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Coffee Moaning and it is Friday! I ordered a jacket and was quite excited to get it, only to have the buggery thing be too small. I did the whole myfit thing on the website and I was generous with numbers and STILL, it ended up too small. I then had my mother say "I told you to go up a size."
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Now I have to mess around sending it back.
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Oh yeah, the title today is "PANDEMIC PILL, Countdown FIGHT, Johnny Depp v Heard, Lionel Blair RIP, Tory U-Turn."
It's the Mark show, so Nads must be at Loose.
How many people do they have rotating on this show now? Mark is wearing his jacket and Dodgers baseball cap like the wannabe he is. Says he will stay on the 4G. Good luck with that. "Good Morning everyone." Mentions he will talk about Yorkshire County Cricket Club. Fun.
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Julie is having a blip of social anxiety, not wanting to talk to anyone. Mark suggests if he last long to reach out to friends. He hasn't had a shave yet, so we get the rugged, slept in bus shelter look today. Roll call. Toffee wiggles her butt in the background. Mental health, Cornwall vlog put up and regarding the Cornwall vlog, Mark says it is light entertainment, silly, not to be taken serious. "How are we all for this morning #funfriday #friday #funfriday." Julie sent a parcel.
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Mark says thanks but she shouldn't have. Some link for the 22 month members to get a signed photo. Mark got 5 hours sleep. Emily was with her sister in the hospital who had back pain. Janet is in the hospital car park, waiting to get her ultrasound for her throat.
I have to get that done like 2 weeks ago, procrastinator me. Talk about PCJ prize.
It's BONFIRE NIGHT!
Fun fact, they celebrate Bonfire Night in Newfoundland. Fireworks were going off in the Sadderley's neighbourhood last night. Mark isn't a big fan of fireworks. Carol hates it as it upsets her dog. Mark mentions the safety films around fireworks.
I remember the school lectures we could get around fireworks and it seemed every year the teacher or a student would bring up some kid who lost an eye or fingers from them. Louise congrats Mark on his mental health thing. Oh that Xmas ad review will feature Nanny Di tonight. Chi chi runs at fireworks. Mark mentions they are unfriendly to the environment. Mentions the quiz of the week at the end. He wanders off to get some water. "Shady's back, back again..." Happy birthday Steph. Melissa wishes she could get 5 hours. Mark says they shouldn't get competitive about it. Angela only gets 4. Happy birthday Sarah, Bev.
"Do you know who Lionel Blair is?"
Yes, I remember him being on TV during my visits to England to visit family. Born in Montreal. One of those people who looked the same age for decades. Mark interviewed him in the past when he was an arts correspondent, very sweet, kind and enthusiastic. "I hope I get to 92 tap dancing on this channel" He mentions something about poo bags if he gets caught short.
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Owen Paterson gone and the Tories have fallen 5 points on YouGov. Toffee is on the trampoline now. "The Tories can't keep going forever as assholes."
Who is a Countdown fan? What was your favourite era of Countdown. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON GUYS. Not since Carol left, hate Anne Robinson says the chatters. Mark being a 12-year-old "May I have P Carol?"
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Rachel Riley threatens to quit if they don't discipline Anne Robinson. Robinson apparently muted Rachel's mic.
They both suck. Mark
witches about Anne Robinson. Positive news-COVID pill and UK has approved it, first antiviral pill for those who get COVID. Gabrielle's COVID test came back negative. More COVID chat, booooriiiingggg. Talk about shortages, now taxi drivers as half of them haven't returned, short 160,000 drivers. Talk about the danger to women, students and late night workers. Mark says unfortunately this is a country where being a student means you have a target on you. "It happened to me once."
Are you sure it was because you were a student and not a gobby know it all? He got thrown through a kebab shop window, ALLEGEDLY, by some dude on speed. "What do you think of women only taxi firms?" "Was there a Carry On Cabbie?" "I'm not going to do that story."
Johnny Depp. Depp or Heard?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other in that situation. More Depp. Sophie asks if you heard the phone calls and Heard was horrible. Depp has been allowed access to her phone records. She severed part of his finger off and he says she faked her injuries. Gabrielle says he needs to sort himself out. Mark mentions seeing Depp on Graham Norton with gums bleeding. Mark has a Zoom meeting after this, cuz he is so busy! HIT THE LIKE BUTTON IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, HIT IT EVEN IF YOU DON'T. Dawn leaves because she has better things to do than this quiz.
Macauley Kulkin was in the Gucci Love Parade fashion show.
I saw this on YouTube. They were in LA, on Hollywood Blvd. outside the El Capitan and the Chinese Theatre. It was a mix of 1930s Hollywood with 70s California. You couldn't tell who were male or female, but they all needed to eat. They were also wearing this face jewellery. That was stupid looking. Who was the other celeb in the show Phoebe Bridges, Lizzo, Miley Cyrus.
Jerod Leto was in it as well, I think it was Phoebe. Yes, I was right!! Most chatters said Miley. On the eve of COP26, UK's most durable patch of snow melted for the 8th time in 300 years. What was it called? Cuidhe Crom, The Sphinx or The Lambert.
Lambert. NO, the Sphinx. The father of tiramisu died. What is not true of the famous dessert? He didn't invent it. It s called brothel cake. It was the result of a kitchen mishap.
I think the last one. Wrong, it was Brothel Cake. VAXX was chosen as the word of the year by the Oxford Dictionary, but what other term used in relationship to social media was also chosen? Vaxtalk, Vaxtube, or Vaxxy.
Vaxtube. No, it is Vaxxy.
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Toffee is barking. A police roundup of time wasting emergency calls, revealed a man who dialled 999 after being refused entry to Primark. What was he desperate to buy? Xmas famjams, false lashes for his girlfriend or grey jogging bottoms.
Lashes. Mark "It's the builders arriving." The answer is grey joggers.
I am sucking big time at this quiz. Netflix launched 5 smartphone games, which of these titles were not available? Shooting Hoops, Squid Game or Stranger Things 1984?
Squid Game. Yes I got it right! ![Partying face :partying_face: 🥳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f973.png)
Final question: The kakapoo is a flightless parrot, it was NZ's bird of the year in 2020, but why did this year's winner ruffle feathers?
Groan. It was extinct, it was introduced from Australia or it wasn't even a bird.
It isn't a bird. Well 3, big deal for me.
It's a bat. Sophie got 5!
I'VE GOT TO GO, HAVE A LOVELY DAY GUYS. CHRISTMAS ADVERTS LATER TODAY, WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING? EHOHEHOEHOH. WEEKLY RUSHES GOING UP. OHEHOEHEOH. AND A MEMBER'S LIVE, QUITE A LOT COMING UP LATER TODAY MUCH LATER TODAY. OKAY GUYS HAVE A LOVELY DAY, STAY SAFE AND SEE YOU ON THE ... it cuts off. Later all!
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