At about 5 minutes into the latest GFH, Nadia says "We're in the next stage of turning our garden into a retreat".
I mean, really? A) It's a literal shithole. They are traipsing round in dog crap.
B) The progress that has been made has been done by his Mother because she knows it's the only way she can get to spend quality with 'her boy' (even though she seems numb to the fact that he spends most of his time belitting her).
C) What the actual
duck do they need to retreat from? Their hectic schedules? Their crippling guilt over their children? His chaotic social diary? Or is it all the hard work they put in to keeping their home so aesthetically appealing? Hmmm...one's mind boggles.
I hope they let him go on exactly as he is, then people can get a good look at this author of literary excellence and see where their hard earned cash will go when they buy the book. Like he'd even consider a shower before going on live tv. He's a dirty git