We have an Audrey at school and at first I thought, really!! But now I love it and hate it at the same time
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My kids only get first and middle names when they are in troubleAnything double barrel grinds my gears.
My mother in law is always trying to call my son by his first & middle name. I correct her every single time he doesn’t have a double barrelled name
Which is a lot at the minute
Worse name to EVER grace this earth hands down - Kyle 
. Tyler a close second .
Also hate drippy boys names like Jacob & Joel
For some reason I can’t stand the girls name Amelie just think of a spoilt cat , Chloe aswell so over used , get some imagination
. Tyler a close second .Also hate drippy boys names like Jacob & Joel
For some reason I can’t stand the girls name Amelie just think of a spoilt cat , Chloe aswell so over used , get some imagination
One thing I’m not a fan of is having a ‘theme’ for your name choices or naming all your kids after characters from a film/franchise. I know someone who has 3 kids all named after Harry Potter characters. All nice names (not the main 3) on their own but when you hear all 3 you can tell there’s a theme going on
That sounds like the start of a news article about anti social behaviour
Bobbie and Molly 
I can't bear Bobbie. Also Ronnie. Hate that as well.Bobbie and Molly
I quite like Molly but it means bitter which puts me off a bit
Lily, James and..... Voldemort?? How adorableOne thing I’m not a fan of is having a ‘theme’ for your name choices or naming all your kids after characters from a film/franchise. I know someone who has 3 kids all named after Harry Potter characters. All nice names (not the main 3) on their own but when you hear all 3 you can tell there’s a theme going on
My pet hate is when all the children have the same initial as their mother or father
For example, my hubby is S so his brother is S and their mother is S
I asked if a letter came with just S ?? on it then how the duck did they know who it belonged to, she said she opened it
A woman at school went even further with her lot, the hubby and she had the same initials, C , she gave all the children the same 2 initials as her CS (all 5 of them), so all of them were C or CS Forster
duck wits
For example, my hubby is S so his brother is S and their mother is S
I asked if a letter came with just S ?? on it then how the duck did they know who it belonged to, she said she opened it
A woman at school went even further with her lot, the hubby and she had the same initials, C , she gave all the children the same 2 initials as her CS (all 5 of them), so all of them were C or CS Forster
duck wits
Annie: large fan
Abby/Maggie: crabby, scabby
Riley: Whiney
Connie/Bonnie/Lottie: Snotty
Celeste: Molest
Scarlett/Charlotte: Harlot
Megan: Beggin’ Megan
Peggy: Leggy peggy
Jude: prude, rude
Monica: YAWN-ica
Jake: a flake
Claudia/Lydia: Chlamydia
Nicole: Nice hole
Natalia: genitalia
Gemima: tina
Piper: griper, pipe her
Stuart: wart
Lexi: sexi
Avery: ovary
Molly: a drug
Lauren: borin'
Joyce: moist
Judy: moody
Moriah: pariah
Tucker: f*cker
Dolores: clitoris
Cooper: pooper, snooper
Krystal: Crystal meth
Maggie: maggot-y
Cassidy: Assidy
Eleanor: a real bleep
Jessie: messy
Janice: jaundice
Lori: snore-y
Josie: grossy
Luke: puke
Anna/Hannah: bananas
Poppy: sloppy
Nancy: too fancy
Carley: snarly
Harrison: hairy-son
Alice: full of malice
Jane: plain
Heather: leather
Clyde: died, snide
Abby/Maggie: crabby, scabby
Riley: Whiney
Connie/Bonnie/Lottie: Snotty
Celeste: Molest
Scarlett/Charlotte: Harlot
Megan: Beggin’ Megan
Peggy: Leggy peggy
Jude: prude, rude
Monica: YAWN-ica
Jake: a flake
Claudia/Lydia: Chlamydia
Nicole: Nice hole
Natalia: genitalia
Gemima: tina
Piper: griper, pipe her
Stuart: wart
Lexi: sexi
Avery: ovary
Molly: a drug
Lauren: borin'
Joyce: moist
Judy: moody
Moriah: pariah
Tucker: f*cker
Dolores: clitoris
Cooper: pooper, snooper
Krystal: Crystal meth
Maggie: maggot-y
Cassidy: Assidy
Eleanor: a real bleep
Jessie: messy
Janice: jaundice
Lori: snore-y
Josie: grossy
Luke: puke
Anna/Hannah: bananas
Poppy: sloppy
Nancy: too fancy
Carley: snarly
Harrison: hairy-son
Alice: full of malice
Jane: plain
Heather: leather
Clyde: died, snide
Alva/Ailbhe: vulva
Always hated the name Alice...
Not sure why? It just doesn’t sound nice at all to me. Alicia on the other hand I think is nice. (Not pronounced AL-EE-SHA though!)
Not sure why? It just doesn’t sound nice at all to me. Alicia on the other hand I think is nice. (Not pronounced AL-EE-SHA though!)
EUGENE & NIGEL & KEITH are god awful
the chavvy one’s too like... princess, Tyler, kayden, Tyrone, Chantelle, Chardonnay, there are just so so so many!
the chavvy one’s too like... princess, Tyler, kayden, Tyrone, Chantelle, Chardonnay, there are just so so so many!
I’m sorry but I just think of Coco the Clown. It’s a shame because Coco Chanel is iconic
any chloe’s i have met were horrible 
Nancy.
Never met a nice one. Nasty Nancy.
Never met a nice one. Nasty Nancy.
I also hate Eddie, Freddie, Emily, Ben (is Ben not the most boring, insipid wet flannel name ever). Riley is another one that grates me. Some one said Tyler. Yes, it’s also bad. Also, Adam is along the same lines as Ben. I expect Adams & Bens to be impotent.
Oh well, both my kids’ names have now appeared here. I do call my son “pooper”, at least I used to when he was a baby because he pooped a lot.
Ive met two nice nancys! Though, one was a drip.
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