What an attractive man, said no one ever. Fugly inside and out. Yuck!
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What an attractive man, said no one ever. Fugly inside and out. Yuck!
Edina MonsoHer behaviour in the dental clinic was appalling IMO.
Both her (and Hannah) were like giggly schoolgirls. She was loud and as usually talks way too much about herself or about nothing of any use or interest.
It was very cringe.
She behaves so inappropriately.
Dentist was relatively handsomeโฆwas she trying to impress him by doing the whole - โLook at me, Iโm such great fun โ thing?
I donโt think he was impressed Nardiar.
Also, when have we ever seen her wear a visor apart from occasionally on vlogs from LW?
She barely wears a mask
Was the visor so that she could be recognised and get some attention.
Going on about being โQueenโ???!!!
I really think she went in there feeling and acting like a superstar and if the treatment was #gifted or part of an ad, sheโd be lording it up as a result. Intolerable.
Who behaves like this (below) in such a setting?
Conversely, she could have got him to post that so she has the excuse to cut the holiday short?People who emotionally abuse their significant others do some very odd things in my experience.
I truly hope their dog is not unwell BUT I also hope he hasnt lied about it to cause upset to Nadia and Kiki who are helpless and away from home?
It's the kind of thing an emotionally abusive person would do to punish them for daring to leave them and go away without them. To spoil their trip by causing them unnecessary stress and anxiety.
I've seen so many examples of emotionally abusive partners behaving in a similar way throughout my career so nothing surprises me.
I really really hope I'm wrong but I% would not put such behaviour past narcissistic Mark Adderley
Must be utter hell for her, in a lodge, with three people who aren't utterly obsessed with themselves and SM, she might have had to have a conversation.
*I do agree with your post, but I also keep my eye on Little Miss NOga.
The poll is looking interesting (and hardly surprising) so far!
Take note Mr Diddley
Take note Mr Diddley
I'm amazed Mark control freak Adderley hasn't sent hisThe poll is looking interesting (and hardly surprising) so far!View attachment 651800
Love Love thatThanks to not SUBmissive for setting up the new thread and for the great summary.
Love the title @Tuppence.
Hereโs my two penโorth.
Funnies from the last Thread.
OMGoshness!
The last thread has to winfor being one of the best yet for witty remarks.
Just soooo funny and fast moving. Thanks to all for the great laughs
There were so many โcrackersโ but Iโd just end up filling this new thread with the old one again.
In the style of โsweet liโl Helen from South Africa,โIโve added relevant emojis for effect. (That was actually quite fun- sad eh?)
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Despite all their shenanigans, and our differing opinions, itโs good to remind ourselves that we all have the giggles in common.
Not from a place of malice but just human nature.
(If ya didnโt laugh-youโd cry kinda sentiment.)
Great to see SEVERAL new Tattlers arriving too.
I think this thread saw more new arrivals than ever before.
(Trying to recall what triggered that?
Answers on BBC a postcard please?)
Hereโs some hi-lights-
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'Food poisoning'. Must have been Nadia cooking chicken then.@kais93
Sheโll be too busy holding his hair back for him while heโs chucking up, and wiping his arse for him
โฆthey are all driving home in their Covidpod.
She says hothusband, I say he looks like worzel gummidge let out on day release
โฆlooks like he could contaminate/poison the food and not the other way around?
Patrick run for the hills mate.
โฆabsuloute knob cheese, what a prick
#cantcountchristmastreeseither
โฆher โSnow Whiteโ mirror, convinces her everyday๐ช
Where is your pretty little sister, have you eaten her?
โฆto crown it out his smut and the KOOMBIAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
And sheโs still got the fooking dungarees on
Sad bastard syndrome
The stinking dungarees are holding her up, thus making her appear like sheโs almost sober.
โฆas my old granny used to say
Iโd probably tickle them to death with the bread knife .......
I still feel like the dogs are cleaner than them
For Pete's sake, your on holiday in Norfolk, I'm here stuck with no haircut and sweltering heat witch!
โฆthat whole shitshow is madder than Billy Smarts Flying Circus โฆ
Letโs not forget the banofee desert, the stuff of nightmares@diamondtext
(About the holiday home in Norfolk)
โฆcall in the priest to do an exorcism!
Give the condemned building the last rights put it out of its misery!!๐ชฆ
The piano on her new song sounds like Manky in a bipolar state sat going plinky plonk on his piano...
Liberace on speed. All those bleedin' silver rings still make me shiver.
โฆshe's just slipped off a yoga incompatible sandal just to pose for the pic.๐ฉด
*it will take the cleaner a day to calm down.
Definitely will need petrol and a match.
The lies just drip off his tongue like the sweat from his man boobs(.)(.)
AG ... "wanna buy a watch"
She thinks she's so fecking wonderful, next she'll be telling us that she pisses glitter.
No no no that is not his toenail.. Its like a pork scratching.... Yak!
The dungarees were sitting up in the front seat without support and there were flies on the windows trying desperately to get out.๐ชฐ๐ชฐ
thumbsdownitisโฆ
The more thumbs down you get, the further your hairline slides back.
Grunge-arees
โฆone prominent goblin toenail is suitable revenge for the close ups of her generous labia.๐ฉฒ
Jeez Louise dungarees
"Generous labia". Don't know whether to laugh, cry or hurl.
@Villanelly
Mark suggests her in the mini waving and Nads just looks at him very seriously and says "I don't think driving after what happened." "Oh yes sorry." Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. IDIOT!
@bitterntwisted
FFS, i need to calm my shite down a little, as i've just posted loads of
@Herbert2005
โฆhell he would more than likely have played for England if it wasnโt for his lesbian mother, alcoholism, depression, creative talent
Yeah, and i'm Father Christmas. Ho Ho Ho witches.
The clenched fist will be printed on sleeveless muscle tops in size Xs to xxxl and will be available nationwide just swipe up and click the link and if youโre a family member you will also get a sticker like the wee children get at the dentist
Clenchin for her pension.
Well, if you like bitter lemon you have psychopathic tendencies.
(Who is thinking of Julia right now?)
I wonder if teacher Mark has put Maureen on the naughty step
๐ช@notSUBmissive
Mank the hot gangster producer expressing himself through his grungy toe where in fact his brain is
Dawg
Acting like a mega dick won't make yours any bigger, Narc.
Don't be a sheep, Little Mo Peep
trulling or trawling.
You know what they say, if you can't pronounce a word then don't use it.
He'll be frantically hunting for that cricket bat
The poor woman (Betty) looks like she's being held hostage.
.Writing his next Amazon bestseller. Honey I'm just a twit.
โฆmost of her body seems to be outside of the garment. I don't even know how that is possibles
AG has fallen over twice whilst out walking & of course he replyโs to nittys emojis..perhaps his wig slipped over his eyes.
Wigs & labias I canโt cope.
@Bash a Troll
See the wee hillbilly dungarees -
Do they come with a pair of pliers to prize them off yourself after 5 days wear?
Oh go on Nitty, show him your tree pose, except this time, raise your LEFT leg.
Mr Moob and Lady Gunt
It can't be much of a turn on when your not so hot (but certainly sweaty) husband presents you with a selection box of tampons / a fridge full of aspirin / a pair of stripper stilts he bought with the pocket money you gave him.
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Why didn't I get a welcome message off gettin wiggy with it
Why does Moodie type like she is texting on a 2003 Nokia.
It definitely looks like something my dog does after my son has given her too many chew sticks.@Herbert2005
Oh and do feel free to add your wondrous FART effects where suitable.
Mark Adderley wants to dig out the nail clippers (and use them) before he pierces Nadia Sawalha's lucrative saggy fun bags.(.)(.)
.We've all seen the way his dirty ringed hand has stuck itself inside a pickled onion jar๐ง
Heโll Probably have an array of new t-shirts to show his moobs off .
(.)(.)
Hoping I credited all funnies to correct authors.
Apologies if not.
.... A proper laugh out loud post ....Really Mark Adderley? Why you do dat? iz orrible-pleez stop eet
I thought exactly the same... Dick..Dog canโt be that unwell as heโs got time to post on Instagram popcorn junkiestwit
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Her yoga is so ineffective;she really isn't going to be getting a good calorie burn and there will be negligible cardiovascular benefit. If the only position she is able to do after eight with any degree of effectiveness is cow position, she may as well just have sex doggy style for ten minutes/however long it lasts.See, she HAS been doing yoga everyday
It always amazes me how parents with home schooled can just swan off on holiday whenever they feel like it, when if I want to take my child out of school for a day I have to jump through all sorts of hoops then probably turned down. Even though it might be for a holiday which could be classed as educational in SAโs world.
I got particular pissed off when my husband returned from an op tour I requested two days off so we could go visit family weโd all not seen for months and let the kids be with their dad for some quality time. School said NO, yet this lot get to spend every second of everyday together as a family (as horrific as that must be for their youngest) and can go on holiday every other day if they want to. Makes no sense.
I got particular pissed off when my husband returned from an op tour I requested two days off so we could go visit family weโd all not seen for months and let the kids be with their dad for some quality time. School said NO, yet this lot get to spend every second of everyday together as a family (as horrific as that must be for their youngest) and can go on holiday every other day if they want to. Makes no sense.
They blamed lockdown for their lack of content, so now we are basically out of it, it should be 10x better. Pure laziness, money for nothing
It's insulting to her Followers and the art of Yoga.
I don't really have time for RachelSpain yoga either. I understand the woman needed to drum up attention for her business, doesn't she understand people have followed her because they want to look good in Nitty's eyes?
I don't believe any of them would ever make an effort to visit Spain or even buy a mat.
To give Nadia such a glowing report of what has been an appalling display of poses does not put that woman in a good light. She is clearly a very bad teacher. Not only having to grasp attention through an Influencer, but Nitty clearly hasn't learned anything from the woman.
Also she can't do any poses on THAT mat because that isn't the one she supposedly took with her.
The post she put up the other day of her yoga bundle she took with her, the mat was covered in gold print. Another slip-up from the thick as two short planked liar. she will find a cunning way around it, especially now i have flagged it up.
She is using what look like, Liforme yoga mats, the cheapest of which come in around ยฃ115. The one embellished with gold would be around ยฃ135 +.
Yet again not a good look to be portraying to all her new genuine Leftwing followers. A different ยฃ100+ yoga mat depending on what holiday she is on.
Her behaviour is beginning to become offensive regarding her so called 'practice.'
So her followers are now reduced to having to 'spot' her mat? Not even bothering to post what day she is on.
I'm losing my grip with this and her effing DIETING!
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I got such a surprise seeing my title suggestion used when I logged in today. Thank you.
Ten minutes and tax deductible ยฃยฃยฃยฃs in the last year, if you add it all up.
'He found in Nadia not the love of his life but someone gullible and needy and easy to manipulate.'
Great and insightful post @Misbehaving , but I don't think she is gullible, needy and easy to manipulate, quite the opposite.
I do think he is a Narc, but I think she is too. They both act out their issues on one and other. I think they both deserve each other. The children though, certainly did not deserve that upbringing.
They should have sought therapy years ago or got divorced; but don't they say narcs don't seek therapy as they don't believe anything is wrong with them? It's everyone else who has a problem/s.
I've been discussing them with a friend who used to watch their channel with me. He stopped watching as he spotted the decline and couldn't be bothered with them. I became fascinated purely because human nature interests me, then of course the monetising started and I found Tattle. I was really fuming earlier, these last two weeks of their duplicitous behaviour has riled me more so than usual and I think by the pace of our threads I'm not alone. So I asked my friend to watch snippets of them and he couldn't believe how much they had changed. He said something very interesting:
"They have morphed into each other."
Great and insightful post @Misbehaving , but I don't think she is gullible, needy and easy to manipulate, quite the opposite.
I do think he is a Narc, but I think she is too. They both act out their issues on one and other. I think they both deserve each other. The children though, certainly did not deserve that upbringing.
They should have sought therapy years ago or got divorced; but don't they say narcs don't seek therapy as they don't believe anything is wrong with them? It's everyone else who has a problem/s.
I've been discussing them with a friend who used to watch their channel with me. He stopped watching as he spotted the decline and couldn't be bothered with them. I became fascinated purely because human nature interests me, then of course the monetising started and I found Tattle. I was really fuming earlier, these last two weeks of their duplicitous behaviour has riled me more so than usual and I think by the pace of our threads I'm not alone. So I asked my friend to watch snippets of them and he couldn't believe how much they had changed. He said something very interesting:
"They have morphed into each other."
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In the beginning of hometime, I was surprised to see Mark appears to have a proper job! Mark's talking about his 'last day on the film' to do the 'final edit' in what looks to be an office building. I wonder if it's been commissioned by BBC or ITV? Or maybe Netflix?
Wait, he's now talking about putting Maddie's music into the film... It's hardly Celine Dion for Titanic but I suppose I'm not up to scratch on current film trends.
Good news, he's now 'running through the set'. That's weird, that doesn't look like Universal Studios. Rather, that looks rather much like a random public park. Ah, he's just confirmed the entire film is set in their local public park.
Wow, he's now talking about the cast. I wonder who's starring in it?! Maybe Reese Witherspoon's cleared her calendar? Oh, wait, the entire cast seems to be family and friends.
The good news is he's definitely a serious director because he's wearing a cap which says director on it.
He's now waxing lyrical about his film being his baby and now released into the world and now it's the people's film and how it's gone down well.
He's genuinely speaking about it as if he hasn't just popped down the park with some friends. It screams amateur.
Wait, he's now talking about putting Maddie's music into the film... It's hardly Celine Dion for Titanic but I suppose I'm not up to scratch on current film trends.
Good news, he's now 'running through the set'. That's weird, that doesn't look like Universal Studios. Rather, that looks rather much like a random public park. Ah, he's just confirmed the entire film is set in their local public park.
Wow, he's now talking about the cast. I wonder who's starring in it?! Maybe Reese Witherspoon's cleared her calendar? Oh, wait, the entire cast seems to be family and friends.
The good news is he's definitely a serious director because he's wearing a cap which says director on it.
He's now waxing lyrical about his film being his baby and now released into the world and now it's the people's film and how it's gone down well.
He's genuinely speaking about it as if he hasn't just popped down the park with some friends. It screams amateur.
Is he really wearing a cap with Director written on it? Surely worn with irony?
Oh my word, this is going to be quite some thread!
Thats actually the thing right there @chipmunk.
For me personally the wording would be slightly different.
I would say Iโm interested because human nature fascinates me.
So if and when he says to people โwhy watch then?โฆโ
This is exactly why.
It really is fascinating.
(Quite like the circus.)
You know itโs wrong and pretty shocking staring at the bearded lady but you still want to know all about her and watch her shave.
Thanks for great summary, title and laugh out loud funnies.
I've got a funny feeling towards them today- I almost felt sorry for Nadia!
Yes she's a nightmare,a liar,a mean girl,a spoilt brat, a fake,a sloven,attention seeking loudmouth,a narc and I really wish she would disappear but at least she puts makeup on and earns a wage to keep them all in grotty food, grotty clothes and everything else they desire. She indulges his long term unemployment.
But she can't even go away without him playing up in some way. She's paid for his drive through diagnosis, probably in the hope of better times but he seems to be declining. I don't know if he's actually taking the tablets
but he's looking awful!!
I've never bought the depressive alcoholic labels as his actions don't match my experiences of family members struggles. But he's starting to look genuinely unwell and clearly not washing or doing any self care. His mind isn't numbed enough however to ignore or politely debate with his critics. He thinks it's ok to act like a complete twit!
I just get a horrible feeling about the whole situation now.. the bs NOga,the endless #ad,him thinking that
a few hundred people paying to hear him preach or acting a tit while making zero effort with appearance or content is a valid way to live your life ( I mean, who is he?
), thinking it's ok to ignore said people when they are crying out for attention, not even having the time to reply to their best wishes 
, the whole power trip, self obsession... I'm trying to feel pity for him as it's so messed up BUT I can't. He's such a knob.
Get a job Mark Adderley for everyone's sake !
I've got a funny feeling towards them today- I almost felt sorry for Nadia!
Yes she's a nightmare,a liar,a mean girl,a spoilt brat, a fake,a sloven,attention seeking loudmouth,a narc and I really wish she would disappear but at least she puts makeup on and earns a wage to keep them all in grotty food, grotty clothes and everything else they desire. She indulges his long term unemployment.
But she can't even go away without him playing up in some way. She's paid for his drive through diagnosis, probably in the hope of better times but he seems to be declining. I don't know if he's actually taking the tablets
but he's looking awful!!I've never bought the depressive alcoholic labels as his actions don't match my experiences of family members struggles. But he's starting to look genuinely unwell and clearly not washing or doing any self care. His mind isn't numbed enough however to ignore or politely debate with his critics. He thinks it's ok to act like a complete twit!
I just get a horrible feeling about the whole situation now.. the bs NOga,the endless #ad,him thinking that
a few hundred people paying to hear him preach or acting a tit while making zero effort with appearance or content is a valid way to live your life ( I mean, who is he?
), thinking it's ok to ignore said people when they are crying out for attention, not even having the time to reply to their best wishes , the whole power trip, self obsession... I'm trying to feel pity for him as it's so messed up BUT I can't. He's such a knob.Get a job Mark Adderley for everyone's sake !
I meant to ask this question on the last thread, but it moved so fast, I couldn't squeeze it in.
Does anyone know why he chose to do Coffee Moaning from his car which is still outside his house? Isn't it?
I can't bring myself to watch but I know someone said it was because he was going to work. Well, I could understand if he had to actually go to work early and therefore had to film CM from his ha-ha WORK place; but.. he hasn't had to go to WORK early.
I'm sorry, I know I'm not making sense, because I can't make sense out of it. Why did he not film in the kitchen before he left, for WORK?
Does anyone know why he chose to do Coffee Moaning from his car which is still outside his house? Isn't it?
I can't bring myself to watch but I know someone said it was because he was going to work. Well, I could understand if he had to actually go to work early and therefore had to film CM from his ha-ha
WORK place; but.. he hasn't had to go to WORK early.I'm sorry, I know I'm not making sense, because I can't make sense out of it. Why did he not film in the kitchen before he left, for WORK?
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