TBH I am probably the prettiest person on the planet because I would have ignored the 2pm text. I’d be like nah mate do one.
TBH I am probably the prettiest person on the planet because I would have ignored the 2pm text. I’d be like nah mate do one.KW is away fri - mon, and hasn’t bothered contacting me since 2pm today to see how his child is. Petty but I feel like I would be checking much more often than that
Me tooTBH I am probably the prettiest person on the planet because I would have ignored the 2pm text. I’d be like nah mate do one.
oh god how cute is the catWe've been up since half 4. Raging temps, my throat is like sandpaper so I can only imagine theirs is.
Miss Rachel has been on since 5am, and I give no fucks.
Also, knew T2 was ill before she even woke. The cat (who don't worry snoop isn't usually allowed upstairs, and was swiftly removed from the cot) snook upstairs and decided to have a cuddle with T2. The cat only bothers with you, when you're unwell. 90% of the time she's an antisocial that
She's a pain in the arse and detests twin 1 & mr TY, but has a real soft spot for twin 2 & the 9yooh god how cute is the cat
That is so cuteWe've been up since half 4. Raging temps, my throat is like sandpaper so I can only imagine theirs is.
Miss Rachel has been on since 5am, and I give no fucks.
Also, knew T2 was ill before she even woke. The cat (who don't worry snoop isn't usually allowed upstairs, and was swiftly removed from the cot) snook upstairs and decided to have a cuddle with T2. The cat only bothers with you, when you're unwell. 90% of the time she's an antisocial twat
Aye fuck off not all of us can be Nigella OKAfter the usual night of wake ups every 2 hours and starting our day at about 5:15 I have made pancakes for the whole family this morning (egg free banana pancakes for the baby, gluten free normal pancakes for everyone else) plus a blueberry and strawberry sauce which I turned into chia jam for the baby... I'll expect my "mum of the year" medal any day now
I genuinely don't know what possessed me, I think I was filled with the festive spirit but I think I'm done for the day now, I've exhausted myself before 8am!
I mean, this is probably false advertising, pancake breakfasts don't happen more than about 10 times a year...Aye fuck off not all of us can be Nigella OK
#stillmadaboutthesoup
Serious though, wanna adopt me? I can sleep through the night I promise and I haven't shit myself for a good few years at least x
10 times in a year!? Jesus Christ I haven't done pancake breakfasts that many times in the past decadeI mean, this is probably false advertising, pancake breakfasts don't happen more than about 10 times a year...
But sure, can I send my feral 3yo to hang out with Tommy and his axe?
Hahha he texted last night and I didn’t reply. I’m sure that’ll show himTBH I am probably the prettiest person on the planet because I would have ignored the 2pm text. I’d be like nah mate do one.
Omg sooo cuteWe've been up since half 4. Raging temps, my throat is like sandpaper so I can only imagine theirs is.
Miss Rachel has been on since 5am, and I give no fucks.
Also, knew T2 was ill before she even woke. The cat (who don't worry snoop isn't usually allowed upstairs, and was swiftly removed from the cot) snook upstairs and decided to have a cuddle with T2. The cat only bothers with you, when you're unwell. 90% of the time she's an antisocial twat
I tried to make some the other day and the whole mix went in the bin after the first 2 failed.After the usual night of wake ups every 2 hours and starting our day at about 5:15 I have made pancakes for the whole family this morning (egg free banana pancakes for the baby, gluten free normal pancakes for everyone else) plus a blueberry and strawberry sauce which I turned into chia jam for the baby... I'll expect my "mum of the year" medal any day now
I genuinely don't know what possessed me, I think I was filled with the festive spirit but I think I'm done for the day now, I've exhausted myself before 8am!
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