Poor little mite. It's happened to us all.
I lost count at how many times I've been in a&e with my son for bones or stitches - he is just a daredevil with no fear and so fast even with me watching he slips through the net. That's kids for ya!
BUT, never once would I post it online. Never once have a felt the need for a few "likes" when he's hurt himself or ill. Does the attention of complete strangers kissing her ass really give her so much satisfaction?!
Ffs put the phone down, settle him and just give him all the cuddles needed to take his mind off of it.
If you're reading naomi (and we all know you will despite your son face planting the floor) get your lazy ass up a few times in the night and dab some vaseline on his cuts to stop them being so dry, sore and splitting in the morning when he wakes up. Better still, keep him in your bed considering the knock he's just had!