That is seriously the best comment EVERbleep handles
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
---
Ok
Her life
She travels to London on a coach
She wears stupid clothes and looks like a twit
She had a Chinese
Has to have a 2 for one cocktail
Embarrasses her friends
Gets home puts on PJ s that’s if she didn’t travel home in them
Then eats cheese on toast that looks like something from a transport cafe
My life
Get a lift in a car with classy friends
Go into town
Go to the theatre
Have a few cocktails ( not two for one)
Have a lovely meal in a nice restaurant
Get a Uber home
Not plaster it all over social media
Come home to a loving hubby and a lovely home
Ermmmm
Am I missing something oh yeah
No bleeping whiskers on my chin !
I bet when all that cheese runs of the toast it will look well sexy on those bristles.
Have a nice day x
Last edited: