Names you can’t stand

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Jaxxxxxxxxxxon or however many x’s you wanna add to it to make it really unique 🙄😂 sorry no offence to any lovely little Jaxon’s
 
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Irish names are bizarre!! My friends baby is called Aoife... pronounced Eefer...
?!

Niamh is pronounced Neeve.... but Steve isn't spelt Stiamh!! Haha!!
So many random letters 🤷🏼‍♀️

Have you see the name routine by Michael Macintyre and the Irish name routine by Lee Mack

Frigging funny AF

Posted below if you haven't



 
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I've thought of some more names I really dislike since I posted my original list, so here goes:

Wendy
Leighton
Gavin
Gary
Nigel
Judith - was at school with one and she was a complete trollope and a total witch
Sandra - used to work with one and she was an utter bleep
Carol(e) - same reason as for Sandra
Blue - just why is this now a "name"?
Sharon
Tracey
Vernon
Adrian
Katie
Chesney
Victoria
Hilda
Maud
Mavis
Ethel (sorry Nan, loved you but not your name)
Griselda - sounds like gristle!
Archie
Betty - give the poor child the full name (Elizabeth) so at least when she's an adult she has an adult name to use if she wants, Betty might be cute on a 5 year old, but on a 40 year old doctor/lawyer/whatever?? No.
Jeremy - knew one as a child and he was a one kid gang
 
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Freya. Can’t stand it just sounds so flat, there is a little tit in my daughters year with the same name and her mum really gets on my nerves 😂
 
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Grey. Can't believe Lily Pebbles called her baby that. What a horrible, depressing name. Thankfully Pebbles isn't actually Lily's name or the baby would be called "Grey Pebbles." Lmao.
 
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Grey. Can't believe Lily Pebbles called her baby that. What a horrible, depressing name. Thankfully Pebbles isn't actually Lily's name or the baby would be called "Grey Pebbles." Lmao.
Surprised many people aren't calling their kids this with the grey home craziness 🤣
 
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I've just looked at the comments on sj strum latest video.... Some terrible names..

Gideon!!!
Roland
Wextly
Park
Banks
Atlas
Shepherd

These are in the comments so not sure if she actually put them on there!
 
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Marnie. It is like a Marmite/sarnie mashup.
Jack.
Lois.
Lewis, Louis, Louie and bleeping Louii. Double I, really?
Madeline.
Skye, Skylar, Skylab Skyline... I don’t bleeping know.
Cove, Cole, Rock, Rocky, Brock
Indy, Rex, Navy, Missy, Blue, Rudy, Liv, Rio, Mac

bonus Recoil points for hyphenated versions, eg Missy-Blue, Navy-Rex, Rudy-Mac
Marmite sarnie!!!! I love that hahahahaha

Can’t bare the name Nevaeh. “It’s Heaven spelled backwards” - absolute chavviest of recent trendy names!
I agree! Horrible name.
 
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I’ve had in the back of my mind for a while, if I had another daughter, calling her May, but it’s an anagram of my name (Amy) so I’m not sure if that’s too cheesy?
 
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I've just looked at the comments on sj strum latest video.... Some terrible names..

Gideon!!!
Roland
Wextly
Park
Banks
Atlas
Shepherd

These are in the comments so not sure if she actually put them on there!
Gideon is horrific .. 🤢
 
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I know someone who called their daughter Mhairi - it’s a Scottish Gaelic name, pronounced “Varee”. I think more likely the daughter will be called Marie unless she corrects them. It’s similar to a lot of Irish names in that respect.
I knew an adult with this name. Didn’t even attempt to pronounce it to her face 😂😂
 
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