Names You Can’t Stand #4 It’s heaven spelt backwards.

[Rita Chevrolet]

Here in France they also have some absolutely cracking surnames made even better when you see a van go past signwritten with
"Bastard the Builder" on it, oh along with the bakery called Bastard Bakery of course !

"Moron" and "Bigot" are also very old surnames too. "The Morons are here for their appointment" or "Bigot is getting all upset again!"

 

[Belulah]

Heard a women talking to her young daughter (around 3/4 years) recently, her name was Tiger Lily

I love Tiger Lily- Tigs for short. I would never use it myself.

 

[Bizziebody]

I wonder if she also had the Heavenly-Hirani too, like Tiger -Lily Hutchence.

 

[BonBon27]

Seen someone on tiktok post about their kid juniper

I know someone with a Juniper, think it’s awful. Also know someone with a Barnaby which seems like a joke name to me

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I know someone with a Juniper, think it’s awful. Also know someone with a Barnaby which seems like a joke name to me

Thats my donkey's name! LOL

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Thats my donkey's name! LOL

That's such a sweet name for a donkey

 

[Bizziebody]

A relative has kids named Sito & Santiago. I disliked them at first but now grown on me (a tiny bit )

 

[eyespybs123]

I love Tiger Lily- Tigs for short. I would never use it myself.

Omg yes! This is my complete guilty pleasure name! But I'd never actually use it in a million years

 

[petitspois]

Here in France they also have some absolutely cracking surnames made even better when you see a van go past signwritten with
"Bastard the Builder" on it, oh along with the bakery called Bastard Bakery of course !

"Moron" and "Bigot" are also very old surnames too. "The Morons are here for their appointment" or "Bigot is getting all upset again!"

I remember a good episode of Grand Designs with a really annoying woman who was building a chalet in France. Her builder was called Mr Bastard and clearly hated her. It was a really good one - you know when the owners are really annoying and you're watching it, hoping it goes wrong? or is that just me?

 

[Inforapenny]

I remember a good episode of Grand Designs with a really annoying woman who was building a chalet in France. Her builder was called Mr Bastard and clearly hated her. It was a really good one - you know when the owners are really annoying and you're watching it, hoping it goes wrong? or is that just me?

99% of ppl on grand designs are pretentious wankers. I love the show!
The couple's always seems to hate each othere, it normally the bloke who maxes out the credit card and their relationship seems miserable.

Did you see the one built on a cliff face but he went bankrupt so it was a shell of a house and his wife left him .
And then other one where their cottage burnt down and he didn't have any insurance so his wife had to do 2 jobs

 

[petitspois]

99% of ppl on grand designs are pretentious wankers. I love the show!
The couple's always seems to hate each othere, it normally the bloke who maxes out the credit card and their relationship seems miserable.

Did you see the one built on a cliff face but he went bankrupt so it was a shell of a house and his wife left him .
And then other one where their cottage burnt down and he didn't have any insurance so his wife had to do 2 jobs

Yes!! the cliff face one made me laugh, building that house for the kids - they had finished Uni and left home by the time Kevin went back for a visit and it was still a shell!

 

[rainbowlemon]

I remember a good episode of Grand Designs with a really annoying woman who was building a chalet in France. Her builder was called Mr Bastard and clearly hated her. It was a really good one - you know when the owners are really annoying and you're watching it, hoping it goes wrong? or is that just me?

Omg this made me laugh. I looove grand designs, but never wished something would go wrong it always does!

I wonder if she also had the Heavenly-Hirani too, like Tiger -Lily Hutchence.

Can't believe this is a real name.

Seen someone on tiktok post about their kid juniper

I actually like Juniper. A couple (I know on insta ) gave their son the middle name Jupiter. Their kids:

Arlo
Mylo Jupiter.
Isabella

 

[Allflightscancelled]

I babysat and Eimer, always loved her name. I also have an Irish name beginning with E that's spelt as its said. Wondering if it's the same

Sorry I’m late on this one but I’ve only just found the thread . You can’t call a kid Eimer! The possibilities for torment are endless. Eimer slapper, Eimer nidiot, Eimer wrongun…. Well. I could go on all night

 

[Filouette]

Sorry I’m late on this one but I’ve only just found the thread . You can’t call a kid Eimer! The possibilities for torment are endless. Eimer slapper, Eimer nidiot, Eimer wrongun…. Well. I could go on all night

'Eimer' means 'bucket' in German.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Stop press.....................................

Lauren Goodger has saddled her newborn with Larose!

Its her own name chopped about = LAuren ROSE
oh dear...................................

 

[Blue pumpkin]

The only saving grace is that she didn't spell it La'Rose

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

The only saving grace is that she didn't spell it La'Rose

She might have done - this was extracted from a congratultions card Lozza was showing off on Insta from her Auntie so feasibly Auntie might have got the spelling wrong; Either way its scuppered her Big Reveal to rake in the £ss;

Actually it sounds like the title of an old Western film from the 1940s Funny but I'd never taken Lozza for a film buff.................................. filming in the buff YES but not a film buff

 

[Blue pumpkin]

She might have done - this was extracted from a congratultions card Lozza was showing off on Insta from her Auntie so feasibly Auntie might have got the spelling wrong; Either way its scuppered her Big Reveal to rake in the £ss;

Actually it sounds like the title of an old Western film from the 1940s Funny but I'd never taken Lozza for a film buff.................................. filming in the buff YES but not a film buff

Yes an old western film or a mid range underwear brand. Either way I suppose it could have been worse, like a mix of the father's name Charlie - Charose

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Yes an old western film or a mid range underwear brand. Either way I suppose it could have been worse, like a mix of the father's name Charlie - Charose

We all thought it was going to be the first idea she came up with Laulie which is half Lauren & half Charlie - she apparently named her kid's clothing range that in readiness Now we get Larose instead hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Blue pumpkin]

We all thought it was going to be the first idea she came up with Laulie which is half Lauren & half Charlie - she apparently named her kid's clothing range that in readiness Now we get Larose instead hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh dear, laulie!! I would say Larose is the lesser of the two evils in that case,... poor child.