What annoys me most about the Swadderleys is their duplicity.
On the NNSS #48, chucked to their minions as scaps to a pack of starving hyenas, it is profoundly apparent as Nardia seeks to replicate a Jamie Oliver recipe she is not a cook.
She has no feel, no flair, no passion and no understanding of flavours and how to combine foods.
Coupled with the salubrious husband's constant filming of her breasts/buttocks, the very, very dirty saucepans and frying pans, the dogs, the dirt...it all makes for such uncomfortable viewing.
And true to her #bekind self she slates Oliver off to boot. He who has chosen lovely, probably organic sausages, has cooked with flair and no-nonsense to produce a pleasing result.
I cannot but wonder about the authenticity of all the cookery books and programmes she has partaken in. (As a side WHY has she never learnt to chop using her knuckles to shield from the knife like every cook does?).
None of it matches however, Manky's insidious choosing, now, in his 'decline' to show his wife in as bad a light as possible to milk empathy from the 'subs' in order to generate 'narcissistic supply'.
Treachery worthy of Captain Cook