WatermelonSugar22
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You get sick every time you leave the house? Must be the devil! *waterboy mama voice*What in the delulu is this bullshit.
God gave us vaccines and medicine, you dumb bitch. Try them sometime.
You get sick every time you leave the house? Must be the devil! *waterboy mama voice*What in the delulu is this bullshit.
If they do it will be completely their own fault, she's been treated like a teenager for years and has been encouraged to be a sassy brat for Instagram likes for years.Anyone else think clint randell and his wife are going to have trouble with there daughter when she's a teen?
Another few weeks of theInfluenzasInfluencers continuing to be boring assholes. However, us TC’s are good at turning shit into something and finding the little nuggets of gold. We’ve all established how to correctly pronounce Kumara...or have we , that Mike King is a C$%t and that we cant post about influencers with less than 10k followers…or can we
And now for the other updates:
It’s certainly been a busy month for everyone’s least favourite Dads. Christian has given up trying to drown Lulu and has now decided falling from a great height on an age-inappropriate toy is a far more instragrammable way to die. I see a co-lab with the ambulance service in their future. How simply adorable would that be and anything for content babes….oh and by the way #freepalestine
Our favourite Aussie’s have also been very busy, and Cassie made the startling revelation to her closest friends that both Miles and Scott have tounge tie. Poor Cassie, she may be the Elon Musk of Mandurah, but it’s an empty win when she can’t get no brotherly
So while in the R18 part of the update, Bernadebt the disgusting bitch shared some sloppy sex sounds and ‘absolutely not’ sex bruises with a side of tit. You know what they say about the ones talking the most about it Bernie….
Sticking with the sex theme, Flashy Flaps herself, made an announcement larger than her escaping left labia. Yes, she’s having a BABY. Congratulations Edna and Reid on your newcash cowbaby. You sure are in the right place to get tips onselling your kids childhood for cashparenting.
Rumor has it, Tarryn may be heading for divorce and is doing an Edna at the gym. Showing your flaps is so last month Tarryn.
The smut reading, cupcake munching mumfluencer is still ensuring her counsellor is never out of a job by still doing absolutely nothing to change her current state. Oh sorry forgive me, she did a walk with her brother lover…. once. Ronan and Chloe got to see how normal kids live at camp for a few days but have returned to their narcissist mother and the same boring lunchboxes every day.
Poor Nepo-Baby Millie finally stood her ground and told Bambam that no one puts her in the back seat, well that sounds better than admitting she was likely dumped for the hired help. Off she stomped with step daddies money to find herself again and patronise her followers again.
Erin has the world’s tallest 17-month-old…oh wait…erm no she doesn’t. She is just once again confirming her stupidity. Turns out he’s just on average, no big story here, so find a new hobby Erin.
Finau continues trying to convince everyone and herself that giving up her kids was the best thing forher and Chicken Seasoningthem. She’s sick, again. Depressed, again. Overweight, again. Jobless, again. Taking handouts, again. Lazy, again.
Ellie is still selling reduced to clear candles and still not pregnant, despitenoher best effort, Renee is still raging at the world, Elle managed to take the TWINS for a walk without the iPads, Katie Hawkey has moved from delivering alive babies to sharing photos of dead babies and Marnie is turning overpriced beanies into overpriced tea cosy's that absolutely no one will use.
And last but certainly not least, the biggest tit award this month goes to our very own Mother Teresa. Yes thats right, take a bow Holly May. You just don’t give a fuck if you lose followers, you just need everyone to post random shit they have found online, that may or may not be factual, about Gaza. Such selfless behaviour really makes our hearts warm. By the way, what exactly did Simone’s lawyers say to you?
Take care TC’s and remember to protect your space over these next few weeks as our favourite influencers start shilling more shit than usual in the lead up to Christmas. You’ve got this!
The “mummy needs a wine” trend needs to die.Elle herself is always making jokes about needing alcohol to get through her day with the twinnies. I honestly find influencers who make jokes like this regarding parenting is really poor taste and in no way funny.
Can’t you guys who are wanting to discuss her start a thread as suggested by others last time you brought her up (or she brought herself up)She’s really just doing it to try and get mentions on tattle now so she has some drama to talk about.
She’s copying olivegrovehome. That’s where shine on, flooring xtra, bonds, Addison etc all go for their photo shoots! And Sophie’s home is amazing for it!WTAF is happening! Iyia Liu has her home available for photo shoots! It’s a bloody GJ Gardner Home that is not landscaped nor does it have concrete outside or a pool! However it does have a Springfree trampoline. It’s called DELMONT ESTATE. Seriously what is she inhaling
Would be okay if Mike King actually spends the six million on counselling but that tosser will be saving most of it. Bet the wage bill for his five staff jumps even higher (currently over 580k).Not trying to start a politics debate but fucking Mike King gets $6 million a year thanks to the NZ First Coalition agreement
Noooooo is this a joke?? They provide 3 sessions for teenagers and no more. It's a silly charity and their work isn't effective for the vast majority of people.Not trying to start a politics debate but fucking Mike King gets $6 million a year thanks to the NZ First Coalition agreement
Yep. They charge an arm and a leg too. I work for a charity and approached a few influencers about promoting a really cool free mental health product produced by the charity I work for (which is a charity most kiwis would be familiar with). None of them were interested in doing it without significant payment. Which is so wild to me because when actual proper celebrities (sports stars, musicians) do charity work they never charge a cent!!I would love to know the story with Starship and Hannah’s AD. Do charity’s actually pay influencers? I thought Hannah wouldn’t be that low but she is desperate to get her influencering career off the ground.
Nobody is ever really ready for the chaos a newborn brings and lots of people totally underestimate it. So as much as I don’t really want to be one of those people to say she has no idea what busy is until she has a baby lol IWhy do I feel like this she has exaggerated this post severely.
What work ? buying a chair and fiddling with a website.
Not sure how she will handle a newborn if they ever have kids.
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She thinks she’s rich because she married a hardworking guy. Without him she’s be stuffed financially because their business is entirely based around his skill set, not hers (what is hers? It ain’t writing!) She doesn’t seem to understand about taxes and levies and about how sick/vacation leave doesn’t exist for them anymore. I’ll let her figure that out on her own. But hey, if she feels like she’s Scrooge diving into a money pile then good on her. She’ll need it, she’s got six kids’ worth of expenses and a diet of Muffin Break to pay for.Wtf did I just read. Hubby and I own a construction business, I could never imagine in my widest dreams telling strangers on the internet how much we earn week by week. What is wrong with her? She seriously needs to do a lot of growing up by the sounds of it.
Amen! So sick of the same people trying to chat about her on here. Go form a Facebook group and stop trying to make fetch happen, she’s not going to happen!I’ve got an idea. All the people here wanting to discuss this, set up your own tattle thread. See how long it lasts and whether it gets shut down. And keep it out of here. Thanks