Imagine having such a sad pathetic life that the only thing you can converse about is Covid and someone’s public life. She’s almost manic this morning trying to get her point across. Does it matter?? Does she not think that both families have children and partners and maybe reinacting a tacky photograph might be hurtful and tasteless?? Then again everything about them is tasteless and tacky. Grow the duck up, you pair of village idiots.Yuk, the pair of vile creeps Mark Adderley and Nadia Sawalha on CM nice and early full of excitement and glee at the Matt Hancock story, they both look like they’ve slept in a skip, you can literally smell them through the screen, absolutely loving it but they feel sorry for his wife off course sweetie, they make me nauseous
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In the comments on their latest GFH, someone asked if they had received the bulbs and rose that she had sent them. Apparently the bulbs have been planted, but the rose was already dead.
That's probably because he left it in the box for 3 months like he has with the vast majority of the shite that he has bought for his landfill over the past couple of years.
Ungrateful, lazy fecker!
That's probably because he left it in the box for 3 months like he has with the vast majority of the shite that he has bought for his landfill over the past couple of years.
Ungrateful, lazy fecker!
Coffee Moaning for Friday. I am so happy because Montreal is going to the Stanley Cup Finals! 
After all the lousy officiating they had to put up with, I am thrilled for them. So the twosome have a pic up on the screen before starting. Why does Mark pull those ridiculous faces? Dipshit. So title today is "Matt Hancock caught SNOGGING, Ibizia or Bermuda as GREEN LIST LOOSENS,".Looks like YouTube notifications are screwing up again, as Gabrielle says she just caught this by chance. The live starts with them role playing Matt Hancock and his fancy piece. Mark is wearing his Slow the duck Down T-shirt. they are now doing impersonations of Boris talking about social distancing. This leads to Matt Hancock being caught snogging his aide. "Let's have a moment for his wife and his poor kids" says Nads. Mark wants to spins us round to show the photo of them playing tonsil hockey with the skank and cad against a door to prevent being interrupted. (I was wondering when the next Conservative sex scandal was to happen. Remember back in the day you could go a year without one?
) Nads wants to know how they got that photo. Umm CCTV and security. Cue the chainsaws in the background. (The amount of sawing that goes on in their neighbourhood, I doubt there are any trees left aside from teh Sadderley's patch.) "There he goes again, the hand moves up from the bottom" details Mark. 
Nads gets up to close the patio door. Mark figures he got warning of this hitting the press. (I just want to see him show up to a cabinet meeting with a shiner, the POS 
) Mark goes on about buttocks being clenched. Nads says he cannot survive this. Mark "What did Boris call him? bleeping useless?" Nads says the Queen called him poor man "I wonder what she would say about him now?" Mark reads that Hancock was seening checking the corridor to see that it was clear, before closing the door and is all hands over her mouth gasping. Nads can't believe there is CCTV in Hancock's office. Is she naive or born yesterday? Mark says he is a minister of state and Nads says he is such an idiot. Well most men who think with their dicks are.
"Can I say there is a word ar really apt word underused but needs to be brought back into focus...BERK." Lynn Aoki says thick as feck. Heather Gunn is confused. Nads reviews for those just arriving. Mark shows us the pics. Nads says think about all the rules it breaks and young people having to see the desparity. (Oh like there weren't young people breaking rules *cough* Maddie *cough*) Nads: "Do you know what he said? 'I don't discuss my personal life.'" Mark talks about the carnage from the fallout and we have a Tory believing the rules are different for them. Nads doesn't think having an affair affects you as a politician. (Call me a hard ass, but if you are willing to cheat on your spouse, what else are you willing to cheat on? ) The pic was taken after 3 p.m. May 6, 2021. Nads says then he was allowed to it. 
Mark asks who it was who had a broomstick up against the door? It was Dominic Raab. Scratch, pick. Nads is trying to figure out if he was breaking social distancing rules. "They have said hug quickly, but you can't snog outside." Mark sees the family questioning Hancock on how he has made them vulnerable to COVID. (I think the bigger question is, how the hell could you do this to your family, 3 kids, breaking up the home asshole!) Someone comments that isn't it crazy to assume that all people have stopped having sex? Someone mentions him giving his brother and sister contracts. Who thinks he should resign? Lynda says he is a sleazeball. Someone else asks how anyone can find him attractive. Well chatter don't hold back!
Mark talks about the amount of affairs going on in parliament. Nads says they were going to do a bit on Loose with Denise climbing out of a bin, but they were told no, because no one can help her out of the bin. In the end they lay the bin down. 
More talk about filming and social distancing. Nads says she wouldn't give a flying banana if it was a regular person, but Matt Hancock? Craig calls him a self-serving psychopath. Stewart says do you remember when he pretend cried on TV? Someone on Insta said to Nads they caught the hubby cheating and sold him out to a magazine. Was it Chit Chat Mag by any chance?Confession time: Mark says many years ago he had a fling and got caught by the paps at Cannes and the photo was sent to his partner. (Oh yeah, she showed up at his work with the pics.) Nads is making "you got caught out you little
" face. Mark says he never found out who did it. Nads asks does he have any suspicions and he says yeah. Mark says this happens to everyone at some point. Nads' head whips towards him and say"What?". "Lots of people have affairs." Nads says not everyone. "I'm telling you now a huge number of...have you never?" Nads says no. He is such a dick. Mark goes to waffle on about how it changed the course of his life, his family, etc. Mark says he was in his early 20s compared to Matt Hancock. Yeah, cos that makes it so much better. Goes on about it being a feeding frenzy and how it is "easy to forget about the humans at the heart of this story." Kinda like you and Matt eh? Mark says he is more interested from a political point of view, but he knows what it is like to be stung by a photo. "It was used as leverage.' Leeeeeeee's here and says "The worst was when he said 'I've been busy saving lives.'. That's like Jezz Bezos saying he's been busy sending parcels." Hehehehe.
Nads goes on about Hancock's arrogance and stupidity. Hancock by name, cock by nature. Nads says she thinks it will be very serious for him, devastated, how does he come back from this? She wonders how it will affect--are you ready?--mental healthwise. (I think you reap what you sow and that is that. Deal with it. 
) Nads then flits back to feeling sorry for him is hard because he is arrogant. Karma. 
Nads says we are all answerable. *Cough* Bullshit. *Cough* Mark says Cummings is going to be so happy with this story. Nads says that Raab said on TV that there have always been different rules for politicians. Mark says that is quite honest. Ewww Mark sneezed 
and didn't do it in his elbow, it just spewed onto the floor. Sabrina says she got caught cheating, realized the pain it caused and never did it again. again. Mark wonders if Bojo with his track record of a zipped up zip with back Hancock. Will he be the sacrificial lamb or will they protect him? Mark asks us to cast our minds back to the Thatcher era, people getting their toes sucked, oranges on their head, which one?, people in tights. (Nevermind that, how about Sara Keays and Cecil Parkinson? Poor kid. 
)Welcome to Stuart. Compliments for Nadia's hair and she thanks everyone. Mark says she looks like Super Mario Bros.
"You just need a little hat on." Green list has been extending 14,000 pounds in a hotel for 4 in Ibiza. "It must be a flash hotel." says Nads. Mark thinks the Balearic Islands will sink from British tourists. Nads is trying to tell us about her friend Matty going out to Ibiza and Mark keeps interrupting and saying "It's interacting!" He says it's enthuastic like she does all the time on television. Burn. He tells her to do her Super Mario Bros. dance and she has now lost her train of thought. Well Matty doesn't trust it and won't be going to Ibiza. Nads says the gov't is offering crumbs. Nads says the clubs are not open and bars close at 2 a.m. Nads just loves Ibiza "a spiritual pull" she gets from it. Nads says if it seems okay and legal then they should book a week in Ibiza. Nadia FLIP FLOP Sawalha. Karen says Malta is free of restrictions. Nads:"Oh my God, we spent a whole summer in Malta." Showoff. "The water in Gozo, oh my God." Mark who knows everything asks "What is Malta?" 
Nads with there when her dad was doing Sinbad, says it isn't that exciting. 
(It's a wee island with loads of history, what more do you want? One of my closest friends at school was a Malteser ). She says she enjoyed it as a kid, but people have told her it's boring. (I remember when Steve went with Eileen to Malta and he kissed a transexual named Shania on Corrie. )Mark thinks of it as Monte Carlo as flat and uninteresting. No that would be you Mark.
Nads says she remembers the pool and the sea, SWIMMING WITH HER COUSINS and she looks right at the camera. Someone mentions the Blue Grotto in Malta and Nads says "yes, that is stunning." Faith says the whole of Malta have had their jab, to which Mark says there are only 16 people in the country. 
442,701 akchually. 
Mark asks if the Blue Grotto was where they filmed that film with Brooke Shields. (She has been in a few movies and it was Fiji.) Nads says she wanted to kill herself after Blue Lagoon, because she didn't know how she could look like her. Mark said he didn't know how he could ever meet a woman like Brooke Shields and then he met Super Mario Bros. They start hugging. 
Final story is PIGEONS! Who likes them? Nads: "We have got a bird that is shitting like a a dog! I think it must be a huge pigeon, it's disgusting." Mark says "It shits like a trucker, it lands on my head."
Mark shows us his t-shirt. "Isn't he slim... we've both loss lots of weight." Andrew Lloyd Webber says the gov't hates culture. Talk about John Campbell and the use of ivermectin in the treatment of COVID. Back to pigeons, it's the worst day in pigeon racing history. Nads says she is devasted. Mark says 10,000 birds have vanished during a sun storm. Wow. From hating pigeons they go on to say how clever they are. Mark has always wanted to make a film about them. Pick a lane! HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND THE NOTIFICATION BELL. HIT THE THUMBS UP. Nads says there are 735 of you watching and only 145 thumbs up. Mark tells the peeps how to set up a Gmail account. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. HAVING A SNOG? MAKE SURE THE DOOR GOES OUTWARDS, NO INWARDS. LOVE YOU ALL, SEE YA SOON! Happy Friday all! 
You’d think so wouldn’t you.This has got to be a "troll" taking the piss.
All I see is two sweaty, unhealthy looking
Oh I see, thank you for explaining.He actually criticises the use of lithium as a treatment for bipolar. He says Britney shouldn’t have been prescribed lithium for bipolar, he says lithium is a mallet smashing a hazelnut when it comes to bipolar. NO!
Lithium is a highly effective treatment for (real, actual) bipolar. Not always suitable, but for many the best treatment available. Argh
He apologised for the “smut” from him at the start and end of HT30. She asked why he was apologising. He said he’s just trying to get more people to watch it
Ah she just said on coffee moaning that they've both lost a lot of weight recently. Funny how she's never mentioned trying to lose weight in any of her instas!
She certainly didn't look like she lost weight in the recent hometime in those awful poses she was making
I think she makes a complete idiot of herself on purpose. She thinks she’s a comedienne for sure. All the ‘Mark don’t film this,’ is to try and convince the subs they are seeing something akin to an out take. She’s been doing it for so long, if she really didn’t know someone would have told her by now. She’s a terrible actress, not a creative bone in her body, all she can do is shout “Maaark, don’t put this in.” Also she is so unbelievably vain, I’m sure she watches every vlog probably more than once, laughing her head off at her comedy genius.Bit early for a moan I know but against my better judgement I dipped into that "goes down in history as the worse vlog ever" HT and it really, really annoys me when he films her, usually half naked, screaming "don't put this in, Mark you are not filming are you" etc and then proceeds to put it in and film her..
Now I know this is attention seeking Nadia Sawalha we are talking about and we know that what she says and what she means are world apart but for a viewer it is uncomfortable viewing and gives a bad message.
Yes Mark would say it's comedy but again they spout such woke, right on crap yet he puts behaviour like this in family vlogs "for laughs". Again it's mixed messages.
Either way it makes me
@bitterntwisted all I can see (through my rage) in his pityfest me me me bs post is his misuse of ellipsis
KNOB
They will either be about to promote the latest weight loss plan, or they have both had the shits.
You decide.
Probably the shitsThey will either be about to promote the latest weight loss plan, or they have both had the shits.
You decide.
Riots not diets
Will obviously concur in another diet book
Along with the hefty list of contradictions
All fuelled by greed
Their agents must be slave drivers
Will obviously concur in another diet book
Along with the hefty list of contradictions
All fuelled by greed
Their agents must be slave drivers
She's trying to convince herself she has
Yes, this will be an AD very soon...yawn
If she's going to be all Readers Wives then her undercarriage could do with some anal bleaching first. 
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A big chunk before this was pixelated. WTF were their daughters watching?
Family soft porn. Well, it's certainly a USP for a family YouTube channel. Lucky for KiKi she's not in school, as members of her poor school leadership team would be forced to watch this as part of a child protection investigation. I can imagine the conversation in the staff room now:
Designated Safeguarding Lead: "What have you got next?"
Teacher: "Year 10 Geography. Nightmare. You?"
DSL: "I've got a child protection meeting with a couple of parents who are filming soft porn and posting it on YouTube.
Teacher: "No!"
DSL: "I can't even tell you the worst of it ..."
And these 2 scammers are quite happily talking about going to Ibiza in their Coffee Boring this morning. Manks was just saying that a hotel holiday (he had a look) was around £14K, after which she said to him: 'I don't see why we can't have a week in Ibiza'? Insensitive to say the least. But we know who'll be paying the tax relief on the cost of that trip. Unless they're hashtag gifted
or maybe AG could get a 'justgiving' page together to fund such an expensive holiday.I really feel for your dear friend. Life is so hard for such a lot of people and it takes all the courage to get up and face another day
I really think they should refrain from discussing specific medications especially when they know nothing about them. They hold a lot of influence over their subs and I dread to think that they may take life changing decisions based on what these two muppets say.
My husband takes lithium for bipolar and has done brilliantly on it. Sadly shortly after he came out of hospital some of his family members tried to dissuade him from taking it - again unqualified and ignorant remarks that can only cause harm. Mark Adderley needs to stop spouting his ill informed opinions - does he think he’s at psychiatrist level now?
I don't understsnd why she doesn't go to a hairdresser to have it done? I dyed my own hair for a while when I had to in order to save money but as soon as I could I went to the hairdresser's. It's so much better!
Hey tattlers,
I was thinking of starting a collection to buy some pointless toot. I'm sure it's someone in the tattle community's random anniversary coming up.
There's no obligation to contribute but let's honest, if I don't see your name on the list, I'll think twice about liking your posts.
She needs to see a specialist about that bald patch on the back of her head. It seems like Mark deliberately films it.I don't understsnd why she doesn't go to a hairdresser to have it done? I dyed my own hair for a while when I had to in order to save money but as soon as I could I went to the hairdresser's. It's so much better!
Almost psychiatrist to go with his almost PhD...I really feel for your dear friend. Life is so hard for such a lot of people and it takes all the courage to get up and face another day
I really think they should refrain from discussing specific medications especially when they know nothing about them. They hold a lot of influence over their subs and I dread to think that they may take life changing decisions based on what these two muppets say.
My husband takes lithium for bipolar and has done brilliantly on it. Sadly shortly after he came out of hospital some of his family members tried to dissuade him from taking it - again unqualified and ignorant remarks that can only cause harm. Mark Adderley needs to stop spouting his ill informed opinions - does he think he’s at psychiatrist level now?
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