On this mornings F*ckoffee, he’s had a shave and she’s gushing saying-
“Oooh, babe, have you had a shave?” - as if she’s only just noticed it despite them both being in the same house, despite her probably having made and fed him her date-filled-with-peanut-butter-mama’s-spaghetti-in-3-litres-of-olive-oil for breakfast and watched him dribble and drool over it whilst pouting his lips and nodding at the utter gorgeousness of it all,
DESPITE having more than likely listened to his morning ‘woe is me’ ramblings and DESPITE actually SITTING BESIDE HIM FOR TEN BLOODY MINUTES!!
Then she does that annoying thing where she pushes his hair behind his ear like he’s a 3 year old girl.
The big Jessie.
(Apologies to all those named Jessie
)
For those of us who have a normal, simple, daily personal hygiene routine we don’t feel the need to make a song and dance about having a bath, shaving or washing but they’re making almost half a vlog on it!
Ppppfffttt!!
Of course, credit to Tattlers as they’ve obviously read on here that we believe they are dirty little toe-rags and they have taken it on board.
They admit that they’ve “let themselves go during lockdown.”
(No shit Sherlock?!)
Wee bit longer ago when that ship sailed methinks.
She says she never complains about good or bad service in restaurants yet in the same breath says the rest of them cringe and beg her not to say anything when she’s not happy.
goes on to say she said to a waitress recently that something she got was ‘awful.’ (and probably “Don’t you know I won master chef and I’m a celebrity so take these EDAM beans (edamame) back and get me more right now.”
Funny that she says she never complains as I read a few comments recently from people who were dining beside her and says she was exceptionally loud and rude in an eating house and also, from someone who served her food and said the exact same.
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE
On their homeschooling Facebook page.... great comment by a ‘friend.’
And another-
Least we forget!
