My room still feels like the firey pits of hell
New baby and post birth advice #27 Hammy clammy crevices
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SAME. Why is it 24+ degrees in here but 16 outside? Why does my house not hold the heat this well in the winter
You remember everyone’s lives so well
🥹 I can’t even bleeping remember where I put Tommys bib 30 seconds ago 
To be totally transparent, I most often can’t remember my own kids' namesYou remember everyone’s lives so well
I always call the eldest my sisters name, and I always call the 2 older boys a name that mashes their names together, and baby b… well, his name has thrown me off so much, I don’t know what he’s called. We very rarely call him by his nameTo be totally transparent, I most often can’t remember my own kids' names
I'm so jealous! @Definitelyme it's such a superpower!You remember everyone’s lives so well
We're doing pretty well. OH is feeling pretty normal actually. He's not really the emotional type. It does kinda weird me (and himself) out, as I on the other hand have more than enough emotions in my pinky alone to make up for that
How are you? I don't think you still had mastitis, right?
If I ever feel the urge to have another baby, I’m just going to read these thread titles back to myself. This one is particularly effective.
Oh I know what you mean, my husband is the same. I’m sure they are feeling it deep down inside…while we feel it out in the open!I'm so jealous! @Definitelyme it's such a superpower!
We're doing pretty well. OH is feeling pretty normal actually. He's not really the emotional type. It does kinda weird me (and himself) out, as I on the other hand have more than enough emotions in my pinky alone to make up for that
How are you? I don't think you still had mastitis, right?
All great here thank you
No mastitis at the minute, I’ve been taking a supplement a few people recommended so whether it’s helped, or whether it was just a weird bad luck (x3) thing I don't know!My crevices say you are welcome x
We love a game of Russian roulette with the kissing - is it going to be an adorable sloppy kiss or a crocodile attack??Yeah the biting didn’t last long for us, she only did it a few times when her teeth had just come through, hasn’t done it (to the boob) since, she will however try and take a chunk out of you at other times mind
Baby b has started to ‘kiss’ (open her mouth like a fish and press it against you), occasionally teeth involved then too
I'm the same in 3 weeks time I will have a 1 year old and I can't get my head around it. It's both flown by and dragged. What a wild, but so so special, ride!I can't believe we're so close to being 12 months old
Watching Love Island and I’m sure this child is crushing on Ekin
He’s got good taste, she’s the best in there! I might have a little couple crush on her and DavideWatching Love Island and I’m sure this child is crushing on Ekin
4:25 - baby wakes for feed
4:55 - put baby back in cot
5:00 - toddler runs in and gets into bed
5:20 - toddler finally stops coughing and thrashing and settles down so I try to get to sleep in the square inch of bed left after her and my husband have spread out
5:45 - just drifting off when baby does a massive poo and I look into his cot to find him grinning at me grabbing his feet
At least I get a cup of tea in peace with just the baby without being asked 85346 questions while I'm trying to eat my breakfast?
4:55 - put baby back in cot
5:00 - toddler runs in and gets into bed
5:20 - toddler finally stops coughing and thrashing and settles down so I try to get to sleep in the square inch of bed left after her and my husband have spread out
5:45 - just drifting off when baby does a massive poo and I look into his cot to find him grinning at me grabbing his feet
At least I get a cup of tea in peace with just the baby without being asked 85346 questions while I'm trying to eat my breakfast?
That makes two of usWatching Love Island and I’m sure this child is crushing on Ekin
Snap, not to derail this thread but Ekin-Su and Davide have got me through some tough times this week.
KW
I asked him to go check on her and wake her as we need to be out at a certain time. She’s asleep on her front , he literally flips her over, startles her and now she’s crying
I asked him to go check on her and wake her as we need to be out at a certain time. She’s asleep on her front , he literally flips her over, startles her and now she’s crying
She’s setting the bar too high in this house, he’s gonna look at his bogtroll mother and be like da duck happened to you bestie?
I think I got the bug the kid had last week baby had 3 poos yesterday. 2 of them were okish, 3rd one was like water. Now if feel like my tummy is going to explode. Not sure if its moving nerves or I’ve finally succumbed.
Pray for me
baby had 3 poos yesterday. 2 of them were okish, 3rd one was like water. Now if feel like my tummy is going to explode. Not sure if its moving nerves or I’ve finally succumbed.Pray for me
To be totally transparent, I most often can’t remember my own kids' names
I went through a phase during the mega sleep deprived new born days where I would call Baby Cupcake a name which is absolutely nothing like his own, not a name that we had considered and we don’t know anybody with this name 
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