Yeah, she makes me heave when she's eating. The amount of food it shoves in, in one mouthful is shocking, a 6ft5in man couldn't get that much in his gob. Then seeing those stubby, sausagey toe fingers aggressively mauling the food, then when it deep throats bones
ugh
, then it spills it down itself. All whilst sitting on that filthy, dirty, stinking couch.
The food always looks steaming hot but I think that's just because the house is so cold.
Then I end up think how much Kev must stink because of the stodgy, unhealthy diet, rarely eats any veg, never drinks a glass of water so must be blocked up to high heaven