Just clicked on it and had to switch off, not wasting my time when Mr Director/ film maker can’t even be bothered to stabilise his iPhone. The man is still swaying his phone all over the place and butting in where it’s not wanted. What they fail to understand is that people can visit tiktok and see a random person producing much higher quality culinary content in a 3-minute video.
Nadia Sawalha #59 Vlogmas 22: Hardly cinematic & v melodramatic; mostly 24 days lugging crap to the attic
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What a tit show that was (the bit I watched). What on earth were those burnt tube things he was messing about with. I would be ashamed to call myself a cook if that is all I could produce and who wants to listen to him effing and jeffing or even look at him, he is only the bloke behind the phone camera.
these but done by mank with mouldy bread. I know: ground breaking "telly". so creative. fank god they weren't made to study maffs
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jesus christ on a moped,
she will never get work on tv cooking again - not that she should ever have anyway
that show is so boring, chaotic, and she can not even make a basic dish that includes frozen chips and peas - it is a total embarassment
who the hell would want to make anything she makes
shes out of her depth and has not got a clue what she is doing, she is NOT a cook and never has been
i suggest they bin it now, even Manks knows it shite
she will never get work on tv cooking again - not that she should ever have anyway
that show is so boring, chaotic, and she can not even make a basic dish that includes frozen chips and peas - it is a total embarassment
who the hell would want to make anything she makes
shes out of her depth and has not got a clue what she is doing, she is NOT a cook and never has been
i suggest they bin it now, even Manks knows it shite
Not sure Saturday was fully thought through !
How long will they keep this up?
Manky getting the papers then doing a CM (remember CM is 6 days a week
) then a 10 am tit cooking show for over an hour… with Manky appearing for no reason - except putting his face on camera - for 10 mins at the end 
and explaining to the Nitwit how to use the camera 
I give it a few weeks before the usual excuses are posted (by Michelle of course
)!
Still to go … Home Time part 2, GFH, her ADHD live, Top 10 films part 2, NNSS, review Happy Valley 2, CM’s plus him “shooting”
He will never manage the workload
Bets??
How long will they keep this up?
Manky getting the papers then doing a CM (remember CM is 6 days a week
) then a 10 am tit cooking show for over an hour… with Manky appearing for no reason - except putting his face on camera - for 10 mins at the end and explaining to the Nitwit how to use the camera I give it a few weeks before the usual excuses are posted (by Michelle of course
)!Still to go … Home Time part 2, GFH, her ADHD live, Top 10 films part 2, NNSS, review Happy Valley 2, CM’s plus him “shooting”
He will never manage the workload
Bets??
OMG, the curly sisters sh*t show was horrendous! Terrible camera work, terrible food, terrible fake laughing... It's like all 3 of them were pretending they were happy but inside they all didnt want to be there? Dina is desperately hanging onto Nadias apron strings for any bit of work she can get. Imagine being reliant on the Sawalha-Adderleys for work!?!
Where has your self respect gone Dina?
It definitely won't last!
Where has your self respect gone Dina?
It definitely won't last!
TS on today’s CM 24.50. Mark Adderley what type of trunks should a man wear? MA prefers shorts … the most inappropriate men wear budgie smugglers ..and sometimes he thinks they are getting a real thrill … he prefers shorts … he likes boxer shorts … the slightly tighter ones not showing too much and a little bit is left to the imagination no comment you would just need a lot of imagination no thrill for MA then
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His ‘little bit’ has unfortunately been seen many times in vlogshe prefers shorts … he likes boxer shorts … the slightly tighter ones not showing too much and a little bit is left to the imagination
No wonder Nadia has no interest in him - he’s got nothing going for him whatsoever!
A bit behind with the SA’s lately, but have been keeping up with you lot - you’re all great… much better entertainment than those dirty bastards
Could only bring myself to watch a few snippets. What a mess. So much droning on - the worst had to have been Nittya reading out the prices of parsnips, beetroot and Corona beer at Lidl and Asda. She made Betty look up the sale prices from Jordan. 🥱OMG, the curly sisters sh*t show was horrendous! Terrible camera work, terrible food, terrible fake laughing... It's like all 3 of them were pretending they were happy but inside they all didnt want to be there? Dina is desperately hanging onto Nadias apron strings for any bit of work she can get. Imagine being reliant on the Sawalha-Adderleys for work!?!
Where has your self respect gone Dina?
It definitely won't last!
it truly was a tit show
and confirms they dont have a clue what they are doing. cringe!
lol it's cos they've all got adhd, including dina now, according to nurse nardia
The extremely dizzying camerawork made the cruddy crooks shitshow thankfully unwatchable ,as I didn't have any anti motion sickness tablets available.
Is this episode 1 of 1.
Fingers crossed.
Can Narrrdia even move her eyebrows? Whatever she injects is just ageing her in a chipmunky, witchy way. ( miss you @chipmunk).
And Dina sadly looks nearer to 70.
Is this episode 1 of 1.
Fingers crossed.
Can Narrrdia even move her eyebrows? Whatever she injects is just ageing her in a chipmunky, witchy way. ( miss you @chipmunk).
And Dina sadly looks nearer to 70.
Sweet baby Jesus in the manger and the little donkey, all joking aside that was beyond horrendous, I actually feel sorry for Dina, she’s clutching at straws to try to make a living with those two absolute bin lids.
There’s enough food shopping in that house to feed the 5,000.
My sons wee dog could’ve filmed it better too, Mark should go for an early bath or maybe two
Beyond woeful
Do they think they are going to replace the Hairy bikers?
Beyond laughable, more tragic
There’s enough food shopping in that house to feed the 5,000.
My sons wee dog could’ve filmed it better too, Mark should go for an early bath or maybe two
Beyond woeful
Do they think they are going to replace the Hairy bikers?
Beyond laughable, more tragic
And please do not forget 6 AM Monday her live on IG with Tim Spector .. yes she is jumping on the next bandwagon : helfy gut 
Ps have you noticed on CM’s that she rolls the sleeves of her t-shirts up to show off her arms now she is trying to get rid of the batwings with the weight training!
Like when she loses a few pounds and stand back behind her chair to be admired.
She also said fatty acids were not good on a low fat diet! Yes diet!
body acceptance my foot
Pss £1.42 per portion is under £5 for 4 ! The Nitwit certainly needed educating in Maths!
Ps have you noticed on CM’s that she rolls the sleeves of her t-shirts up to show off her arms now she is trying to get rid of the batwings with the weight training!
Like when she loses a few pounds and stand back behind her chair to be admired.
She also said fatty acids were not good on a low fat diet! Yes diet!
body acceptance my foot
Pss £1.42 per portion is under £5 for 4 ! The Nitwit certainly needed educating in Maths!
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I tried watching The Dirty Cooks Of Croydon, I got so fed up I switched off. They were both competing for attention, Dina tried lecturing Nadia about frying with olive oil (something she, herself has lectured the subs on). The pan had not had the oil spread around the whole of it, meaning some parts would burn and go rock hard. Dina's mustard was poor, according to Nadia (is wet mustard vegan?). Nitty forgot to put the breadcrumbs in. The chips seemed frozen and re-heated. The peas were not cooked. A shambles, sack the producer, if The Gangbusters is of the same quality, how the hell was it Oscar nominated?
She’s finally seen the ‘ick’ in him lol
Exactly when Colleen asked about ‘socialising’ Nadia says “they get to choose their friends” ….. school helps you mix with people you don’t necessarily like at first .Those poor girls are only mixing with a small group of home school kids who N&M approve of … very small minded social lifeIt was on LW when Ruth asked Nadia Sawalha, "What happens when your girls go into the workplace?"
Nadia Sawalha Explains Why She Home Educates Her Children | Loose Women - YouTube Time stamp 4:30
In fact, the interview in its entirety reveals that she was entirely clueless about how the home education was actually working, despite the "hard work of being with them 24/7."It's beyond shocking that this happened on daytime television. Maybe she was under strict instructions not to reveal any "spoilers", as Mark Adderley was hoping to secure a book deal one day.
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Imagine how difficult it must have been filming her for the fake win on Masterchef - there is no way she would have been able to cook those dishes without loads of retakes, she also has said she had to practise over and over with Dina each dish, as the dishes were Dina 's recipes and suggestions for the show, it was rumoured at the time that Craig Revel horwood should have won as they wanted a female winner as in the first series a man won< her food was also criticized
by the prof judges for being bland, tasteless and to much cream and butter saturation = she actually said 'they said it was tasteless, I dont know why there was loads of cream and farlic in it'
Masterchef was a new series when she was in it, and you could have won it making a cottage pie, it was so fixed and staged
No way would she get past the first round now
She really can't cook, she cant co=ordinate. she is un prepared - cooks awful basic food, those bread jam butties fried - FFS!
Dina can cook and has a natural flair for making tasty food, she really showed Nits up yesterday - but its still a disaster show and the camera work was awful
god help what they cook next week,
and why bother getting Betty to type up the recipes, for Nits its all stuff she's done before
maybe Betty needs to explain how to defrost a frozen pea and make sure your all spice is in date!!
Absolute shambles, if they are hoping for sponsorship from Lidl or Sainsburys then they need to rethink, what supermarket would sponsor that pile of carnage - no one would want to be associated with that pile of shite
by the prof judges for being bland, tasteless and to much cream and butter saturation = she actually said 'they said it was tasteless, I dont know why there was loads of cream and farlic in it'
Masterchef was a new series when she was in it, and you could have won it making a cottage pie, it was so fixed and staged
No way would she get past the first round now
She really can't cook, she cant co=ordinate. she is un prepared - cooks awful basic food, those bread jam butties fried - FFS!
Dina can cook and has a natural flair for making tasty food, she really showed Nits up yesterday - but its still a disaster show and the camera work was awful
god help what they cook next week,
and why bother getting Betty to type up the recipes, for Nits its all stuff she's done before
maybe Betty needs to explain how to defrost a frozen pea and make sure your all spice is in date!!
Absolute shambles, if they are hoping for sponsorship from Lidl or Sainsburys then they need to rethink, what supermarket would sponsor that pile of carnage - no one would want to be associated with that pile of shite
Omg where to start with the cringy cooks of Croydon? Did they actually know what they are doing? Shall we just pretend it’s cooked? Run the peas under the tap as they forgot them. Why did manky have to focus on the dirty mop in the corner, most people would try to avoid it. The mustard was off. The constant scratching of the head Dina coughing into her hand and not washing. Wok gate, whose wok is the best. Let’s mention Lidl 56000 times and they may acknowledge us. Bickering galore. Manky shouting out people’s names who are watching. And Nadia’s screeching is ear grinding, especially when she goes to shout out”Iv not cleaned the floor…..” then tails off when she realises how it sounds. What a croc of tit!
Dina coughing into her hand and not washing. Wok gate, whose wok is the best. Let’s mention Lidl 56000 times and they may acknowledge us. Bickering galore. Manky shouting out people’s names who are watching. And Nadia’s screeching is ear grinding, especially when she goes to shout out”Iv not cleaned the floor…..” then tails off when she realises how it sounds. What a croc of tit!
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He will just not accept that his filming is horrendous Arrogant git!
Subs also picking up on the hair touching
And a very good last comment below!
Arrogant git!Subs also picking up on the hair touching
And a very good last comment below!
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