Coffee Moaning on Tuesday. Europe's Jab Envy, Inappropriate message from Everard cop, Plain Clothes solutions?! Why do I get the sneaky feeling that this live is going to be another downer.
Oh crap. Mark is here and no Nads. He said she is well but she had a bad night and is recuperating. (Yeah right, she is bunking off.) Finger man has made its appearence.
Why are Nad's flowers just sitting in a vase on the floor? That is an accident waiting to happen.
Nads sends her apologies. Whatever. They are moving Mark from being a
twit in the kitchen to tomorrow night. His words not mine. Lisa had her jab the same time as Nads. Talk about the EU banning the AZ jab. Mark had a moment last night. Thinking about celebrating with people coming out of lockdown. (I thought he wasn't one for going out?) Apparently the dogs wandering around when they feel someone is not well. Nads didn't snore last night. Mark got Nads to do press ups. He said they were pretty pathetic. Sue says it will be nice to see friends in the garden. "Was it buffering?" Social anxiety, plug for COAMP. FOMO, social circles, blah, blah. Talks about buying Maddie her first pint.
Prince Philip is out of the bin.
"That man is made of titanium." Someone asks if he is dead. "No. Not if he is the walking dead." He has a massive mug of coffee does Mark. Talk about Philip rolling his car, the stent, etc. "He will be a centurian in June." Mark does a crap impression of the The Queen.
According to Mark, he says the RF put their longevity down to their homeopaths. Really. Mark says he is looking forward to being 99.
"Yes, he's Greek, she's German." (I think you will find the Queen was born in England, making her English. Imagine if someone said that about a POC, he would be all over your arse about it. Twerp.) Vanessa sleep tight. Mark suggests an Ovaltine. HTSM topic talked about. Talking about skin the game. (Woo, you're so cool.) Talk about men not worring about getting drunk like women do.
Jeremy Clarkson bitching about the BBC being banal, surface, superficial. Mark concurs. Courtney had the live on pause.
Chat about the inappropriate message the cop sent from the Everard crime scene. Mark tells Lee about Phil being the Terminator. (Focus!) Back to the message/graphic joke. "As chilling of an example of what women are faced with when dealing the police." A woman was flashed after the vigil and a male cop didn't take it seriously. They then sent WPC round to take her info. (Why bother, just send female cops to begin with.) Mark talks about cops sending photos of bodies. (Nurses have pulled this stunt too.) Mark pontificating about what they do at the recruitment stage, do they have any psychological testing. Someone mentions their dad is a policeman and it is hard for the good ones. "It confounds my brain." Dawn was flashed by a drunk guy, the cops let him off because he had just broken up with his gf. (What?)
Talk about plain clothes officers in pubs and clubs. Mark tells us there needs to be education and the police need to be re-educated. Mark got into a fight with a guy who was hitting his girlfriend, talk about men in groups being intimidating. (I hate when those yoof are blocking the damn sidewalk, chatting about nothing I'M WALKING HERE!
) Someone mentioned it has been exactly a year since the first Coveed Moaning. Sarah talks about pepper spray and tasers.
Maddie had some guy creeping on her and she couldn't find her voice. (you have to practice it.) Someone mentions the demo on Westminster Bridge, they would be terrified if their car was blocked. Mark said it was a bunch of women so he wouldn't have been that terrified. (Oh really. What if they were all on their period or menopausal? Gawd he talks a big game.
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Supply surge means more adults will get the jab in the UK. Talk about the EU and blood clots. (Someone mentioned on the news that you can get a blood clot flying, but that doesn't stop people from travelling.) Mark wants to know if the other manufacturers are fanning the flames. RM Jams asks if they are being salty.
"Everyone heads towards death." "It's self-fufilling garbage think."
17 million jabs 40 blood clots. Nads reports from her bed. Mark asks if she wants a cup of tea. Nads makes an appearance, hair wet, leopard spot dressing gown. There goes Chi Chi
. HIT THE THUMBS UP ICON FOR HER. Nads says she feels rotten but relieved. She goes to make herself a cup of tea. Welcome Catherine. Thank you to Laura for her card.
GUYS STAY SAFE, MARK IS GOING TO LOOK AFTER NADS, CHRISTINE HAD HER BABY, GROUP HUG. COOK ALONG TOMORROW, VLOG LATER TODAY, PC WAYNE COUSINS TO STAND TRIAL IN OCTOBER. POST ABOUT THE CREEP COP TO KEEP IT IN THE MEDIA. STAY SAFE, LOOK AFTER YOUR LOVED ONES, BYYYYYYYYYYE. Going to waddle my arse outside for a walk. Later All!