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Coffee Moaning for Monday. Halloween candy is on clearance.
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I went to the drugstore and they are already putting in the Christmas gear. We haven't had Remembrance Day yet and Hudson's Bay are giving me Christmas ads!
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Show some respect! Today's title is "Prince Andrew PUSHBACK, Seasonal Affective Disorder, When to Xmas Shop & Immorality." They would know something about that last one.
So it's the two of them letting us know that the half term is over and Mark has to get his arse out the door to ferry Kiki to school or the tube or whatever. "I
bleeping hate the sun, just thought I would share that with you. Hate it." says Mark.
Idiot, if it weren't for the sun we would be dead. ![Cautious :cautious: :cautious:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Nadia rightly calls him a miserable bastard. Of course this has to do with their chat for later being SAD. Nadia fusses with her head, gives us a full view of the top of her head. Can't say for sure if she managed to dye the grey. Mark found out what COP is and says they need a better PR team to make us care about the issues of climate change.
Going to offer up your services? No? Too much EDITING to do?
Nadia says we care, but it is a lot of hot air and Cornwall going wrong. Mark says they have a crisis about getting the public to care. Talk about going into the Conference of the Parties starting on a negative. Mark says everything the UN touches makes it boring.
Shut-up Mark. Brief mention of the Salisbury Train Crash and then Mark mentions the Paddington one. Nadia goes "Oh don't, I knew 2 people who were on that." Mark
witches about the infrastructure and the petrol cues.
I don't know what happened, it seems like gov'ts just gave up on projects after the 60s. Nadia mentions the fishing wars. Mark says it should be something (I hate when people say this) "sexy" like rescue tomorrow or now forever, something about the future generations. Back to the fishing and Nadia says it is all politics what with an election coming for Macron and a further right politician as his opponent. Macho posturing bs. Nadia calls it childish and Mark says
duck off.
Mark makes a pronouncement that for those who think that they think they are better than everyone else, well they are just ordinary people expressing frustration like other ordinary people.
Oh, hey Mark. ![Grimacing face :grimacing: 😬](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62c.png)
"It's our water cooler chat" says Nads. Cloddagh says if 90% of the world make big changes, we could arrest this. Talk about images of London when sea levels rise. Eljiah says last night's live was scary. Mark says he lost his
tit there. Melanie says climate predictions are conservative. Mark asks if we need to be scared or motivated.
I think both, because you need the truth, but you need hope so as not to become suicidal. Nadia says change is difficult, talk about cost and unless we believe change can be made, compares the Western World with the rest of the world. Ellen says they need to scare themselves, I'm scared enough thanks. More blah, blah, blah. Mark wants environmental envoys to go to Russia and sort it out.
Did you have a nice Halloween? Lisa says her street is amazing. Talk about the weather being terrible. Nadia made Mark a bread pudding and she had a lovely rose wine. It is organic kids, "because the chemicals in wine are really bad for you." It's from Aldi 6.99, slight taste of strawberries and cherries. Toffee barks and Nadia goes to the door. Nadia comes back to tell us her gut woman says if there was one thing she would take off the planet is non-organic wine for women. Nadia fluffs her hair. The tombola question is how old is Dina?
Does she want that out there? Rude. Member spiel 37p a week. Debate over tannins and chemicals in wine; are the tannins good?
Prince Andrew and Mark goes to get his coffee. Nadia talks about the language being used and what they have been banging on about for the past few months. You know, all men are potential rapists. His lawyers are claiming she was in the willful recruitment and trafficking of young girls. Uh oh, they used the words slutty girls and you don't need a law degree to know that that is risky/stupid wording, it's judgemental, misogynist, bullshit.
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"He never seems to put a foot right does he?" Storytime with Nadia. She tells us about an agent she early in her career, "very funny, very energized." It wasn't until later she found out she was giving potential clients the idea she was wanting first class tickets and such. As Nadia tells it in Nadiaese "These people who are speaking for you, are speaking for you."
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Now Nadia says that PA doesn't have a problem with that language or that way of thinking.
Perceptions are bad, but how does she know everything? Mister Holier than thou says "I agree." Welcome Sue. Ghislaine Maxwell's brother saying how she is being mistreated in jail.
She needs to face the consequences, but you are innocent until proven guilty. In response to her being abused by guards, Nadia asks whilst fussing over some fluff on Mark's ear "Do you think she would be?"
Umm 1. She isn't a celeb 2. This is an American detention centre in Brooklyn, notorious for being a hellhole. She can't buy a clue can she? ![Roll eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Vanessa mentions the loans that Fergie got from Epstein. Nadia says she has heard she is incredibly down to earth and she feels she is also naive and gullible.
Anyone thrown by the clocks flipping back. Mark misses waking up in the morning and going "
tit!", because technology sorts that out. Kiki apparently likes it dark in the morning, it's like a big cuddle. Aww. Nadia mentions there is apparently an increase in heart attacks with the change of the clocks.
Daylight savings ends for us on the 6/7th of November. Mark tells us he gets skin complaints between the seasons. Mark asks if anyone else has SAD and whilst asking, his voice cracks like a teenage boy.
Yes, I do and I have a Philips light for that. Mark asks about the rhythm can Nadia calls it the cicada, which it isn't because that is a bug.
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Mark likes this comment: Theresa says when it was daylight savings time, dad would freak out because he would have to change the clock on the VCR.
You could just leave it flashing 12:00. ![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Nadia tells us it is a lack of energy, overeating, low moods. The Tedster had a SAD lamp. Jackie says it messes with 16/8, which perks up Nadia. Mark asks if anyone thinks it's a fictional construct. Nadia says how can you believe that if it has never happened to you? Mark says he likes the cloak of comfort from clouds. It affects health and safety and officials are wanting an end to it.
Pedestrians getting hit by cars increases the first few days of falling back. ![Automobile :red_car: 🚗](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f697.png)
Mark says hello to Vanessa, gives her a wink and a
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. Nadia asks if anyone feels a bit odd and Mark says all the time.
GUYS WE REALLY ENJOYED THIS. HIT THE LIKE BUTTONS GUYS COME ON. WHERE DID NADIA GET HER SHIRT? URBAN OUTFITTERS. Mark shows us his Nirvana t-shirt and I doubt he was ever a fan.
Poser.
Mark likes the shirt, but not her cardigan. It is one of those Winchmore thingies with a star on the back. A WHOLE HTSM ABOUT LYING, SHOULD YOU LIE TO YOUR PARTNER?
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I THINK NADIA LIES ALL THE TIME. GUYS THIS IS TERRIBLE, WE ONLY HAVE 96 THUMBS UP ... COME ON, HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. Welcome to Sue. Someone said Mark doesn't like the cardigan with the shirt and Mark says they hit the nail on the head. Dee hits the like button before it starts. "Oh how sweet!" Nadia finds it funny when people hit the dislike before it starts. Mark says he loves them in his own little way. "You are like a cloud, which I like, like a cuddly cloud of negativity." Plug for Dina's ArtbyBox for their Xmas line and members get a discount. Welcome Fransceca. Mark whispers in Nadia's ear RUDE. "If you want to know what we're talking about" and the feed is cut. Bye!