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New baby and post birth advice #37 The only way to eat porridge is to tip it in the bin
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Anyone wanna donate any titty to my little A cup pancakes hit me up
Would you like Ben or Jerry? I'll let you chooseAnyone wanna donate any titty to my little A cup pancakes hit me up
Yeah right I was a C cup before pregnancy but now Iām an a, doesnāt seem fairAnyone wanna donate any titty to my little A cup pancakes hit me up
I wear A cups for fun, I don't even fill them outAnyone wanna donate any titty to my little A cup pancakes hit me up
the good news is that you could go all Busty Heart on annoying customers (or MILs)?Here you find me on the floor having finally measured for a new bra since pregnancy (keep flashing folk which would be OK if it was purposeful and desired, but a massive floppy tit to the face unwarranted doesn't really fly in my line of work
Tits to the MILs face, now that would be a wild Friday night
Iāve had Ms Rachel on loop all day. Save me
How many times Iāve listened to BINGO and sleeping bleeping bunnies. Iāve somehow clicked on the hour long song ones. I hate Mr B for leaving
Also, āput it in, put it in, put it inā??? bleeping glad Mr B isnāt here, or heās think his luck was right in tonight
Weāve been trying to sort out our kitchen tonight, cleaning and unpacking boxes of plates and cutlery and trays. Baby G was loving life emptying stuff all over the floor until she got too tired so Mr G has taken her up to bed.
Thereās so much still to do. Have I carried on? No, Iāve poured myself a glass of wine and am now sitting amongst the mess on my phonelike a knobwaffle would
Thereās so much still to do. Have I carried on? No, Iāve poured myself a glass of wine and am now sitting amongst the mess on my phone
My house is a mess, I havenāt put the washing out/emptied/refilled the dishwasher and Iām not planning on doing anything because thereās no KW around to moan at me for not doing it
Itās Friday, itās allowedMy house is a mess, I havenāt put the washing out/emptied/refilled the dishwasher and Iām not planning on doing anything because thereās no KW around to moan at me for not doing it
I have soo much washing, where does it all come from?? If itās not dirty in the washing box itās clean in piles waiting to be put away. Bane of my life
Sometimes I stay holding the baby for a good 5 minutes after I could put him down because I can look at my phone or read my Kindle in peace while my husband tidies the kitchen.
We're all the KW occasionally, but they are the KWs constantly
I desperately need new bras, just need to find time to measure and have the resulting emotional breakdown 
Going off my clothes, Iāve lost a bit of weight recently and the bra situation is worse than ever. Iāve been chopping and changing between ones of Amazon and Molkes due to struggling to find ones in my size
(wore a H/HH before, so you can only imagine 
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I did wear a pre-preg bra to go out with our pals last week, and it made me realise how bad things have gotš«£
Going off my clothes, Iāve lost a bit of weight recently and the bra situation is worse than ever. Iāve been chopping and changing between ones of Amazon and Molkes due to struggling to find ones in my size
(wore a H/HH before, so you can only imagine ā)I did wear a pre-preg bra to go out with our pals last week, and it made me realise how bad things have got
š«£Can it be allowed on Saturdays tooItās Friday, itās allowed
I have soo much washing, where does it all come from?? If itās not dirty in the washing box itās clean in piles waiting to be put away. Bane of my life
Bloody misplaced the tv controls so was left with Ms R until the tv has turned off. Fml
I know we discuss weird food combos here.
My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
Update: dropped half a glass of wine on the sofa. Gone back into the kitchen to continue ātidyingā and when Mr G comes down in a second Iāll tell him the wet patch must be from the babyās cup 
I read salad cream on pizzas and thought thatās not too badā¦ but why in a sandwich?!I know we discuss weird food combos here.
My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
The one thing I admire about MrBore is his dedication to eating whatever the duck he likes, just because heās an adult and he can. A pack of party food pizzasI know we discuss weird food combos here.
My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
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