Before they started dancing, he looks like he is begging Lisa for spare change
Looks like he accidentally popped on his mother in-laws apple green raincoat, what the actual?
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Coffee Moaning for Friday. Is Nadia going into Loose today? We will have to wait and see. Title today is "Austrian LOCKDOWN, Albanian FAKE NEWS, Driver Distractions, 4th Wave in Germany, Madeley or Partridge?!" It's the two of them. Mark and his wrinkled shirt. Nadia tells us she has a hangover from last night. They went out to a restaurant and the girls were taking photos of their food. NANNY DI IS IN THE HOUSE! Nadia sings "Hi Nanny Di how are you? Hi Nanny Di you smell of poo." So it was her 6th birthday yesterday?
Nadia has eyelash glue in her eye. A shoutout to Sharon, she sent them something and they love them. Thank you to Angela for sending Nadia a book she has been after. "Thank you for all your birthday messages guys. I feel very loved." The restaurant they went to was called Tsunami "very unfortunate name." No tit. They recommend it and Nadia had the best hairy prawns. Ruth's parents are getting her a family subscription for Christmas. Cheap bastards. Nadia will be doing a Millionaire Shortbread for the NNSS, lifted from an Insta account Sweet and Savoury. They have already filmed loads of stuff for Vlogmas and a surpise with the Christmas village. Maddie will be filming some bits and dancing. Austrian lockdown and Nadia says "Oh tit! I'm getting a bit worried about this." Question: Who thinks winter is coming beyond the winter is coming? Nadia is getting worried. Elsa has a question: If you could have 1 skill, what would it be? Make money doing absolutely nothing. Others do it, why can't I?
What is Mark's? Get get gainfully employed? 
Mark's is to walk into a party, full of people he doesn't know, sit at a piano, play a great jazz tune, get up and walk out. Nadia would love to be able to sing. Her singing isn't bad, it's not remembering the lyrics. She says she would love to be able to drive. I think it is safer if she stays off the road. Mark would love it if Nadia could drive. Back to Austria full lockdown as cases surge, 65% vaccination rate. It's more than 80% here in Canada. If it has to happen in the UK, Nadia wants them to do it early and not wait like last time. Germany is in trouble again and patients being flown out of country. Faith says there is a new variant in Germany. Blue sky thinking blah, blah, blah. Mark says Germany and Austria are not high tourist destinations. Then says well Austria has skiing. What the hell? Loads of people go to Germany to experience Christmas, not to mention the history and the fairy tale castles. He's such a dolt. Nadia picks at her eye. Jen Leg says she is not cancelling Xmas again. Mark asks who is going to observe a lockdown. Nadia goes all Helen Lovejoy on us, worried about teenagers, THOSE POOR TEENS! WON'T YOU THINK ABOUT THE TEENAGERS?!? Chat about the news chasing the bad news, terrorist, COVID. Fun, unless I missed it, I haven't heard anything from these two about the flooding in BC. Vancouver is cut off from the rest of the country. They have had the crappy end of the stick, first place for COVID, heatwave, forest fires and now floods.
Delta has hit the Netherlands. The child of Delta has less severe than momma and papa Delta. Nadia says she follows good news. Gibraltar is 100% vaccinated and on lockdown. Holly is back. Talk about immune response. Poor Russians and talk of Putin wrestling with a bear and riding a moose. Sending migrants to Albania for processing. Mark says that Dominic Raab insists on being called deputy prime minister. Nadia:"He's such an arse. I can't stand him. A slimy supercilius git." Mark gets up to let Chi Chi back in. Albanian ambassador accused the British of fake news. They are insulted and say they treat migrants well, 5 star hotels, the lot. Bitching about Brexit. Driver distractions. Thousands of drivers could be fined for changing their music or radio channels. When I first started driving, I couldn't drive with the radio on as it was too much of a distraction for me. Mark mentions cab drivers hitting their maps. Nadia gets up and say she has encountered a few cab drivers recently, taking calls, having arguments. Off she goes to the kitchen. Says from kitchen smoking is the most dangerous thing you can do in the front seat. Multitasking and driving do not mix period. Nadia turns on the cooker, snap, snap. Marcia says reaching for a banana on the back seat is dangerous. Nadia from the kitchen snap, snap, snap, snap, about women putting on their make-up. Anna says cab drivers can't wear perfume, no smoking, no phone calls. Mark lists a bunch of infractions that will come to fruition in 2022 and Nadia has the coffee machine whirling
. Nadia shouts over the din "Who plays games whilst driving?" You would be surprised. Coffee machine going off again.Richard Madeley described as Alan Partridge. Madeley says the comparisons on presenting style are a bit unfair. Nadia yells from the kitchen "Outrageous!" Mark says it's because their voices sound a bit different, uhh, similar.
Epsington says they thought Partridge was based on Richard. Someone else says he is Partridge adjacent. Nadia is back, stirring her coffee so aggressively, you think she is burring a hole in the bottom of the mug. Mark asks Nads how she is doing after her birthday, does she have a hangover. Nadia scratches her wrists and ponders. "Umm...no." That's not what she said at the beginning of CM. Now she says a little bit. She had a tequila...ON THE ROCKS! She picks at her lower lashes. Mark says when Nadia drinks and the air hits her, it makes her drunk. Gabrielle wants Nadia to sing to cheer her up. Not the best idea. Question: What is your favourite cocktail? Catherine says a B-52. Anna gets a song as a newbie and that was painful. Jackie asks if Mark had to carry her home and no, but she was hanging out the window sniffing the air. Lucy always has a pornstar martini. Nads says they look like the biggest headache. Faith loves a pina colada. "I like pina colada and getting pissed in the rain."
Nadia is fussing with her top, pulling at it. Jackie likes sex on the beach. Nadia wants to know what is in the cocktails people! Sarah likes a flirtini. Somebody says a baby Guinness and Nadia says she got soooo drunk on those once. GUYS HIT THE LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE DISLIKE BUTTON TWICE. Oh no, it's back. The Seawitch from the Black Lagoon slaughtering Wuthering Heights. 
Nadia wants to do a bit for Vlogmas, her doing Wuthering Heights, learning the words and everything. Mark asks her if she remembers in one of the Cornish vlogs coming out of the fog and singing that. "Yeah, I was really pissed that time." Now it's Running Up That Hill. Mark is getting the 2 songs mixed up. Now she is taking Babooshka out behind the barn and shooting it. Pam says she liked a slippery nipple back in the day. Nads tells the chatters the next time they are pissed, out in the air and take a big sniff. Her demonstrating this was not attractive at all. "And you will be absolutely off your tanoonies." They are getting affectionate again. BOOOOOO!! 
He says her not being able to sing, makes him love her. "I looked at you on the sofa and thought 'aww that's my wife.'" 
So he took a photo of her and put it on Instagram! Nadia:"You bastard." Happy birthday Lesley for tomorrow. WE GOTTA RUSH OFF. CHECK MY INSTAGRAM FEED FOR MY MUM AND HER TREE. More Kate Bush. OKAY GUYS, STAY SAFE AND WE'LL SEE YOU AT SOME POINT OVER THE WEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDD! Laters!
Wonder if Manky has got over not being a loose man..Nadia must be losing her touch
Is Ashley invited along to their squat for Christmas dinner
He could bring along two bottles of shloer for the teetotallers
That would be entirely the right thing to do seeing they are so fond of each other and the feeling is mutual
Why wouldn’t he be offered the invite
They’ll maybe just shut him up with prize of all prizes
Two free tickets to his local flicks
Where he too can become an armchair critic ….
Ah friendship knows no bounds
All in the spirit of Vlogmas too
One more wouldn’t hurt
He could bring along two bottles of shloer for the teetotallers
That would be entirely the right thing to do seeing they are so fond of each other and the feeling is mutual
Why wouldn’t he be offered the invite
They’ll maybe just shut him up with prize of all prizes
Two free tickets to his local flicks
Where he too can become an armchair critic ….
Ah friendship knows no bounds
All in the spirit of Vlogmas too
One more wouldn’t hurt
How could the show pass up her Renaissance Man - a blinking, winking, sweating,Wonder if Manky has got over not being a loose man..Nadia must be losing her touch
mask-wearing nearly PhD, never PsyD, home movie director, wanna be film reviewer!??
He wouldn't be able to do that he'd be shaking in his shoes. He was a nervous wreck when he was on LW talking about homeschooling for a couple of minutes.Wonder if Manky has got over not being a loose man..Nadia must be losing her touch
she says pre-diabetic here- wonder if she has been diagnosed pre-diabetic.
here nurse ratched goes on about reducing sugar..... I think she's also had a pre-diabetic diagnosis.
Foods she details eating include kwisps (multiple mentions), a doughnut, three almond croissants, and a burger.
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Seriously if you were in the market for losing weight she would be the last person to follow
Her eating is as manic as her hot husband
She eats and drinks all way through the videos
Self discipline is definitely not her thing, so why pretend otherwise
Giving the subs a road to nowhere, as per usual
Her eating is as manic as her hot husband
She eats and drinks all way through the videos
Self discipline is definitely not her thing, so why pretend otherwise
Giving the subs a road to nowhere, as per usual
She's just a greedy hole.
Stop pretending you are doing x,y,z diet etc and admit that you have issues around food and quite possibly drink and go get yourself some help. Whilst you are at it you could do your household a massive favour and boot your pathetic husband's arse through the door of a decent therapist.
Leave the last 4 words out.
honestly, I'm a pig, but even I could not eat three almond croissants for breakfast. she must be trying to fill the void where a brain should be.Seriously if you were in the market for losing weight she would be the last person to follow
Her eating is as manic as her hot husband
She eats and drinks all way through the videos
Self discipline is definitely not her thing, so why pretend otherwise
Giving the subs a road to nowhere, as per usual
It’s Mark Adderley’s self-conscious, “I’m gonna go viral larging it on the Gram in my Thunderbirds-stiff green jacket” performance. Wassock.
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Great Post @Misbehaving I really hope Ashley reads it. He needs to find "real" friends. The SA's couldn't care less about him. In fact..... If you are reading this Ashley..... Try disagreeing with the SA's about something or pulling them up on one of their lies or their unfulfilled promises and let's see how friendly they are with you then. They will drop you like every other person who has dared to have a different opinion.Just popped in to say exactly this! @Herbert2005 .
I would just like to remind Ashley because we know he reads on here....that actually he isn't friends with Nadia and Mark and no he doesn't really know them?
He only see's what they want him to see and we know that they do not allow people with half a brain cell or critical thinking to have an opinion?
So only sychophants need apply?
Is that your job Ashley chief sychophant?
What a waste of your time and energy and actually makes me feel quite sad....
Here's some advice Ashley love yourself instead?
Work on your own self esteem instead of admiring others and putting them up on a unrealistic pedestal?
It's unhealthy and it's unwarranted and even Nadia and Mark must be inwardly cringing at such OTT praise?
Seriously if you can't see people for who they really are warts and all then you can't evaluate the truth either of people's characters and intentions or your own reality?
This is just cognitive dissonance and is bad for your mental health Ashley? Whatever you think of us Tattlers we have enough mental clarity to see this from afar?
I get it you want to belong and to manage a group and have some purpose and friends and social life but please occasionally take a step back sometimes? At the end of the day what's so special about Mark and Nadia ? They are just people like the rest of us with faults and struggles and ups and downs? Hmm?
Great thread @notSUBmissive and thread title @Chemicals kill
In other news.... Just watched Nittys insta post about her mums birthday pressie and she has had fresh botox. Only the top half of her forehead moves. Just more poison injected into her already infested body. Maybe botox will get rid of the nits and mites?
That's a strange diet she's on, everytime you see her she is stuffing her face with junk food, she's just a glutton.
Noticed that the other day, I watched her in HD on LW and thought why isn’t her eyebrows moving but the top part of her forehead isIn other news.... Just watched Nittys insta post about her mums birthday pressie and she has had fresh botox. Only the top half of her forehead moves. Just more poison injected into her already infested body. Maybe botox will get rid of the nits and mites?
funny how she doesn’t mention that sort of thing when she’s pushing the whole body confidence agenda! Thought she was all for body acceptance? With the fresh Botox and Invisalign, she is definitely midway through a half assed attempt at a glow up 
They'd be the moves that pulled a druken Nadia Sawalha, all those years ago .
Sadly, Mark Adderley is still shafting her for a damn dight more than spare change.
come on Manky ! You can’t be serious ??Attachments
Oh what a joke of a man. Does he not realise how pathetic he's making himself sound?
A lot of the original Gleamers have left youtube and no longer vlog, they've moved on. Nadia and Mark feel so dated with their vlogmas and tit vlogs.
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Yesterday’s pizza comes to mind
They’re even bored themselves
They’re even bored themselves
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