Would love this guy to catch Mark selfie Adderley
Just brilliant.
Can you imagine Mark Adderley relaying the fracas on Coffee Moaning, though? "And this massive bloke, a real man bloke rugby kind of man with a massive machete destroyed my top drawer filming equipment. Obviously, I chased the fucker down. All of my friends were egging me on. All of the menial minimum wages workers trapped by the system stepped away from their meaningless jobs to marvel at the spectacle. It was like something out of Guy Ritchie film. He was a speedy massive bastard but I was breathing down his neck
for a good 4 minutes. I remember when I interviewed Sir Roger Bannister about being the first man to run the mile in under 4 minutes. He passed on some invaluable tips, I must make a film about them one day. And then Brad Pitt said ..."
The reality? Nadia Sawalha would be handing her hot husband a brown paper bag to breathe his panic attack into. Followed by a couple of drops of trusty Fields of Flowers and a trip to the Apple store to buy him some brand new tax deductible toys. The No Name Sunday Show would be postponed for the foreseeable but trailer reviews would continue land All The F*cking Time.