Coffee Moaning for Monday and it is the day after. Like I mentioned before and will say again, I HATE PENALTY SHOTS!
Homework of Team England: Must improve penalty shots. Note for English Media: Stop bragging about it coming home, unless it has actually COME HOME.
Title for today is "Prince William Sickened By Racist Abuse of Footballers, July 19 UNLOCKING to go AHEAD." They have a fancy looking picture/YT test card up. It is a greeny aqua blue background with small pics in a line with Nads, Nanny Di, the girls and the creature from the dusty room. It has the title "The Sawalha-Adderleys" with Family, Food, Film & Fun underneath. It makes it look like they actually put an effort in it.
It starts with chat about Nads' bikini pic. She says it was a pisstake of the girls dressing up in England bikinis.
This channel is a pisstake of a YouTube channel. Mark says The Scum called her bikini slight. Hair fussing. She exclaims that it was a pisstake on Insta and Mark asks her if she seriously thought it wouldn't get picked up. "I wasn't trying to make out that I was looking good."
Well we have seen her worse, let's be real.
Nads says she has been receiving compliments on the pic. Mark: "I won't say what some of the things I read." "Why? What have you read?"
"You don't want to know." "Whatdya mean?" "We'll talk about it later. MORNING EVERYONE!" The penny has finally dropped and she says "Oh no, not creeps!" She goes on to say that she wasn't putting herself out there in an attractive way, what with her fat belly, etc. (Does she not know there is a kink for everything. I found out about pregnancy porn. Don't ask.
) HIT THE SUBSCRIBE AND THE NOTIFICATION BELL.
Housekeeping: COAMP has landed this morning. Do you regret being a parent. Nads thanks everyone who joined the podcast and it broke their hearts. "It's such a good one." Update on Chi Chi: "Oh you won't believe" says Nads. She is on the cusp of surgery and was to be home today. Toffee has kennel cough so they have to separated. "So it's just one bloody thing after another." They didn't sleep much because of Toffee. Don't worry though, because Toffee is on some homeopathy treatment and it is working. Nads says Mark doesn't like it when the homeopathy works. Someone mentions bad things happen in 3s and Nads says they have had more than that: Dad had the stroke, Mark had his breakdown "and there's other stuff."
Umm, Nanny Di broken into. Mind you that didn't really affect you. Mark has posted on Insta being grateful for being sober 17 years and no regrets/guilt, compared to the England fans. Sarah mentions Nads' teeth.
Mark says it is a national hangover and they were exhausted from it. Mark says "we've been robbed." Someone mentions the hone and Nanny Di. Nads says 2021 is worse than 2020.
What would you do without a moan Nads? Mark talking about the byproduct of the game of the violence. Nads says someone on SM who punched their best friend in the face!
Someone says there are England fans fighting Italian fans in Piccadilly Circus. Chat about the racism. Some estate worker used the N word to insult their play. (What is with people? England got a bit lazy, resting on that first goal.) Mark is ashamed to be British for the 516th time this year. Mr. Lecture McPointy-Finger is saying that it is this behavour that makes him struggle with the St. George's flag.
God giveth me strengththth. "There's something about aligning yourself to a flag that is a bit...BLIND."
Shut-up 10 ply.
Nads' phone goes off. Nads says other countries don't behave that way with the flag.
Have you met the US of A?
Mark says to her there are loads of football hooligans from other countries. Hair faffin with a side of "Really?" Emily says she reported 50 racist remarks on Saka's account to Insta and only 1 was removed.
(Chuck racist, sexist, homophobic or slanderous remarks on SM, but say Ivermectin or news that contradicts the MSM, you're out! JUSTICE FOR YANKEE WALLY!) Talk about putting COVID in your title and getting flagged.
Nads says this news is so depressing. Someone says the bad energy is why they didn't win.
Oh please, sitting on a goal and lousy penalty shots lost it. Someone says they hate England for the sheer fact of racism. *
Sigh.* Terri-Jane says Boris should have them charged. Nads makes Eeyore look like an optimist the way she goes on about the world being so depressing. Mark suggests the talented black players not play for England, then as Nads says "we would be up
tit creek." (I don't know about that. No one is indispensible.) Mark talks about Leicester Square flooded with beer and swill. "We are almost in a state of complete anarchy!" Okay Nads. Maddie was in a pub last night and went to a friend's. Talk about alcohol making people nuts. Talk about the yoof. Mark says it wasn't everyone being a jerk. Storming of the stadium chat with Nads, "Who is the crisps man?" Gary Lineker.
"And that idiot storming the pitch!" Talk about women getting beaten after the game. Mark says they don't have fights between baseball team supporters in the States. (Why does he keep using that slow ass game as an example?
Have you seen the carnage after a team wins the World Series?)
All the crowds yesterday were driving Nads insane, what with this alleged freedom day on July 19th. Sound is cutting out. Susan says Boris wants to leave to dealing with the pandemic to the public. Ashley says people have forgotten that England made it to the final and should celebrate that. Nads talks about the contradictions of Tom Cruise and Beckham fist bumping, yet the crowds were all over each other. Milly came out of a 5 day hospital stay with no visitors, but Wembley was full. "Unless it's sport, then you can do whatever you like." Mark going on about masks vs. no masks, damage limitation.
(I have doing something else and came back 5 mins later and it is the same topic.) Sharon says she will wear her mask until she feels safe not to and if anyone tells her off, she will tell them to Eff off.
Good for you Shazza! CAN YOU HIT THE THUMBS UP GUYS, SO WE CAN GET TO 200.
"Could he not have worn the football kit? Harry, no Prince William, no what is the child's name?" GEORGE!
"He was in a suit AGAIN!"
I dunno, I thought he looked cute.
Mark thinks it would be weird for a future king of England to wear an England strip. "He's only 6!" says Nads.
Umm, he is 7 going on 8 on the 22nd this month. Trolls in Scotland mocked Prince George's heartache.
Assholes. Nads talks about COVID nails. HIT THE SUBSCRIBE AND THE NOTIFICATION BELL, IS IT NOT ANYONE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY? CHECK OUT COAMP ON REGRET HAVING CHIILDREN, JAPANESE TOILETS SPREADING VIRUS. Mark tells us about toilets with a double top with a button to press to kick it up. "I'm putting my hand where men have weed, why?"
I haven't the foggiest. Sophie asks for a hangover cure and Nads says Alkaseltzer XS, eggs and bacon, water, vitamin C and rest. Mark would have an Eggs Benedict. GROUP HUG, LOTS OF LOVE, HAVE A LOVELY DAY! Bye!