Bev’s tour of the lodge, where to begin? So she’s proudly showing off the amenities that many houses have, such as showers, en-suite bathrooms, tumble driers, gardens, double ovens, decking, electric gates etc etc. Then she’s praising the privacy and the peace and quiet. Then she heads back to that noisy little dump she lives in, with the clothes drying indoors, the 1980s bath (remember, she doesn’t like showers), the bog-standard kitchen, the dog pee stained tatty backyard and the flat-pack mismatched furniture and she STILL gives it large and acts like it’s a palace! Her reasoning for this is, she’s mortgage free. Well, lots of people are mortgage free, it tends to be what happens eventually when you take out a mortgage funnily enough! Also, you can be mortgage free and live in a stylish, comfortable and practical home with amenities that enhance your life and not have to wait until you go on a free lodge holiday to Bridlington in order to experience the finer things in life!
She’s such a nasty and bitter little individual that I feel justified in gloating!