Nadia Sawalha #37 If you cannot take the thumbs down, get out of the kitchen

[Hopscotch]

Thank you and congratulations to @sissel sid for our new title thread! I especially like the ellipses, nice touch.

To recap:
Mark finally has a diagnosis, after paying for it. Much debate over taking his meds. Collosal pity party.
Vlogging and lives are sporadic, due to said mental health/can't be arsed.
Nads tries sober June, quits.
Nads tries 365 of NOga-tenuous, showing off the camel foot.
Mark is losing his shit over the thumbs down.
Nads makes more recipes with a gallon of oil and vats of chocklit.

I think my suggestion received more votes, but since I’m not hung up on thumbs up or thumbs down and this title is punchier than mine, kudos to @sissel sid !

 

[afrozenpea]

He needs to get a grip! Silencing people only leads to them coming over to this side and becoming an "unwell troll". The absolute pleasure in his voice as he says he deleted her is very sadistic. He loves the control that his grubby fingers have.

you can really see what a sick person he is when does this

 

[missmickey]

Thanks for the heads up re the tattle YouTube channel Seek Clarity

I personally found this interesting, even though I've never watch Alfie and Zoella, as they were investigated for advertising
Nutella!
How Alfie Deyes and Zoella Are Breaking The Law - YouTube

Good thing that Mark Adderley and his Celebrity Masterchef Winner wife rarely product place Nutella on their family YouTube channel.

[FB LIVE] Nadia Sawalha's Nutella Profiteroles - YouTube

The As Yet Unnamed No NAME Sunday Show - Nutella Pancakes, Vegan Food & What Our TEENS Find FUNNY - YouTube

WEEKEND VLOG #58 Nadia SHOWS off JUDO MOVES, PREPARATIONS for Kiki's Birthday & Nutella ADDICTION - YouTube

NIGHT SHIFT (Day 4 of Lockdown) A NIGHT SNACK: Nutella Marshmallow S'mores French Toast - YouTube

VLOGMAS LEFTOVERS #3 Mark Loses his S**T Cooking a NUTELLA YULE LOG & Nadia Has PATIENCE of a SAINT - YouTube

OK, can't take any more copying and pasting, it's been a long day. If you search 'Sawalha Nutella' (Adderley doesn't have much traction on YouTube yet, tattlers ) you'll see for yourself that their back catalogue is a veritable feast of Nutella for All Seasons.

 

[Misbehaving]

Also we must remember Xander died and Nadia and Mank said they really liked him (my opinion: they didn't) and she said how worried she had been that he was lonely (because she is so kind, you know), except she'd never actually met him, never invited him around, and he lived about 4 miles away from them at one point, and near nanny di later (according to various sources).

Great post and I agree.
I just logged on today and was very shocked to read about his death. This is very sad and tragic.
I remember him as being a very colourful and provocative and polarising person (maybe deliberately so?).
He definitely courted controversy and generally seemed to enjoy his spats with people? (In my opinion).
I never heard him refer to himself as a victim (or feeling victimised) and for such a forthright man he definitely would have been vocal if he believed that the evil trolls were out to get him? (Don't you think so Mark?)
This is despite living with some pretty severe long term health problems but Xander seemed to me to have bigger fish to fry than turning himself into a professional victim (take note mark).
He was trying to say something about the state of the world (especially politics) and his place within it?
His opinions were not to everyone's taste but he always had the courage of his convictions in voicing what were quite unpopular opinions (especially in media circles).
So he was someone who stood his ground (maybe a bit too much!).
That's why maybe he could be rigid and inflexible and let's be honest a bit rude?
Mark stroked his ego and gave him a position of unofficial doorman vetting comments and members that was a step too far imo.
He no doubt felt indebted and included by Nadia and mark but there is no doubt that they (particularly mark used that to their own advantage)
He deserved better than being their top flying monkey sadly maybe his own insecurities led him to being attracted to having that position.
It's a clique they run it's nothing to do with equality and we all know that cliques run on exclusion (and not inclusion).
So for Mark to use his death to make yet another veiled threat to trolls is really exploitative and in bad taste (imo).
Rip should mean exactly that peace not another internal sub war which is then turned against the so called trolls.
Pathetic a new low!

I was never a fan of Xander and his behaviour (he could be a nasty bully when he felt slighted or his place in the adderley hierarchy threatened.
Having said that and acknowledging that mark and Nadia actively generate in my opinion hate views (for which he played a part) they are not at all innocent
I'm sure that Xander himself would never have claimed to be whiter than white or holier than thou?
He always came across in his own way as pretty street wise and strong minded and if he gave it out then I'm sure he could take it on the chin as well.
In his own way I think he liked the attention (yes even negative attention) and liked to generate a bit of drama?
He was after all in his better moments a flamboyant sardonic mischievous man who I think knew exactly what he was doing and how to create an image/persona and how to have an impact.
He wasn't the shy retiring type after all and enjoyed his place on a media platform where he was in a way the top dog (of the subs).
Again (sorry for repeating myself) that's marks little hierarchy yes (with the obvious drawback of the bullying that always will be a part of that set up).

Was he a bit of a guilty pleasure in a car crash kind of way yes (for me at least) he was in that his outrageous antics had me cringing shaking my head in disbelief and yes sometimes laughing?
He was a larger than life character (for good and bad) but sadly someone who didn't know how to rein himself in.
Again we all know that their you tube channel attracts people with little sense of boundaries and I think ultimately he was a clever and interesting man who really had some definite potential and talents that he sadly never got the chance to explore.
Although he most definitely tried!!
He went for life he had an appetite for it and while he was here he tried to live it to its fullest.
I think that's how he should be remembered and not as a footsoldier in marks never ending war on the trolls (or life itself).
We are all more than trolls mark there is so much more to life.
So instead of being involved in Marks personal drama/inner demons I wish that he'd maybe used his talents to further his own life instead of being an observer of other people's (dysfunctional lives).
We are not defined by others (especially not mark and Nadia eekk!) but by our own actions.
I hope he didn't suffer and I hope that he passed away peacefully both in body mind and spirit.
Away from negative influences online and hopefully surrounded by real family and friends who really knew him and loved him.
RIP

 

[Lululime]

Exposing her genitalia (more or less) to strangers and in front of children under the thin disguise of a celebrity skit, is not much different to being a dirty old pervert in a raincoat, If she was a bloke this would be “flashing” and she would be in trouble. Admittedly it was in her own home...but still on public view and without any warning as to the somewhat explicit nature of the content.
Why choose this particular photo? Because it availed her the opportunity to indulge her perversion imo. Freakish exhibitionism and deviant control.

 

[CarrieAnne]

All the negative comments in the DM today some of them quite brutal, she has to be a right hard faced bitch to take it all but I suppose she does it all the time and still comes back for more. Melanie Blake is so right about her.

 

[notSUBmissive]

The biggest shock on AGs post about him losing weight for charity was when he said his age... He's only just 27!!!!!

Following the Sawalha-Adderleys sure does age a person!!!

 

[HereForAScroll]

Further proof (as if it were needed), that the subs talk a load of b*llocks

 

[afrozenpea]

Did Nitty do that rant first ? Or did she copy Lee Peart? Idiot thinks by doing it in her car, her kids won't hear. Yet this is the family who communicate with each other, and show off to the entire world on Insta.

Lol it's a probably a lie cos they are away from home........ nothing to do with her kids not hearing. garden furniture cushions and all that.... at the same time mank and diane are doing their film reviews ( ok, i know they are not proper reviews- just mank mansplaining and making out he is still a director, controlling the discourse, telling diane what she thinks before she says it, and then letting her agree with what he has said she thinks, and then pretending that there is actually some sort of meaningful conversation going on when it's a just a narcissist at work) against a strange/stylish/clean back drop, so they must be away from home, so it undermines any attempt to hide that they are away from home anyway.

 

[Waffle3]

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Another day same story another pity show for saddo Mark Adderley.
She is a complete fool a cost to himself!!! Would she prefer the cost of him losing his entire family should the 50 year old man child father of 4 not be dealing / taking ownership of his issues ???

 

[Cat mon do]

Re Manks drinking check out the Fathers Day special “A.Father &Daughter laugh at some funny s**t. at 14.17 Mark is swigging
from a water bottle and Moody says careful, careful stop! why would she say stop if it’s only water? I may be wrong but he
looked a bit out of it to me. i haven’t posted on here for awhile due to carpel tunnel in both hands so f****ng painful but thanks for the brilliant post tattlers you always say what I would have said oops! here comes the pain again

 

[rivermonster]

The comments under the DM article are priceless.

Nadia Sawalha slams Matt Hancock's affair in expletive rant

The Loose Women star, 56, took to Instagram on Friday to share her thoughts on the married Health Secretary breaking social distancing rules in a damning clip.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Even more comments now and they are all bad - even Tattle gets a mention.

 

[batterychicken]

wow Melanie Blake is ‘The Dominic Comings’ snitch of the ShowBiz World!!!

I can't be doing with this I can't name the person. Don't make allegations unless you are prepared yo be totally straight.

 

[Feska]

So, I’ve just caught up with the latest vlog.
I don’t know what to say other than what idiots they make of themselves.
The inability to complete any task with ease is beyond a joke.
I’m sure we all know that getting a mattress upstairs can be a bit of a struggle, but really? Do they seriously expect us to believe that it was that difficult? It was clearly totally staged. And the ridiculous music he overlaid it with again just adds to the pathetic scene.
I didn’t laugh at any of it, I just watched in disbelief - they’re just a couple of middle aged prats, making total fools of themselves.
They’re not clever, not entertaining, not funny and not cool.
They need to get a life and wake up to the fact that all they’re doing is making themselves look like a pair of dirty, useless, idiots. Why would you even want to make yourself look completely useless?
How scummy is that mattress? Why would they want anyone to see that? Disgusting
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Just watched this utterly pathetic vlog. Cannot understand how their subs think this is funny or remotely entertaining. They are indeed useless, filthy idiots. They make me itch. Their disgusting bedroom looks like a run down bed sit. . At the end is Nitty actually lying on that new mattress without a sheet on it. She makes me heave .

 

[Mental Hoax]

Do you think Kiki was trolling him with that card?

 

[amber.gl19]

Love Andrea Taylor Definitely a Tattler

 

[bitterntwisted]

Coffee Moaning and it is Father's Day, you know that day that Mark thought only came into existence when he became a father? I am dedicating this post to @Hopscotch for screwing up--love ya babe! The title is simple today "Father's Day Coffee Moaning-Reading Out Your Messages and Tributes."

Claire is in the hospital and doesn't have her charger, so she is going to miss the live. Claire, you can catch this shower later, no worries. She took an overdose stemming from her chronic pain. Debbie Sanderson said the member's live left her in tears. What the hell went on there? Gabrielle is meeting up with family as her cousin died 2 years ago. This is turning out to be a jolly Father's Day eh? Shelley Ridler was bawling after the member's live as well. Holy crap! Claire went missing and was sleeping on a park bench freezing. I swear the chatter are more interesting than Mark and Nads. I love it when they just carry on convos without them.

Speaking of those two, they pop up mid sentence. Mark shows us the card that Kiki made, with her permission, and it looks like a lemon with a red and white striped apron, holding a chainsaw above its head. The expression is this and it is to represent her father in the garden. She is a really good artist. She has the basics down and if she gets further education, ahem, she will go far I'm sure. Nads is, of course, thrilled that she is an artist what with her being all bohemian and shit. They mention the live No Use Shower Show and how emotional it was. Mark says how the Tedster's philosophy of life chimes with his own. Nads says a girl with a good father will find a good partner. If you missed the member's live, they will put up the link on the community page. Leeeeeeeeee's here. Says he has recovered from a heavy weekend. "I was going to text you today to see if you were still alive!" Hair fluffing. Happy Father's Day to Lee Peart's dad. Shelley says Lee always looks incredible. Nads is on the phone, she has to text Hannah. Ever the professional. Requests for more Happy Father's Day. It's Janice's birthday and Mark does his squashed tomatoes and poo version.

Mark says to send Claire a hug and tells her to reach out to supports and sends she is a must loved member. Nads talks about the Samaritans. Someone mentions the text service Shout. Happy birthday to Belle who is 3, awww. Claire feels the love and is overwhelmed. Happy Birthday to Jennifer Rose who has never had a shoutout and is 30. Oh here we go, Brenda says that Nads ignores her messages, it makes her sad and she doesn't know why. (I could be a really harsh bitch here, but decide not to as it is the Lord's day . It might change though. ) Nads says the only messages she ignores are rude and the messages go by fast. Big hugs for Brenda. Mark says he has a composite dad from the men in his life, Teddy, Jim, Izzy's granddad and Liz (interesting shame she didn't teach him how to put up drywall) and obviously dad/granddad? Talks about him being a conservative rock in his life. (Why must he do that? I ID as socialist, but even I know not all conservatives are from the every man for themselves mould of Thatcher. Bourgeois twatwaffle. ) Tim Reid got a gift from his sponsee. That's nice.

Rachel is a primary school teacher and pumps Mark and Nads' tires a bit, helping her get through the week and mental health stuff. Mark says he is having a good day today, earlier in the week was lousy and he will go into further detail about his meds and diagnosis. When that will be? Your guess is as good as mine. Rees suggests going to the Saatchi Gallery, they have a good exhibition on. Jess says she had to reach out for support after taking sertraline for one day. Mark says they never give advice, just share their experiences. Nads says it is good to go to a proper professional she says laughing. Yeah, so there's that. Someone says they love Davina McCall, but she is getting all the credit and it was Nads who changed their life about HRT and menopause chat. "Oh, thank you" says Nads. More Father's Day shoutouts. Someone mentions their husband is going through a terrible time today, missing their dads. Mark somehow extrapolates this into what sounds like that Prince William's brother claptrap; the job of parents is to "try and minimize the damage we that experienced as we go through out parenting." Mark reflects on his failures with his eldests daughters coming from broken homes and what not.

The messages go flying up. (Remember when they slowed it down and then the chatters bitched about it being too slow?) We are now on to the news with John Bercow joining the Labour Party. What? "John Bercow is Nadia's fat crush." Body shaming. Mark asks Nads if she would leave him for Bercow. She says no, but her eyes say I am thinking about a greasy hamburger. She says she doesn't like the implications that he is a bully, but she is wowed by his use of the language. Good Ship Lollipop says he is a bit sleazy to which Mark replies "but Nads likes a bit of sleazy." Oooh, I say! Mind you she married to Mark. Mark says he is like a Charles Dickens character. Nads:"He's a wordsmith." Mark:"Yeah, alright. You used to say that of me. " Silence. "You didn't back me up there, flippin 'ell, alright then, leave that one hangin'." Nads: "Flippin hell, awright then? I don't think John Bercow would say that would he?" Mark:"Good grief, hurl me the baton and let me get myself out of here rather sharpish..." Mark critiques his betters' turn of phrases. Where so-called normals would say um and ah, they would be more flowery and descriptive. GUYS HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND THE NOTIFICATION BELL. HIT THE THUMBS UP, THERE ARE 500 OF YOU AND ONLY 100 THUMBS UP.

July 5th is possible freedom day says Sky News. "This sounds like good news, go!" says Nads. Chat about 2nd jabs. (Meanwhile in Canada, 75% have had the first jab and 20% are fully vaccinated. There was a case this week where a fully jabbed person got COVID and died though. Don't know all the details.) Do we think we will be out July 5th? Terry says Bojo says they won't. A chatter says Boris is a buzzkill. "It's the hope that kills us" says Nads.

Mark asks about dad jokes. Nads says her dad is naturally funny. So a social media comp for dad jokes and the winner is this one. "I once hired a limo, but when it arrived the guy driving it walked off. I said excuse me, are you not going to drive me? The guy told me the price didn't include a driver, so I spent 400 pounds on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it." "Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn't see that well." Whomp, whomp. "What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey." Ha, ha. "Someone has glued my pack of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it." "What do you call a zombie who makes stirfrys? Dead Man Woking." "I kept wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, and then IT HIT ME." "I was stood behind a customer behind an ATM when he turned around and said 'Could you check my balance?', so I pushed him and his balance wasn't that great." Nads says that is her favourite. "Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field." "What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he went for work? Bye son." Get it? Bison, bye son. Nads says they love a cheesy joke in their house. "Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked." I had to think about that one.

Okay, just to have a little bitch to say how much I HATE the new update of Windows. The bloody news window keeps popping up. Okay, the chatters are submitting their dad jokes. Here is one. "Seven dwarves in the bath, they all felt happy, so he got out." The penny finally drops for Nads and she says "I don't think that is politically correct. I think we are getting into dangerous territory Mark. We'll get accidentally cancelled." Nads screws up a joke about a bear and cheese. So Mark says he is off to be spoilt. I think that happened ages ago. Nads is going to let Mark choose a film and she is going to make more of her delicious food. (I thought they were going out for lunch?) Mark says "And thanks Laura Smith for the aubergine emoji." SENDING YOU LOTS OF LOVE FOR FATHER'S DAY, HIT THE THUMBSUP AND THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND WE LOVE YA AND OH, GUYS TOMORROW NIGHT 7 O'CLOCK I AM DOING A LIVE INSTAGRAM WITH MY YOGA TEACHER SO ANY QUESTIONS COME TO THAT LIVE. ALSO, HANNAH IS GOING THROUGH HELL HAD BREAST CANCER 3X, EVERYTHING IS UP IN THE AIR FOR HER, I WANT TO SAY ON HER BEHALF A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO PETE, HE IS AN AMAZING DAD, FIRST FATHER'S DAY. HAVE A LOVELY DAY, LOVE YA BYE! Later all!

 

[Waffle3]

Just posted on his IG

 

[Herbert2005]

Does Marks wee Ghostbusters Room give you the heebie jeebies?

It makes me feel slightly billious. I reckon it reeks of dusty bodily fluids.

 

[CarrieAnne]

She has to be drunk to film that or high on something. That big fat arse in fishnets is gross and probably old manky sweating profusely and panting while he was filming it and yet they think it's hilarious......just a sick old slapper and a dirty old man and the daughter that was laughing at them sad kid who needs to grow up.