Thanks to not SUBmissive for setting up the new thread and for the great summary.
Love the title @Tuppence.
![Thumbs up :thumbsup: 👍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44d.png)
Here’s my two pen’orth.
Funnies from the last Thread.
OMGoshness!
The last thread has to win
![Trophy :trophy: 🏆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3c6.png)
for being one of the best yet for witty remarks.
Just soooo funny and fast moving. Thanks to all for the great laughs
![Folded hands :pray: 🙏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64f.png)
There were so many ‘crackers’ but I’d just end up filling this new thread with the old one again.
In the style of ‘sweet li’l Helen from South Africa,’
![Smiling face with halo :innocent: 😇](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f607.png)
I’ve added relevant emojis for effect. (That was actually quite fun- sad eh?)
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
![Zany face :zany_face: 🤪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92a.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Party popper :tada: 🎉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f389.png)
![Rainbow :rainbow: 🌈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f308.png)
![Unicorn face :unicorn: 🦄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f984.png)
![Rainbow :rainbow: 🌈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f308.png)
![Brain :brain: 🧠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9e0.png)
![Dizzy face :dizzy_face: 😵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f635.png)
![Dizzy :dizzy: 💫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4ab.png)
![Woman dancing: light skin tone :dancer_tone1: 💃🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f483-1f3fb.png)
![Pig face :pig: 🐷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f437.png)
![Chicken :chicken: 🐔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f414.png)
![Bouquet :bouquet: 💐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f490.png)
![Sun with face :sun_with_face: 🌞](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f31e.png)
![Rainbow :rainbow: 🌈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f308.png)
Despite all their shenanigans, and our differing opinions, it’s good to remind ourselves that we all have the giggles in common.
Not from a place of malice but just human nature.
(If ya didn’t laugh-you’d cry kinda sentiment.)
Great to see SEVERAL new Tattlers arriving too.
![Waving hand :wave: 👋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44b.png)
![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)
I think this thread saw more new arrivals than ever before.
(Trying to recall what triggered that?
Answers on BBC a postcard please?
![Nerd face :nerd: 🤓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f913.png)
)
Here’s some hi-lights-
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'Food poisoning'. Must have been Nadia cooking chicken then.
![Poultry leg :poultry_leg: 🍗](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f357.png)
![Face vomiting :face_vomiting: 🤮](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92e.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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kais93
She’ll be too busy holding his hair back for him while he’s chucking up, and wiping his arse for him
![Baby: light skin tone :baby_tone1: 👶🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f476-1f3fb.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face vomiting :face_vomiting: 🤮](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92e.png)
@
HereForAScroll
…they are all driving home in their Covidpod.
![Face with medical mask :mask: 😷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f637.png)
![Sport utility vehicle :blue_car: 🚙](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f699.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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chipmunk
She says hot
![Fire :fire: 🔥](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f525.png)
husband, I say he looks like worzel gummidge let out on day release
…looks like he could contaminate/poison the food and not the other way around?
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
![Skull and crossbones :skull_crossbones: ☠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2620.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Misbehaving
Patrick run for the hills mate.
![Man running :man_running: 🏃♂️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3c3-2642.png)
![Snow-capped mountain :mountain_snow: 🏔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3d4.png)
![Snow-capped mountain :mountain_snow: 🏔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3d4.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Miss LDN
…absuloute knob cheese, what a prick
![Eggplant :eggplant: 🍆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f346.png)
![Cheese wedge :cheese: 🧀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9c0.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
tomtomclub
#cantcountchristmastreeseither
![Christmas tree :christmas_tree: 🎄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f384.png)
![Christmas tree :christmas_tree: 🎄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f384.png)
![Evergreen tree :evergreen_tree: 🌲](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f332.png)
![Evergreen tree :evergreen_tree: 🌲](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f332.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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Hopscotch
…her ‘Snow White’ mirror, convinces her everyday🪞
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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chipmunk
Where is your pretty little sister, have you eaten her?
![Girl :girl: 👧](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f467.png)
![Clinking glasses :champagne_glass: 🥂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f942.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
rivermonster
…to crown it out his smut and the KOOMBIAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
![Camping :camping: 🏕](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3d5.png)
![Musical notes :notes: 🎶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b6.png)
![Dove :dove: 🕊](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f54a.png)
![Folded hands :pray: 🙏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64f.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
diamondtext
And she’s still got the fooking dungarees on
![Nose: light skin tone :nose_tone1: 👃🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f443-1f3fb.png)
![Radioactive :radioactive: ☢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2622.png)
![Warning :warning: ⚠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/26a0.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Dinaaaaa
Sad bastard syndrome
![Person facepalming: light skin tone :person_facepalming_tone1: 🤦🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-1f3fb.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Podular
The stinking dungarees are holding her up, thus making her appear like she’s almost sober.
![Skull and crossbones :skull_crossbones: ☠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2620.png)
![Woozy face :woozy_face: 🥴](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f974.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
HereForAScroll
…as my old granny used to say
I’d probably tickle them to death with the bread knife .......
![Bread :bread: 🍞](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f35e.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
diamondtext
I still feel like the dogs are cleaner than them
![Poodle :poodle: 🐩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f429.png)
![Dog face :dog: 🐶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f436.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
The godmother1
For Pete's sake, your on holiday in Norfolk, I'm here stuck with no haircut and sweltering heat
witch!
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
![Sun :sunny: ☀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2600.png)
![Barber pole :barber: 💈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f488.png)
![Woman getting haircut: light skin tone :woman_getting_haircut_tone1: 💇🏻♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f487-1f3fb-2640.png)
![Scissors :scissors: ✂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2702.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
bitterntwisted
…that whole shitshow is madder than Billy Smarts Flying Circus …
![Pile of poo :poop: 💩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a9.png)
![Clown face :clown: 🤡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f921.png)
![Circus tent :circus_tent: 🎪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3aa.png)
Let’s not forget the banofee desert, the stuff of nightmares
![Shortcake :cake: 🍰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f370.png)
![Hot face :hot_face: 🥵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f975.png)
![Grinning face with sweat :sweat_smile: 😅](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f605.png)
@
diamondtext
(About the holiday home in Norfolk)
…call in the priest to do an exorcism!
Give the condemned building the last rights put it out of its misery!!
![Biohazard :biohazard: ☣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2623.png)
![Derelict house :house_abandoned: 🏚](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3da.png)
![Latin cross :cross: ✝](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/271d.png)
![Skull :skull: 💀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f480.png)
🪦
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Misbehaving
The piano on her new song sounds like Manky in a bipolar state sat going plinky plonk on his piano...
![Musical keyboard :musical_keyboard: 🎹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b9.png)
![Musical keyboard :musical_keyboard: 🎹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b9.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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notSUBmissive
Liberace on speed. All those bleedin' silver rings still make me shiver.
![Musical keyboard :musical_keyboard: 🎹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3b9.png)
![Ring :ring: 💍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48d.png)
![Ring :ring: 💍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48d.png)
![Ring :ring: 💍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48d.png)
![Pill :pill: 💊](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48a.png)
![Syringe :syringe: 💉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f489.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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Herbert2005
…she's just slipped off a yoga incompatible sandal just to pose for the pic.🩴
![Camera with flash :camera_with_flash: 📸](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4f8.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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kais93
*it will take the cleaner a day to calm down.
Definitely will need petrol and a match.
![Fuel pump :fuelpump: ⛽](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/26fd.png)
![Fire :fire: 🔥](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f525.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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Podular
The lies just drip off his tongue like the sweat from his man boobs(.)(.)
![Hot face :hot_face: 🥵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f975.png)
![Tongue :tongue: 👅](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f445.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Bulls**t detector
AG ... "wanna buy a watch"
![Stopwatch :stopwatch: ⏱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/23f1.png)
![Watch :watch: ⌚](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/231a.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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notSUBmissive
She thinks she's so fecking wonderful, next she'll be telling us that she pisses glitter.
![Toilet :toilet: 🚽](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f6bd.png)
![Roll of paper :roll_of_paper: 🧻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9fb.png)
![Sparkles :sparkles: ✨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2728.png)
![Party popper :tada: 🎉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f389.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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Herbert2005
No no no that is not his toenail.. Its like a pork scratching.... Yak!
![Foot :foot: 🦶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9b6.png)
![Bacon :bacon: 🥓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f953.png)
![Pig face :pig: 🐷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f437.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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Oohlia
The dungarees were sitting up in the front seat without support and there were flies on the windows trying desperately to get out.
![Jeans :jeans: 👖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f456.png)
🪰🪰
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Bulls**t detector
thumbsdownitis…
The more thumbs down you get, the further your hairline slides back.
![Thumbs down :thumbsdown: 👎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44e.png)
![Man, bald :man_bald: 👨🦲](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f468-1f9b2.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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HereForAScroll
Grunge-arees
![Jeans :jeans: 👖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f456.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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chipmunk
…one prominent goblin toenail is suitable revenge for the close ups of her generous labia.
![Foot :foot: 🦶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9b6.png)
🩲
![Mouth :lips: 👄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f444.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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missmickey
Jeez Louise dungarees
![Zany face :zany_face: 🤪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92a.png)
![Jeans :jeans: 👖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f456.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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chipmunk
"Generous labia". Don't know whether to laugh, cry or hurl.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Crying face :cry: 😢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f622.png)
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
@
Villanelly
Mark suggests her in the mini waving and Nads just looks at him very seriously and says "I don't think driving after what happened." "Oh yes sorry." Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. IDIOT!
![Oncoming automobile :oncoming_automobile: 🚘](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f698.png)
![Waving hand :wave: 👋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44b.png)
![Exploding head :exploding_head: 🤯](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92f.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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bitterntwisted
FFS, i need to calm my shite down a little, as i've just posted loads of
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
in the space of 15 mins .
![Relieved face :relieved: 😌](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f60c.png)
![Pile of poo :poop: 💩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a9.png)
![Mantelpiece clock :clock: 🕰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f570.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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Herbert2005
…hell he would more than likely have played for England if it wasn’t for his lesbian mother, alcoholism, depression, creative talent
![Sleeping face :sleeping: 😴](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f634.png)
![Sleeping face :sleeping: 😴](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f634.png)
![Soccer ball :soccer: ⚽](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/26bd.png)
![United Kingdom :flag_gb: 🇬🇧](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
![Trophy :trophy: 🏆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3c6.png)
![Couple with heart: woman, woman :couple_ww: 👩❤️👩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f469-2764-1f469.png)
![Rainbow flag :rainbow_flag: 🏳️🌈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f3f3-1f308.png)
![Clinking beer mugs :beers: 🍻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f37b.png)
![Disappointed face :disappointed: 😞](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f61e.png)
![Man artist :man_artist: 👨🎨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f468-1f3a8.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
armywife119
Yeah, and i'm Father Christmas. Ho Ho Ho
witches.
![Santa Claus: light skin tone :santa_tone1: 🎅🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f385-1f3fb.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Herbert2005
The clenched fist will be printed on sleeveless muscle tops in size Xs to xxxl and will be available nationwide just swipe up and click the link and if you’re a family member you will also get a sticker like the wee children get at the dentist
Clenchin for her pension.
![Raised fist :fist: ✊](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/270a.png)
![Woman’s clothes :womans_clothes: 👚](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f45a.png)
![Tooth :tooth: 🦷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9b7.png)
![Old woman :older_woman: 👵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f475.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
diamondtext
Well, if you like bitter lemon you have psychopathic tendencies.
(Who is thinking of Julia right now?)
![Lemon :lemon: 🍋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f34b.png)
![Lemon :lemon: 🍋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f34b.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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bitterntwisted
I wonder if teacher Mark has put Maureen on the naughty step
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Man teacher :man_teacher: 👨🏫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f468-1f3eb.png)
🪜@
notSUBmissive
Mank the hot gangster producer expressing himself through his grungy toe where in fact his brain is
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Dawg
![Fire :fire: 🔥](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f525.png)
![Pistol :gun: 🔫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f52b.png)
![Foot :foot: 🦶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9b6.png)
![Brain :brain: 🧠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9e0.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Acting like a mega dick won't make yours any bigger, Narc.
![Eggplant :eggplant: 🍆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f346.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Herbert2005
Don't be a sheep, Little Mo Peep
![Ewe :sheep: 🐑](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f411.png)
![Eyes :eyes: 👀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f440.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
CeeThreeTV
trulling or trawling.
You know what they say, if you can't pronounce a word then don't use it.
![Anchor :anchor: ⚓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2693.png)
![Winking face :wink: 😉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f609.png)
![Woman facepalming :woman_facepalming: 🤦♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-2640.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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bitterntwisted
He'll be frantically hunting for that cricket bat
![Fearful face :fearful: 😨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f628.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
chipmunk
The poor woman (Betty) looks like she's being held hostage.
![Pistol :gun: 🔫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f52b.png)
![Face with medical mask :mask: 😷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f637.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
notSUBmissive
.Writing his next Amazon bestseller. Honey I'm just a
twit.
![Open book :book: 📖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4d6.png)
![Books :books: 📚](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4da.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Miss LDN
…most of her body seems to be outside of the garment. I don't even know how that is possibles
![Jeans :jeans: 👖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f456.png)
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
chipmunk
AG has fallen over twice whilst out walking & of course he reply’s to nittys emojis..perhaps his wig slipped over his eyes.
Wigs & labias I can’t cope.
![Person getting haircut: light skin tone :person_getting_haircut_tone1: 💇🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f487-1f3fb.png)
![Camel :dromedary_camel: 🐪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f42a.png)
@
Bash a Troll
See the wee hillbilly dungarees -
Do they come with a pair of pliers to prize them off yourself after 5 days wear?
![Jeans :jeans: 👖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f456.png)
![Hammer and wrench :tools: 🛠](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f6e0.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
diamondtext
Oh go on Nitty, show him your tree pose, except this time, raise your LEFT leg.
![Deciduous tree :deciduous_tree: 🌳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f333.png)
![Person in lotus position: light skin tone :person_in_lotus_position_tone1: 🧘🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9d8-1f3fb.png)
![Leg :leg: 🦵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9b5.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
chipmunk
Mr Moob and Lady Gunt
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
missmickey
It can't be much of a turn on when your not so hot (but certainly sweaty) husband presents you with a selection box of tampons / a fridge full of aspirin / a pair of stripper stilts he bought with the pocket money you gave him.
🩹
![Pill :pill: 💊](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48a.png)
![Women with bunny ears :women_with_bunny_ears_partying: 👯♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f46f-2640.png)
![Money bag :moneybag: 💰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4b0.png)
![Money with wings :money_with_wings: 💸](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4b8.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
missmickey
Why didn't I get a welcome message off gettin wiggy with it
![Waving hand :wave: 👋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44b.png)
![Person getting haircut: light skin tone :person_getting_haircut_tone1: 💇🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f487-1f3fb.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Rosieposey
Why does Moodie type like she is texting on a 2003 Nokia.
![Mobile phone :iphone: 📱](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4f1.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Gloria Rostron
It definitely looks like something my dog does after my son has given her too many chew sticks.@
Herbert2005
Oh and do feel free to add your wondrous FART effects where suitable.
![Dashing away :dash: 💨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a8.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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chipmunk
Mark Adderley wants to dig out the nail clippers (and use them) before he pierces Nadia Sawalha's lucrative saggy fun bags.
![Scissors :scissors: ✂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2702.png)
(.)(.)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
.We've all seen the way his dirty ringed hand has stuck itself inside a pickled onion jar
![Middle finger :middle_finger: 🖕](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f595.png)
![Ring :ring: 💍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48d.png)
![Ring :ring: 💍](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f48d.png)
🧅
![Honey pot :honey_pot: 🍯](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f36f.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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afrozenpea
He’ll Probably have an array of new t-shirts to show his moobs off .
![T-shirt :shirt: 👕](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f455.png)
(.)(.)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
@
Waffle3
Hoping I credited all funnies to correct authors.
Apologies if not. ![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)