Coffee Moaning for Thursday. I went to the bank the other day and they had a Christmas tree up. It was up front, you could see right through the glass, the whole thing. Why am I telling you this? Well, it's because this tree was only decorated on one side, but the non-decorated side was in full view. If that doesn't explain the philosophy of banking in this century, doing things half-arsed, I don't know what does. Today's title "Plan B Kicks In & The Party That Never Happened, Govt Resignations, Xmas Windows."
It's just Mark, so Nadia must be terrorizing the nation on TV today. Mark goes on about his course stuff he has to do. "I hope you are all well." Talks about the tech issues with YouTube. Mark tells us that "Vlogmas is an entertainment vehicle really"
I saw it and it wasn't entertaining. If I want to listen to some witch and complain, I can do that for myself. "I don't think it needs to be taken quite so seriously guys." That's him talking down to the viewers again. He then qualifies that statement with some of you, most of you "get our schtick."
You need to go to the schtick store, because your's is busted. Roll call. Mark says a number of parcels have arrived at the P.O. box, "you shouldn't." Mark figures people are uploading so much stuff on YouTube.
Plan B in action, PM Qs and resignations what do you think?
I can't believe that Allegra was bawling on the step. So she resigned over a party that never happened. Mark compares Boris to a little kid with paint and corn flakes. Mark says this is a case of digging your own hole, or making your own bed or singing till the cows come home.
Sarah says the party did happen. Zoe wants consequences, but know there will not be. Who thinks there wasn't a party? Mark has a crush on Chris Whitty. Mark thinks there was a party. Most in chat believe there was one. Talk about Allegra, what do you think? Chatters
witch about MPs. Janine felt for Allegra. Mark says she is a scapegoat, doesn't feel she was the perpetrator. Jenny isn't having it with the tears. Someone made mention about her husband's work and
Mark says "you can't really judge someone on their partner." Mark is snooking up his snot.
Someone else says Mark is being way too generous, they are all twats.
Mark says they didn't do a live after the press conference last night, because of all the tech issues they are having. Are you surprised Plan B has come in so swiftly. Most of chat say no, it's a distraction.
All this talk about Plan B, it's the morning after pill brand over here. Mark thinks omnicrumpet will become a friend. Deaths and hospitalizations down or plateau. Mark says take precautions. Anastastia says we are being led by psychopaths. Work from home, but you can go to your office party.
Julienne says she is getting assessed for ADHD this week and Mark says Nadia will be getting her's soon, so that mean what? Between now and never? Some chatter bitching about family not being able to visit from France, haven't seen them in 18 months.
Boo-hoo. I didn't get to see my overseas relatives every year as a kid. I remember having to make-up a list of what to talk about with my grandparents when they phoned. Remember those days? These people don't know they're born.
Feed skips and Mark is talking about some film. Minky-Moo says she feels like she is on a ride and just wants to get off. Kristy wants a magical wand to bring all the family over. Mark has to rush off to do his course but is going to show us something. Talented dad turns windows into festive works of art with spray-on snow.
Buddy is talented. Did a Snowman and Polar Express. "Whadya think of that? What do you make of that?" VLOGMAS LANDING, HAVE A LOVELY DAY, SEE YA LATER, BE SAFE AND IF YOU CAN'T BE SAFE SCRATCH YOUR BAUBLES AND FIDDLE WITH YOUR TINSEL. Dipstick. Later!