tbh, Barnaby is the best of the three! i dislike most names beginning with the letter G, but Giles and Granville are particularly awful!
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Oh god Darren Criss has just announced the birth of his daughter... Bluesy Belle
Just why
Just why
How the hell can anyone look at a newborn and name it Rogue 
I have a pig named Poppy..................................
Is this a joke? Can understand suggestions for a name that isn't so popular that your child would be one of 12 in their class with it; but at the same time isn't so unique that they have to teach everyone how to spell and say it.
Gronk!!
wow, that article is a true gem! thanks for sharing! it. contains some truly epic quotes, my favourites being:
"my kids' names are pretty normal i think - Storm Hurricane!"
Charlcy as a "unique" way to spell Charlie - expect "Carl-See" is a whole different name!
"we welcomed our baby girl Arixona!" - reminds me of the illness anorexia - and it certainly won't be pronounced as Arizona, as the parents seem to hope!
"Gronk" makes me imagine a combination of a gonk, a gremlin and a squonk - a weird mythological beast from pennsylvania folklore - so kind a hybrid of form of an ugly, monsterous creature!
Emanon - no name backwards. what, because "it's heaven backwards" wasn't uNiQuE enough an option! just call the poor kid Eamonn, ffs!
and seriously?! Jaxcksin and Roewhyn?! SO ugly - as though someone threw up a collection of letters and they just went with it! why would anyone want to butcher the spelling of their kids names to that extent? it's not even "unique" it just hurts my eyes! not to mention those horrendous jumble of middle names! *although interesting, my phone autocorrected "Jaxcksin" to "Jackson", so maybe there is some hope for the poor kid!
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Came across some double barrel howlers on you tube..
Rayne- beau
Willow-nova
Ivy-skye
Indigo- knight
Midnight-archer
Rayne- beau
Willow-nova
Ivy-skye
Indigo- knight
Midnight-archer
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Cardi B called her son Wave 
Cello...
Pronounced like the musical instrument.
Pronounced like the musical instrument.
That poor kid is in for it when she goes to school - Bluesy the floozy.
the mum does realise that’s pronounced CHRIS-MISS right? right? what a truly awful name
There’s a little girl called Darryl in my sons nursery, that’s one name I don’t think suits a girl at all.
Chanel, Lyla, Jaxon and Mason .
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Saw a "Guess who's 18" poster on a roundabout earlier today (I didn't know this was still a thing?!?!)
For someone called Brandi.
Poor girl is only 18. Guess she must be the child of 90s RnB fans
For someone called Brandi.
Poor girl is only 18. Guess she must be the child of 90s RnB fans
I'm so over the name Mason!Chanel, Lyla, Jaxon and Mason
Went to school with a bunch of Masons and they were all the same; cookie cutter blah guys who though they were cooler than they actually were. One of my friends named her son Mason and I just call him "kiddo" to avoid having to say that awful name
Also, pretty much any name that ends in "-son" that sounds like a surname. The parents are usually people with common names that want their child to sound posh. I'm fine with Jason because it's an actual first name that sounds like a first name but the rest are eye-roll enduing.
Carson
Emerson
Greyson
Bryson (reminds me of bison
)Samson
Benson
Edison
gag gag gag
I'm sorry my mind went in this direction, but it's also kind of creepy for parents to publicly announce their daughter is turning 18. Like..here's an invite to ring the bell and freely hit on our daughterSaw a "Guess who's 18" poster on a roundabout earlier today (I didn't know this was still a thing?!?!)
For someone called Brandi.
Poor girl is only 18. Guess she must be the child of 90s RnB fans
Just seen a Kaiyzen-Glaive on Instagram (Kaiyzen is pronounced Kyson)
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