea Winter introducing us to the answer to all our prayers: frequency water.
Simply write down all your hopes and dreams, put the paper on top of your morning glass of water, and let the words vibrate into your h20 where you’ll then become ✨insane✨ as she is.
Taking unhinged and unhealthy to a new level, she continues to try convince us that she’s the happiest she has ever been. Not buying it. Or anything else she puts out.
 
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Hahaha, A+ recap! You nailed it 👍👍
I forgot to mention those with their own threads 🥲

Simone Anderson, the charity scammer.


Just Jess the Boujee Baker who can’t bake to save herself.


8inthelandofoz, aka Cashie, mother of MANY children, business owner of MANY businesses, owner of MANY dollars but no sense.
 
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A+ recap
But you missed the best bit..
The details about Dannis cat who chose to leave her lmao
 
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I couldn’t remember what happened when I was writing it up 😂
Did the cat leave her for a family with kids? Cos that would be the absolute icing on the cake 😂
The cat left her to her neighbour house. Danni went there and the guy suggested co-parenting. Its a mistery if the guy is single or with kids. Danni put an airtag on Stan and begged the guy to not feed Stan.
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Also i missed it but why do we call Edna "flap"?
 
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The cat left her to her neighbour house. Danni went there and the guy suggested co-parenting. Its a mistery if the guy is single or with kids. Danni put an airtag on Stan and begged the guy to not feed Stan.
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Also i missed it but why do we call Edna "flap"?
Coz of her bikini pics where you can see her flaps
 
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And no, no sign of Ash Males, Dominic Harvey's girlfriend. Also missing has been any mention of the situation or her from JayJay or Dom. POOF and the weakest most Insecure link Is gone!
 
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Coz of her bikini pics where you can see her flaps
As in the stomach fat roll? Im surprised she has one.
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Maria Kim..
First of all, stop reading here 😂
Second of all, if you read here then should really know to stop exposing you son diagnoses!
Geez
whilst im at this, that watch looks like from the 90s too.
 

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As in the stomach fat roll? Im surprised she has one.
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Maria Kim..
First of all, stop reading here 😂
Second of all, if you read here then should really know to stop exposing you son diagnoses!
Geez
whilst im at this, that watch looks like from the 90s too.
Flaps down a little lower than her tummy 😉😂
 
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We start the thread #58 recap with Edna giving birth to baby Astyn and probably realising that - OOP! birth and recovery are a little bit harder than she realised.
We all want to see her getting a ✨reality check✨ but I also know we all wish her well and hope her and baby are happy and thriving.

I can’t bring myself to follow Danni Childfree Catless Duncan but did someone say she’s complaining about having to stick to childfree content?? Girl. That’s what us parents call ✨making a rod for your own back✨.

Jay-Jay the radio queen recently got paid to shared her story in the Women’s Day, telling the world about her wonderful marriage to Dom which sent his girlfriend into a tailspin.
Has she made an appearance back on socials yet??

Marnie proves to us all that she’s still a massive bleep, blaming every little thing on Mack.
Someone put this woman in the bin, she’s trash.

Ellie Bellie and husband Bretty Boo have released Iveagh to the world, giving their customers the opportunity to experience the scents sniff their products at a market.
Ellie continues to shop like her life depends on it while we all wonder wtf goes on in that house that they’ve lost their business and seemingly their minds too.

MFM recently read tattle got told about what we say in here, and lashed out at us for sharing our thoughts and opinions on her children … who she posts about publicly … which is where we get information that enables us to have those thoughts and opinions 🥴
I sincerely hope she isn’t on her way to another breakdown because nobody wants that. Do you know what we do want? Clothes that fit her kids, peeled carrots, and nutritious meals.
Where is the Thermomix, Maria 🕵️‍♂️

Hannah Courtney recently burst onto our screens with arguably the worst haircut AND the worst fashion sense.
I have nothing to say about her. She did a review on a bleeping cheese scone for goodness sake. Boring. Next.

Elle Herself the keto queen is on yet another keto reset as she proves how unsustainable this diet is. She once again uses her pregnancy weight/immediately postpartum weight as the starting point to how much weight she lost after the ✨twinnies✨ which is misleading at best, and extremely unhealthy at worst.
Her and her gay husband continue to film the twins at vulnerable moments and it gives me the ick.

Speaking of ick. Love From Your ads Dads continue their inappropriate parenting and using their children as content.
I have no idea why anyone follows them, Christian is the worst. I can’t even think of any reasons for why, he just is.

Molly BadTanLee is MIA with absolutely no updates on her weekend, where she’s drinking, or what she has slathered on her face. Where are you Molly? Who are you going home with? How much makeup ended up on your pillow last night? Tell us!!!!

Rebecca Kiel has Jarred back in her hot little hands as he actually works in a constructive role doing youth social work. We love that.
Do you know what we don’t love? Rebecca’s unhinged rants, brownies made in dirty kitchens, weird political opinions about the government taking “her money”, and Jarred shagging anything that moves. Get that man a chastity belt and some therapy.
I’m waiting for an update on the renovations but it appears they have pulled their entire house apart with no funds to actually finish the job, and now they are living in a tiny home … but they have a pool and each other and that’s all that matters!

Renee Johansen is awfully quiet at the moment. Could a new business be blooming? Or has someone else wronged her and she’s seething in the background over a situation she probably caused.

And we end this with Chelsea Winter introducing us to the answer to all our prayers: frequency water.
Simply write down all your hopes and dreams, put the paper on top of your morning glass of water, and let the words vibrate into your h20 where you’ll then become ✨insane✨ as she is.
Taking unhinged and unhealthy to a new level, she continues to try convince us that she’s the happiest she has ever been. Not buying it. Or anything else she puts out.
Brilliant recap, thank you. It also seems like Lead Light is running out of people to scam. And no announcement as promised about hubby's new lucrative business scheme. Millie is punting investing tips and recommending investment podcasts that she is taking tips from. Is she running out of her trust fund, she can't freeload forever. Morley is showing her teens back acne, privacy be gone. Tarryn camel toe Donaldson, no one needs to see your labia, or your semi naked sweat dripping bored housewife, my husband's left me, body on repeat 24/7. Was Jared kicked off his course for not being smart enough?
 
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Sheesh poor Twinkies, still in cots which I guess for Melissa and Thumbelina means they can sleep knowing their kidlets are caged in but to have a duvet over the top of the cot to keep everything dark is pretty weird, just buy some blackout curtains, pretty sure you could get them for $1.75 off your favourite site Temu Melissa
 

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*Breaking News* Marnie is going to spend some time with Mac. Will she come back refreshed with their relationship strengthened or exhausted with a broken nervous system?

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Flaps has an article in The Herald and comments are open on Facebook. It’s not going in Edna’s favour 😂
 
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The comments on the herald article on FB about Edna returning to Shortland Street 🤣🤣💀
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Flaps has an article in The Herald and comments are open on Facebook. It’s not going in Edna’s favour 😂
Oops just posted about this too without reading your comment.... absolute gold 🤣
 
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