Nadia Sawalha #15 Itchy witchy, manky meanie, Selfies in bikini

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If their lame attempt at a book is anything near as rambling and whiny as his attention seeking Instagram posts then maybe Mank should consider listening to the audio book through earphones at night to cure his insomnia. He'd bore the tits off an excitable puppy. Or....he could knock the 38 double espressos he drinks a day on the head. Or does he enjoy being awake all night in his toy cave? Hmmm? 🤔
 
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Can't see it happening Dave! 👎
He hardly every replies back to Dave. Mark just doesn't have any real social skills.

Around April may he said he made contact with an old friend called Ross and said he was gona meet him. Nothing has come of it and was never mentioned again! Strange man, all his old friends seemed to have dumped him and I don't believe it's all down to him becoming sober.
I don't believe it either. My husband doesn't drink alcohol, never has and yet he has friends and is able to socialise with people who do drink! I think Mark is just unable to hold a friendship down due to his ego.

It just occurred to me that if Nuddya will be away all week detoxing from her phone and taking copious notes of the experience so that she can write her “article,” then when, oh when, will the 10 lucky subs receive their hand delivered, signed copies of the 10 Home School Commandments, from the Book of Mirk and Niddia? When is the camper van heading out? Or will Xander volunteer to deliver them in their place?
The book will be in Poundland by the time the winning subs will ever receive their books!
 
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New thread, anyone? I would but I have no idea how to. Not fussed on title, can't actually remember seeing any suggestions unless I've missed them?
How about...
Can't cook, awful book, greasy hair ain't no good look.
 
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:ROFLMAO: Oh the irony. M drunkenly introducing his wee bishop to the ex-soap actress many moons ago is the one thing between him and homelessness.
He looks a bit like a pissed twit on a bench at the start of this clip Neither of them wear clothes that fit them properly.
 
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Watched a teensy bit of the Covid morning.
She said -
“If I have to go and answer the door it’s because I’m having a Covid test.”
It’s all a bit hush hush/ secrets/tell ya later. Yada yada.
The door knocks, dog barks, MURK goes to the door!🙄
Probably a horse’s head delivery by old Pierce chops.😂
That made me laugh out loud and frightened my OH to death. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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I thought it was Ashley at first or Manky impersonating Ashley. He looks a bit like Ron Jeremy.:LOL:
I was trying to think who he reminded me of 😂 this is it ha ha. Him or Wagner off X factor.

So no one is allowed an opinion on the book unless it’s a positive glowing one. Yet this morning Manky was going on about people not being allowed opinions and it’s wrong. Complete hypocrite.
 
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Nitty looks like a bad drag queen from the seventies.
Talking of bad drag queens, out of curiosity i googled old Xander and he certainly has a face only a mother could love. I can't bring myself to post a pic.
 
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It just occurred to me that if Nuddya will be away all week detoxing from her phone and taking copious notes of the experience so that she can write her “article,” then when, oh when, will the 10 lucky subs receive their hand delivered, signed copies of the 10 Home School Commandments, from the Book of Mirk and Niddia? When is the camper van heading out? Or will Xander volunteer to deliver them in their place?
Xander coming to a door near you soon, beware dont stare, hes very very strange & loyal - hes not a super hero hes a super sub!
 
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I was trying to think who he reminded me of 😂 this is it ha ha. Him or Wagner off X factor.

So no one is allowed an opinion on the book unless it’s a positive glowing one. Yet this morning Manky was going on about people not being allowed opinions and it’s wrong. Complete hypocrite.
Wagner that's brilliant. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Just had a quick look at Xander's page and had to shut it down immediately, that is one scary picture -

Talking of bad drag queens, out of curiosity i googled old Xander and he certainly has a face only a mother could love. I can't bring myself to post a pic.
no best not, the image will never go away, he looks like someone who slays dragons!
 
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So, it would appear that the hole has responded like an hole to one of those rare real life humans (krista_v_ricks) who spent money on his tit book. :oops:



Just call me Nostradamus. :sneaky:
Unbelievable. Look at her sweet, thrilled expression compared to his.
It really does sum it all up. An innocent and GENUINELY kind person, sucked in by what looks like a very, very GENUINELY, angry Dad/Husband..I'll leave it there.

I find them sad. They spend ALL day on social media. What kind of a life is that?
Is there Re-Hab for Digital detox...? Maybe,possibly,she might be... Nah....

What the hell is she trying to prove by massaging his Lardy fluff?
She's trying to keep her hands out of her own barnet. It's called projection;)
 
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It just occurred to me that if Nuddya will be away all week detoxing from her phone and taking copious notes of the experience so that she can write her “article,” then when, oh when, will the 10 lucky subs receive their hand delivered, signed copies of the 10 Home School Commandments, from the Book of Mirk and Niddia? When is the camper van heading out? Or will Xander volunteer to deliver them in their place?
They will ge caught out on more lies over the digital detox, Mark my words. No way will she stick to it.
Photos and vlogs will go out and she’ll blame everyone around her for posts on her ‘My/Insta/Twit/Face’ pages.
 
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Just had a quick look at Xander's page and had to shut it down immediately, that is one scary picture -


no best not the image will never go away, he looks like someone who slays dragons!
Oh my god your right!! I,d never seen him before (and boy were my eyes in for a treat!)
He looks like a cross between a mexican wrestler and a bad magician! But dragon slayer!LOL:ROFLMAO:.He reminds me of one of those uber intelligent but slightly nerdy boys that i grew up with a little bit like a goth version of the comic book guy from the simpsons! For sure he has to have been into prog rock or dungeons and dragons! Nothing
wrong with that per se its when they use that considerable intelligence and imagination and obsessive tendencies the wrong way that houston we have a problem!
 
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Oh my god your right!! I,d never seen him before (and boy were my eyes in for a treat!)
He looks like a cross between a mexican wrestler and a bad magician! But dragon slayer!LOL:ROFLMAO:.He reminds me of one of those uber intelligent but slightly nerdy boys that i grew up with a little bit like a goth version of the comic book guy from the simpsons! For sure he has to have been into prog rock or dungeons and dragons! Nothing
wrong with that per se its when they use that considerable intelligence and imagination and obsessive tendencies the wrong way that houston we have a problem!
so agree! wonder who he has the hots for the most, nits or mank? or both? urgggggggggggg
 
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