Exactly?! Says the girl who is pretending her boyfriend is still living with her, when he’s actually in prison! I honestly think she believes her own lies sometimes… she’s mentally unwell
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I’m the king of the swinging boobs, the jungle VIP.
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Getting mine boob reduction I’ve never had work done. If I paid for boobs like that I’d be looking for my money bk. why does she never wear bra they’ll fall out of those tops she wears one day
On reflection I should have said…
I’m the king of the swinging boobs, Jonafuns in HMP, He sold the lot and now he’s locked up and that’s what’s bothering me.
I wanna be a breastfeeding boss mama who does hair twice a week, funded by a heroin gang ohhh I’ve got a cheek.
Ohhh ooobie dooo…
Sang in the tune of I wanna be like you, soz I’m in a great mood and Mr Hi will not join in on my weirdness tonight so I’ve took to tattle instead.
Maybe the popo are keeping tabs on her money laundering operation
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She’s deleted this already!! Wonder what the legal request is?!! It’s likely something to do with music she’s using being copyright or something like that… interesting that she’s deleted the post though! Surely her law degree sis can help her out (when she has a spare minute trying to get her boyfriend and dad out of prison that is!)Maybe the popo are keeping tabs on her money laundering operation
I bet it’s for copyright reasons. Could be if she’s used music in the background if her videos in the past which I’m guessing she has. Or if she’s shared racist/harmful content?
Dunno if it's the same on Instagram but probably similar but I've had videos on my business page on Facebook muted in the past because there was music in the background even though barely audible. I didn't get a message about a legal challenge though it specifically said copyright and they didn't take the videos down just muted them. Hope she's being investigated for being a fraudulent, drug dealers bimbo, fake news all round knobber.
That's how paranoid she isMaybe the popo are keeping tabs on her money laundering operation
if I got that notification I probably wouldn't of even thought twice about it I bet she lives on edge all the time because of JonathanOn her stories this morning complaining about the struggles of solo parenting… then kicks off when people ask her where Jonafun is!!
Is it the filter that’s making her look so sallow or does she genuinely need to get her liver count tested?
What a dick she is, she makes a rod for her own back. She was only eating desserts with Jonafun the other week
All this complaining about mum guilt is literally just to brag and for people to say she’s ‘smashing it’ ‘how do you manage a SALON and a SCRUNCHIE BUSINESS and an INSTAGRAM and SOLO PARENT’ literally dying for DMs that she can share later saying ‘oh my god Naomi you’re proper smashing it, such a bad witch boss mama, just an inspiration’ 
also, when she calls herself a boss witch mama she just reminds me of those MLM huns that think they’re getting an all expenses paid trip to the Maldives because they’ve sold one lipgloss
also, when she calls herself a boss witch mama she just reminds me of those MLM huns that think they’re getting an all expenses paid trip to the Maldives because they’ve sold one lipgloss
God she’s actually quite hard to look at no way could I work with her my eyes hurt enough looking on here
A scrunchie businessAll this complaining about mum guilt is literally just to brag and for people to say she’s ‘smashing it’ ‘how do you manage a SALON and a SCRUNCHIE BUSINESS and an INSTAGRAM and SOLO PARENT’ literally dying for DMs that she can share later saying ‘oh my god Naomi you’re proper smashing it, such a bad witch boss mama, just an inspiration’
dying. All these insta huns need validation day to day to keep going. I swear it’s a mental illness. Imagine living your life to get strangers to tell you that you’re smashing life. People who are smashing life do not need anyone to tell them that they are, they’ll know.
Mum guilt. Sod off Naomi. Kid's in child care for a couple hours a week max while she pretends to work. Rest of the time they're out living the high life, even mid pandemic, socialising, eating out, attending parties, getting free trainers. God forbid she had to do more than a couple of clients and order a few scrunchies from a Chinese sweat shop once in a while she'd drop dead from shock. Some days I only see my kids at breakfast and bed time and that actually sucks. But because I know I'm working my arse off legitimately to provide for them I don't feel guilty. That's how you deal with Mum guilt hun.
Yesterday: day off work - park and then a christening with her child
Today: day off work - staying home with her child
Mum guilt?
Today: day off work - staying home with her child
Mum guilt?
I wouldn’t worry about the mom guilt that makes her feel bad for working, she’s barely there, I’ve never known someone to open a salon and be there so little, normally business owners have to put in long days at the beginning but I think she should worry about the type of guilt that’s going to come from the type of questions Sul is gonna ask about where Jonafun was the first few years of his life, why she got pregnant on a prison visit etc 
Put a bra on Naomi - your nipples are nearly hanging out the bottom of that top
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