She will be diabetic soon 
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Sheās too lazy to āgetā diabetes. Craig will have to get it for her or give it her! 
Great look princess Ems! Did Mumbles not teach you to use a tissue?
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Why does she say everything twice?!
Good afternoon! (Huge gulp!) good afternoon! The woman is a lunatic!
Good afternoon! (Huge gulp!) good afternoon! The woman is a lunatic!
Ā£18 for some doughnuts!!! How old is she 5?
Why is she so tired all the time?
Its not like she's up at the crack of dawn going out to work a 12 hour day, then coming to the kids and homeschooling, housework, cooking and cleaning, food shopping!
She sits on her arse in the warm sewing, drinking tea watching Only fools and horses.
She does her weekly shop online, even her evening meal is easy as she orders Gousto boxes!
Get in the real world love then you'll have a reason to be exhausted!
Why is she so tired all the time?
Its not like she's up at the crack of dawn going out to work a 12 hour day, then coming to the kids and homeschooling, housework, cooking and cleaning, food shopping!
She sits on her arse in the warm sewing, drinking tea watching Only fools and horses.
She does her weekly shop online, even her evening meal is easy as she orders Gousto boxes!
Get in the real world love then you'll have a reason to be exhausted!
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Sheās a good sales woman. She whips up a frenzy by only opening her shop for a limit of a hour once every couple of months and thinks itās a full time job. Poor Craig is funding her buying sweeties and sitting on her arse! Poor man. He even goes out to his shed in the dark and cold to get away from her hideous laugh and shrieking.
I think he's in that shed looking at porn or chatting up other woman online!
The stories I've heard about lorry drivers!
The hoarding 
As if she needs more chocolate oranges and sweets and 'Gonks'!
And its all crapThe hoarding
Why on earth does she find herself so funny to the point that she can't breath? Is having a good nights sleep funny??
I get that people sending her parcels are just looking for a shout-out for their account but itās the greed that grinds my gears. Iāve never once heard her say sheās going to take some of her chocolate and sweet stash to the food bank. Some kids would be so grateful for them. But no Princess Gulpazoid of Castle Pink Puke is just too greedy.
Exactly this
she never pays it forward and if she did im sure we'd never hear the end of it!Her followers sent parcels at first as sheād had her operation, but then she started to mention that she couldnāt find certain items in the shops and the next week she was inundated with par-celllls filled with the very things she couldnāt find! Just a few days ago she got some washing up liquid sent to her that she hadnāt been able to find! She must realise that this happens! So greedy.
Even n the seed collection is over the top, youād think she had a few acres of land 
Exactly why she mentions those things she can't find or says how's shes having a down day not feeling herself. People then start sending PARCELLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS! URGHHH!
I know thatās why she does it.
Whatās with the constant scratching? Every time sheās does a story sheās raking at her skin! So off putting. Oh and Emma please donāt keep filming yourself in the bath
Whatās with the constant scratching? Every time sheās does a story sheās raking at her skin! So off putting. Oh and Emma please donāt keep filming yourself in the bath
Sheās using up all the gifted bath bombs and face masks.
I know but I really donāt want to see that shrivelled up body in the bath!
I see she opened the shop again to cause a drama and then did the fake tear thing
I see she opened the shop again to cause a drama and then did the fake tear thing
And then had to tell us all how she's refunded people because she's so kind and caring of course!I know but I really donāt wanandt to see that shrivelled up body in the bath!
I see she opened the shop again to cause a drama and then did the fake tear thing